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Clips from Inside Man

"Shit. Go ahead."
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"What's so funny? What, you know what they're talking about?"
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"I know what they're talking about. I even know who it is."
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"You know who it is? You mean you know their names?"
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"- Who? I mean, who is it? - Parking tickets?"
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"- They're taken care of. Who is it? - It's Enver Hoxha."
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"- Who? - He was the president of Albania."
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"Wait."
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"You're telling me the former president of Albania is in there robbing a bank?"
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"Enver Hoxha's dead."
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"That's a tape of him discussing how Albanian people are great people."
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"They are immortal people. I wouldn't worry."
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"It's a tape. You're sure about that?"
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"I had to listen to all this nonsense in school."
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""Communism is great. Capitalism is evil. Lenin, Marx, blah, blah, blah. ""
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"It's Enver Hoxha. It's a tape."
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"Okay. Okay, well, Officer, you can take her home."
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"And do me a favour, huh? Watch where you park next time, okay?"
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"So, they're playing tapes for us now."
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"They knew we were gonna bug them."
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"Yeah, you're damn right they knew we were gonna bug them. And they knew how."
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"What makes it even worse, they wanted us to bug them"
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"so they could send us on a wild goose chase."
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"Last time I had my johnson pulled that good, it cost me $5."
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"$5?"
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"Yeah, Tijuana. Don't ask."
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"Look at the... Oh, fuck that."
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"- Detective Frazier. Nice to meet you. - My pleasure."
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"This is Madeleine White."
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"- How do you do, Miss White? - It's an honour, Detective."
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"Miss White may be able to assist you."
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"Good. Good. What do you have in mind?"
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"She has a certain amount of influence in these matters"
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"for reasons which I can't share with you."
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"What are you trying to say, sir?"
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"What the Mayor means is that there are matters at stake here"
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"that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offence."
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"And he's offering to help you."
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"Well, why don't you just tell the Mayor to raise my pay grade to the proper level"
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"and problem solved."
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"From what I hear, that would have happened a long time ago"
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"if you'd been a little bit more diplomatic. But we can certainly discuss it."
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"Look, I'm kidding. I mean, I make First Grade when I make First Grade."
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"You want to speed that up, I'm not gonna talk you out of it."
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"Then there's also the matter of $140,000 that seems to have walked away"
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"from the Madrugada cheque-cashing bust."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Well, I had nothing to do with that."
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"Yeah, Collins, we got snipers in the windows here."
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"We got guys in the building next door. Guys up on the roof."
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"We're trying to get the blueprints for the bank"
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"so we can figure out the ventilator shaft. Maybe we can come down."
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"Well? Is this the President of Albania?"
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"- Speaking. - Pretty funny."
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"- You shouldn't eavesdrop on people. - Well, you better get used to it, pal."
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"There's not gonna be much privacy where you're going."
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"You're damn right."
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"This time next week, I'll be sucking down piña coladas"
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"in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany."
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"More like taking a shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus,"
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"if you know what I mean. And here's the bad news,"
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"that thing you're sucking on, it's not a piña colada."
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"- Maybe you like that kind of thing, huh? - You really want to piss me off."
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"All right, here's where we stand."
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"I don't need your fucking status report, Serpico."
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"I tell you where things stand."
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"- Sure, sure. I just meant... - Here's where things stand."
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"You're getting me what I asked you for."
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"You'll have it ready in the time I gave you"
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"or you'll sit by and you'll watch me do just what I said I would do. Clear?"
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"Very clear. I'm trying to get you what you want."
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"But you got to understand this."
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"You know, it's not like the City of New York has 747 s waiting around for days like today."
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"I understand that if you don't get my plane ready,"
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"- then you might as well send a hearse. - Please."
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"Let's focus on how we can both get what we want, all right?"
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"Hey! You're not listening."
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"You get me what I want, I won't kill anyone."
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"All right. I'm on it. I'm on it."
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"Let's just try to keep everybody calm, okay?"
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"- Don't I sound calm to you? - Yeah, you do."
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"Yeah, you do."
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"- So, Mr Damerjian... - Damerjian."
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"- Damerjian. Is that Albanian? - Just call me Kenneth."
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"- Kenneth? - Is that Albanian or..."
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"It's Armenian."
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"What's the difference?"
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"Detective, I was born in Queens."
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"I've never been to Armenia, Albania. I went surfing in Australia once."
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"Can I have a glass of water?"
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"- Are you thirsty? - My throat's parched."
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"- I'm not nervous. - Your throat's parched?"
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"- My throat's parched. - His throat is parched."
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"- I just want a glass of water. - Oh, shit!"
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"When you start telling us what really happened..."
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"- I just want a glass of water. - His throat is parched."
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"- Here. You want some coffee? - No, that's all right."
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"- I don't drink that stuff. - No, go ahead."
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"Did you know they were robbing the bank?"
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"I didn't know they were robbing the bank until they pulled a gun in my face."
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"Is that why you held the door open for them?"
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"How do you know they robbed the bank?"
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"Because they pulled a gun in my face..."
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"That doesn't mean they were robbing the bank."
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"Did they take money? Did you see them take money?"
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"I was in a bank and I was locked up for who knows how long."
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"- Okay. - Tied up in a room. I saw you see me."
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"You saw me see you?"
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"- Is that what you just said? - Yeah."
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"I was locked up in the room. You saw me gagged when you came in."
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"Listen, I can't work miracles over here. I'm gonna need more time."
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"Well, perhaps if you'd use the time that I gave you more efficiently,"
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"you wouldn't be having this problem."
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"- What do you want me to say? - That my plane is ready."
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"Okay, listen."
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"I promise you, as God is my witness, I'm working on it as hard as I can."
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"It's just gonna take a few more hours."
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"Why should I give you any more time?"
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"Well, it's simple. You give me more time, you get what you want."
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"You don't give me the time, you don't get what you want."
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