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Clips from Year One

"Pass. Next question."
Year One
"- Okay, where do babies come from? - Pass. Next question."
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"- There's a snake on my foot. - In the form of a question."
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"There's a snake on my foot?"
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"- Correct. - What do I do?"
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"I got a lot of ideas. I'm bursting with ideas on the subject."
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"- It's constricting me. - You could stick your finger in its hole."
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"You know what, you could eat it before it eats you. Try that."
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"Eat the snake first. That's what my new brain tells me."
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"- It's preparing to eat me. - Go for the eyes."
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"It's big."
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"Zed, please help me."
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"I'm dying a virgin."
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"Wait right here. I'm gonna go eat more fruit."
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"- This was a bit of a rough day for me. - Yeah. There's gotta be more to life."
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"This is a lot. I don't think I can handle too much more than this."
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"No way. Look at these people."
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"They're like animals. We're way too good for this."
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"Now that I'm smarter I'm going straight to the top."
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"I'm bringing you. You're gonna be my right hand."
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"I've seen what you do with your right hand. No."
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"Don't you wonder what's on the other side of the mountains?"
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"There's nothing on the other side of the mountains, okay?"
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"The world ends. Everybody knows that. You'd fall right off of it."
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"But what if it doesn't?"
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"It makes my stomach go:"
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"I've been thinking a lot ever since I ate that fruit."
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"Why is there fruit? What is fruit?"
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"It's a thing that you eat. Why do we eat?"
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"What are we? What are we? Why do I have these?"
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"Everything is weird."
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"When you really stop and look at it, everything gets very, very strange-"
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"Why am I talking? What is this?"
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"My lips make a movement and then a sound..."
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"...and you know what I mean."
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"Blows my mind."
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"That just sounds like crazy fruit talk. I don't wanna hear it right now."
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"Boy, she looks nice tonight."
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"Do it, man. Dance for her."
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"I don't know. They're doing the jackal dance."
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"It's not my strongest."
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"What, are you kidding me? You have an amazing jackal dance."
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"Go. Jackal dance."
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"Get into it."
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"Over the head."
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"I'm gonna go and eat. I'm gonna come back."
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"Your father was a great hunter. But you, you're like a little girl."
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"Good one, Marlak."
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"Enmebaragesi says he saw you in the garden."
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"Really? Well, what if I told you that Enmebaragesi was a liar?"
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"I saw him eat the forbidden fruit."
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"Oh, that."
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"- Hey, what's going on here? - I will kill you where you stand."
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"Oh, a shooting star. That's the best."
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"- You really ate the fruit? - One bite. What's the big deal?"
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"You don't eat the fruit."
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"It's the number one rule since the beginning of time."
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"Since the Great Turtle climbed out of the sea with Earth on its back."
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"I know, but I'm a little fuzzy on the exact details."
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"Forbidden. Forbidden fruit."
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"You ate- You did the one thing you're not supposed to do. Forbidden."
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"But the word "forbidden" implies there's a little wiggle room."
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"There's no wiggle room with forbidden. You're cursed, man."
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"If you stay here, we'll all be cursed. You have to leave."
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"- Where am I supposed to go? - I didn't eat the fruit."
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"My hands are tied."
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"I wish there was something I could do for you, Zed, but I can't."
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"You really... You fucked the pooch on this one."
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"You better get out of here."
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"Okay, but before I go, I just wanna say one thing."
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"I know I'm not the greatest hunter."
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"- Or gatherer. - Or gatherer. Thank you."
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"But there's gotta be more to life than this."
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"I'm going, but because I choose to."
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"And anyone who wants to join me is welcome."
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"I don't know where we're going, but I will lead us."
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"Yeah, light up the darkness."
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"So who's with me?"
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"Anyone?"
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"Anyone named Oh?"
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"Okay. Looks like I'm gonna be going it alone."
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"Which is fine with me."
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"Better, in fact..."
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"...because having a partner would just probably slow me down."
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"I'm gonna start a new tribe, 10 times better."
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"There's gonna be 10 times more dancing and fun."
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"It's gonna be called Muscle Tribe of Danger and Excellence."
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"And you're not invited. I don't even like any of you guys. I never did."
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"Unless anyone changes their mind. Does anyone wanna come?"
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"- We're good. - Fine. Good. Bye-bye."
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"Don't- Nobody panic."
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"No! That's- That's- Oh, it's not my house."
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"I see you."
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"Go away, Marlak."
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"- Really, animal noises? - Badger."
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"This is just insulting. It's time I killed you."
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"Fine. But then, tell me this: Who's that behind you?"
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"You think I'm gonna turn around? I'm gonna gut you like a pig."
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"Nice whack on the head. You should try hitting Eema that hard."
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"We can discuss that later. We should run away."
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"Yes, yes, of course."
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"So you decided to come after all. Was it the speech?"
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"- It was the fire. I lost everything. - Yeah."
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"I wish we didn't have to leave."
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"Probably never gonna see Eema again."
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"That's not true. We'll go back."
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"Those hunters are idiots."
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"They're gonna forget the whole thing in an hour."
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"Will you get real, man? There's no going back, okay?"
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"There's nothing to go back to. It's just ashes."
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"Like it's hard to build one of those huts."
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"It's just a pile of sticks and dung."
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"Well, you're a pile of sticks and dung."
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"- I'm sorry, I- - It's okay."
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"- I don't mean that, obviously. - I know you're mad..."
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"...but this is a great opportunity for us."
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"They didn't appreciate you back there."
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"You're the genius who thought up drinking water from a gourd."
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"They were all drinking from their hands."
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"Well, it just seems practical. I mean, I don't know."
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