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Clips from Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - Square Hamburger, Round Buns (S01E01)

"That's it? You're sorry?"
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"If you have something to say, then say it."
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"I'm glad that you did not kill the patient."
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"And I am sorry."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"I apologized, but he kept pushing.[sighs]"
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"What have I told you since the first day you worked here?"
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"Don't sleep with a married doctor"
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"unless I intend to get pregnant."
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"No, the other thing."
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"Oh. Don't make waves."
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"And what did you do today?"
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"I made a wave."
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"Damn right you did."
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"Do you realize there's, like, 200,000 Filipino girls"
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"waiting to take your job?"
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"I do."
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"And they're all good nurses, too."
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"Some of them were doctors in the Philippines."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Do you think he'll file a complaint?"
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"[scoffs] H-He's a surgeon."
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"He gets up every morning to correct God's mistakes."
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"What you think he gonna do to yours?"
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"So, yes? Yes!"
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"Tagalog. Huh?"
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"Tagalog. That's what the Filipinos speak."
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"Guess I'm gonna have to start learning."
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"[soft piano music playing]"
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"Uh, no, thanks. I'm not having any bread."
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"Okay. Carbs."
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"Sure. Wait."
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"Let me just look."
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"Uh, is that pretzel bread?"
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"Yes, sir. With Himalayan pink salt."
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"Son of a bitch. Get it out of here."
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"Bob?"
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"Uh, Liz. Hi.[sighs]"
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"My Uber driver had a turban."
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"Need I say more? Whew!"
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"No worries. Uh, I just sat down."
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"You're a bourbon guy?"
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"Yeah.My ex was a bourbon guy."
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"On our honeymoon, we toured a distillery."
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"What a dick."
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"Anyway, I won't hold it against you."
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"Thanks.You drink in the morning?"
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"No. Good boy."
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"Now, what do we think about this mustache?"
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"You don't like it?"
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"[scoffs] It doesn't matter if I like it."
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"You did it, you own it, moving on."
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"[sighs]"
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"So your profile says you're in construction.Yep."
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"Commercial, mostly."
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"Nice. Uh, I have a warehouse in Rosedale."
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"For your sock thing?"
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"Yeah, my sock thing."
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"We don't do warehouses. Mostly office buildings."
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"Mixed use. Retail, condos."
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"That's impressive."
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"Yeah, well, it's not, uh..."
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"[laughing]: "therapeutic hosiery.""
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"Are you trying to hurt my feelings?"
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"Why? Are they easily hurt?"
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"No. Oh..."
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"I hurt your feelings."
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"Hey, not to brag, but my company is part"
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"of the fastest-growing segment of the undergarment industry."
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"Yeah, that doesn't sound like a brag."
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"Fruit of the Loom has been nosing around to buy us out."
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"Who are you talking to, the apple or the grape?"
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"Hey. Vodka rocks. Stay close."
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"We're not off to a very good start, are we?"
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"Not really."
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"Look, no big deal,"
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"we're probably just nervous.Speak for yourself."
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"I haven't been nervous since I got a concealed carry permit."
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"You brought a gun to our date?"
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"[hushed]: I don't know. Did I?"
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"Where is that damn pretzel bread?"
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"Something tells me you're one of those guys"
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"who bottles up his anger until he has a heart attack."
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"Wow, I nailed it."
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"Let's order.I'm gonna guess valve replacement."
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"No, wait."
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"Three stents and a pacemaker."
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"You really want to play this game?"
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"Ooh, look who's fighting back."
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"Take your best shot."
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"Okay. From where I'm sitting, I'm gonna guess Botox,"
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"a tummy tuck and a boob job."
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"Drop dead, you jerk."
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"[scoffs]"
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"Just kidding. You got two out of three."
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"All right, what's good here?"
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"I'm in the mood for something with a bone."
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"[exhales sharply]"
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"Thanks for taking me home."
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"Just being a gentleman."
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"Very kind."
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"My pleasure."
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"You know, if you'd like, you could come up for a nightcap."
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"See what happens."
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"Really?"
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"Unless you think your heart's"
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"gonna explode if I stick my tongue in your ear."
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"My heart is fine. Good."
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"'Cause you're a pretty big guy to get pinned under."
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"There's nothing's wrong with my heart. It's just that..."
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"It's just what?"
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"Well, am I crazy? Our date didn't go that well."
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"It didn't, but we can still work off the creamed spinach."
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"Look, I'm confused. D-Do you even like me?"
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"Where are you going with this?"
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"Well, in my experience,"
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"sex is usually a product of affection."
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"[scoffs] Affection?"
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"Okay, now I get the Freddie Mercury mustache."
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