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Clips from Seinfeld - The Robbery (S01E01)

"I got the cab."
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"A couple of tough monkeys."
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"Hi, Elaine."
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"Hey, you missed a great game tonight."
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"- Game? - Knick game."
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"Horneck took me. We're sitting two rows behind the bench."
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"We were getting hit by sweat!"
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"Wait. How does Horneck know you?"
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"Last week, when I, you know, gave you the phone."
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"He's really into my pizza place idea."
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"- This is too much. - Wait. What pizza place idea?"
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"Oh, no."
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"You get to make your own pie."
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"That sounds like a great idea. It would be fun."
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"- Kramer! - Yeah!"
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"Perfect."
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"Hey!"
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"Okay, who wants meat loaf?"
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"- No, thanks. - No, no."
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"It's gonna be hot in a minute."
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"So I thought you were tutoring your nephew."
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"- We finished early. - I'll bet."
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"So are you going to introduce me to your nephew?"
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"Elaine Benes, this is Joel Horneck."
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"Whoa, Nelson."
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"This is Elaine."
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"- I thought you guys split up. - We're still friends."
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"So..."
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"Thanks again for those tickets, But next week, I'm gonna take you."
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"How about next Tuesday night? Why don't you come along."
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"Oh, no, no. Tuesday's no good because we've got choir practice."
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"Right."
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"- Forgot about choir. - Yeah."
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"We're... We're doing that evening..."
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"...of Eastern European national anthems."
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"Right. You know..."
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"...the wall being down and everything."
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"Well, what about Thursday night? I mean, they're playing the Sonics."
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"Thursday is not good because we've gotta get to the hospital..."
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"...to see if we qualify as those organ donors."
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"I should really try something like that."
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"You really should."
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"Well, let's just take a look here."
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"Forty-one home games."
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"Let's see, Saturday night we got the Mavericks."
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"If you don't like the Mavericks, next Tuesday, Lakers."
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"I mean, you gotta like Magic, right?"
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"Now, let's see. On the road, on the road, on the road..."
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"Back, back on the 14th."
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"They play the Bulls. You can't miss Air Jordan..."
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"I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life..."
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"...that they're just always your friends, and you have to accept it."
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"You see them. You don't want to see them. You don't call them."
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"They call you."
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"You don't call back, they call again."
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"The way to get through talking with people..."
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"...you have nothing in common with..."
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"...is to pretend you're hosting your own little talk show."
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"This is what I do. Pretend there's a little desk around you."
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"There's a little chair over there, and you interview them."
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"The only problem is, there's no way to say:"
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"Hey, it's been great having you on the show."
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