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"Hey. The whole piece was invented out of thin air?"
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"- Huh? - Four pages, 1,500 words?"
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"Are you being funny right now?"
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"That is the second time someone's asked me that this morning."
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"I'm Lucille Ball. When I'm being funny, you'll know it."
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"- (chuckles) - They invented the whole thing?"
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"You don't think we got bigger fish to fry?"
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"- They invented the whole thing? - Yes, they invented the whole thing."
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"I was on the boat playing cards."
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"They invented the whole thing, and I'm angry at them."
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"And I'll do something about it, but right now..."
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"- Got it. - Hmm."
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"Priorities."
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"You're right."
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"Say that again. "Desi, you're right.""
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"No."
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"Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Nothing's gonna happen to you. I won't allow it."
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"I just won't."
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"Hmm?"
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"- You've never done that before. - I know."
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"I've seen other people do it in movies I've been in."
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"(Desi chuckles)"
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"For the love of God, old man, this isn't hard."
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"Rusty Hamer plays Rusty Williams on The Danny Thomas Show."
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"He's in second grade, and they made him sign a loyalty oath"
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"when he signed his contract, which I think is ugly."
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"I don't know why this is tripping you up. It wasn't confusing."
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"There's no such thing as The Danny Thomas Show."
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"It's called Make Room for Daddy. Don't tell me comedy."
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"And if Little Rusty is a Communist,"
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"then I'm gonna beat the shit out of a seven-year-old kid."
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"- I have no problem with that. - I'm done."
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"That, right there,"
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"was funnier than anything you've written so far this year."
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"(chuckles)"
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"That's not..."
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"- I've written plenty of funny... - No."
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"(doors opening)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Good morning!"
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"Mm. Don Glass is directing this week?"
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"- We'll be fine. - (sighs)"
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"You're wondering what's going on."
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"No matter what's going on, we all support you a thousand percent."
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"I'd like to find out what's going on before I make that commitment."
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"A long time ago, Lucy accidentally checked the wrong box on her voter registration."
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"That's the first act of a new episode right there."
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"- Yeah, "Lucy Gets Blacklisted." - That's not a joke, Bob."
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"You made the joke. I just put the button..."
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"Last week, she testified in a closed session."
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"- She was cleared. - Okay."
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"Yeah? She was cleared."
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"So I don't know where Winchell got his information, but it was wrong."
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"As you can see, it was not picked up by any newspaper."
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"So let's do our show."
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"Jess, it's your stage."
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"(clears throat)"
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"I Love Lucy, episode 204."
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"Season two, episode four."
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""Ethel and Fred Fight.""
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"Teleplay by Bob Carroll, Madelyn Pugh and myself."
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"Took three of you to write this one?"
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"Okay, come on. And directing this week, Donald Glass is back with us."
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"- Let's give him a hand. - (applause) - Hey, thanks. It's good to be back."
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"JESS: Act one, "Interior, the Ricardo's living room, night.""
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"Excuse me. Donald."
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"- Y-Yes? - Good morning. I'm Lucille Ball."
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"I sure know that, Lucy."
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"I wanted to make sure because you haven't been here in a while."
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"Is it because you've been going through puberty?"
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"I look young, yes, but I went through it a long time ago,"
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"and I haven't been here because I've been directing at Danny Thomas."
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"WILLIAM: With the Communist kid?"
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"- Fuck off. - Jesus Christ."
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"LUCILLE: You don't have to fuck off,"
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"but you do need to know that Danny does jokes... few people do it better."
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"I do physical comedy."
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"- I've seen every episode of the show. - So have 60 million other people."
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"Are none of them professional television directors?"
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"DESI: (chuckles) She's kidding."
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"- I can tell. - Ah."
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"LUCILLE: I'm hazing you a little, Donald."
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"It's just my way of saying I have no confidence in you at all."
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"(laughs) All right, all right, all right."
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"We haven't gotten off to a great start this morning, I think."
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"And I have no idea what the fuck you were talking about, Bill."
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"Ah, Des, I'm begging you, don't ask."
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"All right, no problem."
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"I just wanted to say that this show is made by Desilu Productions,"
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"whose president is speaking to you right now."
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"And for the next 30 minutes, I don't want to hear a word that is not in this script."
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"- It's your stage. - JESS: Thank you."
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""Lucy's putting the finishing touches on a fancy dinner table..."
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"good china, silver, et cetera.""
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"Uh, the table is set for four but there are only three chairs."
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"- I-I should've put that in the, in the stage direction. - JESS: Okay."
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"Well, technically, it's two chairs and a piano bench."
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"For a total of?"
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"Three chairs."
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"JESS: "Lucy's putting the finishing touches on a fancy dinner table..."
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"good china, silver, et cetera.""
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"Table's set for four but there's only three chairs."
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""After a moment,"
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""the door opens and Ricky enters."
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""Lucy doesn't hear him."
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""Ricky tiptoes in back of her."
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"- Ricky puts his..." - Why not?"
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"Sorry?"
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"Why doesn't Lucy hear him?"
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"Well, he's about to do that thing where you cover someone's eyes"
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"and you say, "Guess who.""
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"I understand it's a setup."
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"I understand"
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"why we need Lucy to not hear him."
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"I just don't understand why, in an apartment this size, Lucy doesn't hear..."
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"or, for that matter, see... the front door open when she's standing 12 feet from it."
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"We'll work on that."
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"Thanks."
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""Ricky tiptoes in back of her and reaches around"
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