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Clips from Cheaper by the Dozen 2

"Guys, guys. Guys! I have a mission for you."
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"- It's top-secret, and it's high-priority. - Yeah? What is it?"
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"Come on. I'll show you."
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"- Positions. - Check."
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"My gosh. It's a purple bigfoot."
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"- What are you talking about? - A purple bigfoot!"
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"- A what? - I don't see anything."
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"Made you look, made you look."
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"- Made you look. - You are so stupid."
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"- Did I mention the dining set was a gift? - The king of Thailand. Yeah, you did."
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"- Give me that roll. - I see your kids can't wait to get started."
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"Well, that's just the way they are."
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"Hey, you guys. No eating until everyone's seated."
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"- Eyes up here, honey. - Doesn't she look hot?"
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"Doesn't hold a candle to you, honey. Come on, let's sit down."
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"- Where have you been all my life? - All right."
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"- Tom, right over here. - Thank you."
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"Ignore the place card. Sit next to your wife."
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"Fine. Fine, if you want chaos. Right here, Tom."
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"Believe me, I don't mind."
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"Dad. Don't..."
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"The seat cushion is soft."
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"- So, you two play tennis? - Yeah."
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"- You're in the meat seat. - What?"
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"I knew that dog was gonna be trouble."
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"Sit!"
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"My china."
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"- Where is he? - I don't know."
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"You don't know?"
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"It's OK. It happens all the time."
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"It doesn't. I'm so sorry. I'm really embarrassed. Thank you for the lovely shirt."
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"I insist that you send me a bill for this."
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"Don't even think about it. What's a few thousand dollars here or there?"
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"The main thing is you had a good time."
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"We'll talk about it later. I'll see you on the tennis court."
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"Bring your A game."
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"- Bye. - What was that?"
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"- Nothing. - That was not nothing."
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"This was not nothing. That was something. All right. In the house."
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"I know. I'm a horrible father."
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"- Honey, you broke your promise. - What promise?"
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"That you'd not get involved in this competitive thing."
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"It's just all so infantile."
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"- He tried to tell us how to raise the kids. - Meaning?"
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"- He thinks the kids are... - Did he say it?"
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"No, but you could tell that he implied that's what he thought, that the kids were..."
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"That's right."
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""I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-l-am.""
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"Aren't you a little old for that book?"
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"- She's reading to the baby. - Reading to the baby?"
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"Unborn babies, they're comforted by the sound of their mother's voice."
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"- Just don't spoil my linebacker. - The baby's gonna be what it wants to be."
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"Just let us be the parents, OK, Dad? Come on, Bud. I'm hungry."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"- Hi, Mr Baker. - Hi, Eliot. What's up?"
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"- I was looking for Sarah. - You mean Jake?"
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"Sarah and I and Calvin, we're going boarding this afternoon."
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"Well, she'll be back soon."
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"- OK. I'll just wait on the dock. - Wait, wait, wait."
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"Sit down."
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"What do you do for a living, Eliot?"
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"- I'm in eighth grade. - Yeah. Right."
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"- And how's that going for you? - Fine."
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"- Are you on any teams? - Football, boarding and baseball."
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"All that focus on sports - that must impact your grades quite a bit."
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"No. Actually, you know, I'm an honours student."
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"- You play any instruments? - Drums."
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"You're probably in one of those punk bands, right?"
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"Timpani. You know, school orchestra."
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"- Hey, Eliot. - See you, Mr Baker."
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"Later, dude... Dad."
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"Guys."
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"- What now? - Mind if I go waterboarding with you?"
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"It's kneeboarding, and I'm pretty sure you can't do it."
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"If Jimmy can do it, I can. You must be Calvin."
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"- Nice to meet you. I just got back from Yale. - Congratulations."
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"I'll just squeeze in over here. There we go."
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"- Is everybody ready? - Yeah."
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"- Fun? - Yeah. Why don't you go first?"
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"Guys, keep an eye on him, all right? You ready, Mr Baker?"
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"OK, I'm..."
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"- Sorry he interrogated you. - My dad would have done the same thing."
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"- Really? - You should come to my house sometime."
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"He's really easy and likes to keep low-key."
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"- Do you have a favourite subject? - Probably math."
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"Stop!"
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"You'll do better next time, Mr Baker. It's OK."
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"- Are you sure he'll be OK? - Yeah, he'll be fine."
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"Dad! Are you OK?"
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"It's all good."
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"Well... I'll go put on a little perfume."
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"Sarah, Eliot seems OK."
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"- I see why you like him. - Somebody's turning red."
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"Shut up!"
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"Thanks a lot, Dad."
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"- What did I say? - Men can be so clueless."
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"Honey, men are clueless."
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"- I'll go talk to her. - Mom, let me do this, OK?"
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"Trust me, I've got experience in the area of parental harassment."
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"Hey, I totally know how you feel."
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"How are you?"
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"Dad can be pretty hands-on, in-your-face sometimes."
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"Just leave me alone."
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"A, I'm never trying to help her again."
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"And B, I cannot wait to move to New York."
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"- What are you doing here? - This is where I run. What are you doing?"
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"- I like to get out of the house. - Take a break from the perfect daughter bit?"
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"Hey, I'm not the only one who's putting on an act for Daddy around here."
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"You've hated the city since we were kids."
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"- Why go to school there? - Seemed like the right thing to do."
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"Did it seem like the right thing to do because your parents said it was the right thing to do?"
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"No. My parents wanted me closer to home, that's why."
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"Are you gonna live at home forever?"
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"I just gotta figure out my next move and do it."
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"How about you, superstar? What's the master plan?"
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"Somehow I gotta tell my dad I'm not built for corporate life."
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"- Good luck. - So for now, I'm just gonna draw."
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"- What do you draw? - Stay still, Baker."
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"Whoa. Yeah, right. You're not drawing me, cos I'm gonna... OK, right here? Is this good?"
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"- If I stay here? It might be better... - Stop smiling."
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