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Clips from Sliders - The Weaker Sex (S01E01)

"Oh, how nice. Excuse me."
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"Here, I'll get it."
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"Rembrandt: Wow."
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"Yes, well..."
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"I do have excellent taste."
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"Don't get too attached to it. We leave in five days."
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"If we're lucky, less."
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"Maybe there's information about a lab in these files."
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"Quinn: I'll check these."
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"It feels weird going through some stranger's stuff."
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"- Ah-ha. - Anything?"
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"Yes. A phone bill with my home address and phone number."
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"Try it. Maybe it's current."
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"- (line rings) - Woman: Hello?"
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"Oh, hello... is this Maximillian Arturo's residence?"
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"Woman: Max, is that you?"
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"- Why'd you hang up? - There's a woman in my house."
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"Well, maybe she knows something."
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"(phone rings)"
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"- Hello? - Woman: So... you are back."
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"Let's get out of here!"
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"Excuse me..."
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"Mr. Mallory, the word is out all over campus."
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"They want you down at practice."
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"Rembrandt: Practice?"
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"(laughs) Yes, practice."
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"Coach: This is a mindgame. Being smart isn't enough."
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"You have to be fast, focused."
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"Name the four nucleotides that comprise DNA!"
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"(whistles)"
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"Man: Adenine, cytosine, thymine, guanine!"
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"(whistles) Name the five major geological eras."
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"Man #2: Archean, Proterozoic, Paleozoic,"
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"- Mesozoic, Cenozoic! - (whistles)"
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"Elementary particles... Wilson?"
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"Hadrons... leptons..."
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"(whistles)"
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"Coach: Wilson, what's the matter with you?"
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"It's Mallory."
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"Mallory! You son of a bitch!"
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"I bend the rules for you till they look like a pretzel,"
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"then you desert me for one of your experiments."
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"(mutters) You're a sight for sore eyes."
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"Thank God you're here, kid."
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"Take five, boys, while I chat with your captain."
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"Let's talk."
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"You can catch your teammates later."
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"What's the matter, Wilson? Disappointed?"
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"(student laughs)"
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"Hey, "superstar." How's it going, man?"
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"Teammate #2: How's it feel to be back, Quinn?"
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"Great... is this my locker?"
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"Teammate #1: It's right where it ought to be."
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"I got to hand it to you, Quinn."
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"Anybody who pulls a vanishing act for half the season,"
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"and shows up in time for finals,"
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"the coach would have his head for lunch."
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"The coach smells a championship."
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"Hey, Wilson, looks like you're on the bench, pal."
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"Knock it off."
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"Wilson subbed for you while you were gone."
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"Hello, it's Wilson. Let me speak to him."
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"I don't care what he's doing. Tell him it's important."
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"Joey, guess who didn't take your threat seriously?"
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"Quinn Mallory."
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"Look, do us both a favor... take care of the problem."
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"(hip-hop music starts)"
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"- ♪ Yo, homes, what up? ♪ - ♪ What up with you? ♪"
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"♪ What we gonna say? What we gonna do? ♪"
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"♪ Where we gonna go? What we gonna see? ♪"
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"♪ We're going to the library ♪"
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"♪ Moving down the aisle with my homies in tow ♪"
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"♪ We're groovin' in the home of the librarian... yo ♪"
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"♪ She checks us out from behind thick glasses ♪"
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"♪ We walk right past and we wiggle our asses ♪"
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"♪ Hemingway, Lawrence, Chekhov and Miller ♪"
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"♪ Fitzgerald was a freak, Mailer is a killer ♪"
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"♪ Quiet please, quiet please ♪"
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"♪ The silence is golden to books I am beholden ♪"
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"♪ I know I'm bad 'cause of the knowledge that I'm holding ♪"
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"♪ I give you one warning there will be no repeats ♪"
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"♪ Get out of my face while I'm reading my Keats. ♪"
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"(music continues)"
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"Unbelievable."
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"(laughing)"
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"Could you turn that down, please? I'm trying to concentrate."
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"Oh, sure, man. No problem."
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"- That book any help? - (sighs)"
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"This has got to be one of the weirdest games ever invented."
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"You've got to answer these questions"
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"while you run around carrying this ball"
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"and the other team tries to tag you."
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"And the scoring is insane."
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"If you answer the questions right and don't get tagged,"
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"you win one of these squares on the floor."
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"It's like "Go" or "Othello,"... capture the right square,"
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"you can take over several of 'em."
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"The team with the most amount of squares wins the game."
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"That seems easy enough."
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"It's not. There's this whole strategy about which squares to go for."
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"Apparently you can win or lose a bunch of 'em at one time,"
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"depending on where you are on the court."
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"Commentator: But the biggest story in the tournament"
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"has been the surprising return of Cal's Quinn Mallory."
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"Yeah, well, keep reading. These guys are talking about you."
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"...Cal a two-point favorite."
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"And that's from being an early seven-point underdog"
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"to Harvard in the Mindgame tournament."
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"Usually, one player wouldn't cause such a dramatic shift"
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"in the early line in a game."
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"But this is Quinn Mallory we're talking about, Ron."
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"Unbelievable. Everybody expects me to be Wayne Gretzky,"
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"except I don't know how to skate."
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"Well, you better think of something."
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"I have. I'm taking a powder."
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"They're gonna have to play Harvard without me."
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"Wait a minute. We agreed."
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"You have to infiltrate your double's life until we can find the sliding system."
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"That's easy for you to say... you're not gonna be"
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"the one making a fool of yourself on television."
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