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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - The New Old School (S03E03)

"Caring about how your children feel"
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"is part of being a modern parent."
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"Oh, modern parenting is ruining our country."
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"Okay? We coddle"
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"our kids so that everyone thinks they're special."
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"You know who was special? Mary Lou Retton."
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"Oh, this is gonna take a while."
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"Yeah. Settle in."
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"Did Mary Lou Retton get a hug"
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"when she fell off the balance beam?"
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"No. She got screamed at by an angry, old Romanian."
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"So she dug deep and won the gold."
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"Well, maybe Mary Lou would've been happier"
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"if she'd gotten a few more hugs.Uh-huh, yeah."
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"You know what feels better than a hug?"
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"Kicking Russia's ass in gymnastics!"
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"And while I feel like I have the upper hand,"
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"there's something else I want to say"
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"that I have been holding in for a long time."
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"This all goes back"
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"to sleep training."
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"Oh, my God. That was 15 years ago!"
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"Since the beginning of time,"
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"kids have figured out how to go to sleep."
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"They cried until they got bored, and when no one came in,"
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"they nodded off."
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"And those cave kids were so well-rested,"
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"they invented fire!"
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"But then, in the year 2003,"
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"some parents decided that they knew better."
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"And those parents... are sitting on our couch."
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"I know we agreed to let Kate cry it out,"
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"but I couldn't do it."
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"All right?"
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"And when I picked her up, she loved me so much."
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"Well, I hope it was worth it."
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"Because I can draw a direct line"
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"between you picking Katie up"
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"to her climbing through a window."
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"Modern parenting."
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"Well, I don't want our kids sneaking out."
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe-- maybe-- I've been too easy on her."
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"Yes."
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"And maybe-- maybe--"
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"we need to shake things up, get this thing back on track."
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"No, I-I can see that."
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"I mean, you know, somewhere between cave kids"
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"and angry Romanians, you made a good point."
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"Okay. You're in charge."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah. What do you want to do?"
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"I have dreamed about this moment."
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"Okay, first of all, no more modern."
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"We are going old school. Shock and awe."
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"Huh? But you got to back me up."
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"Oh, you-you have my word."
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"I won't even give her the pizza bagel I made"
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"'cause she was hungry from sneaking out."
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"I'll take it. Dads eat first."
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"That's old school."
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"ANDI: So, Emme,"
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"obviously, I took"
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"a million baby pictures of you,"
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"but I can't find any of them"
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"because your old babysitter stole them."
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"Yeah, yeah, she, uh,"
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"she-she sent them to a modeling agency"
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"since you're so darn cute."
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"But don't try to track those pictures down."
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"That modeling agency was swallowed by a giant whale."
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"Uh-huh."
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"So, for your school project,"
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"we are going to..."
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"fake a baby picture.Pop in this binky,"
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"and we'll take one from far away so you look small."
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"KATE: Oh, my God! Mom!"
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"Dad took my door!"
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"Welcome to the old school."
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"Katie, you have shown"
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"that you can't be trusted."
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"This way,"
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"I can keep track of your every move."
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"Plus, what are you gonna slam now, Slammy Davis Jr.?"
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"Why do we have so many doors?"
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"This seems hard. Have you considered"
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"just letting it be her boyfriend's problem someday?"
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"Oh-ho-ho-ho."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Katie is in her closet laughing it up"
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"with her friend on the phone."
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"She is in trouble. Why is she laughing?"
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"Well...I'll tell you why."
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"Okay, you go."
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"Modern parenting."
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"Oh, that's it?"
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"I thought you were gonna talk for ten minutes again,"
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"and I was gonna go grab a granola bar for sustenance."
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"She doesn't get to be happy."
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"In old school, no one is happy."
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"Look at any old-timey picture. Miserable!"
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"Mm."
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"Eh-eh-eh?"
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"Busted."
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"For what?"
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"Excessive laughing."
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"You just lost your closet door, missy."
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"Andi, get my tools."
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"Why don't you just take her phone?"
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"That's smarter."
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"And meaner."
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"You just lost your phone, missy."
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"She'll call you back in a few years."
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"Wait, hold on."
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"I need that. I'm doing a group project for Spanish."
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"Oh. Okay, well, if it's for school,"
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"you can have a phone. I'm reasonable."
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"I'm not reasonable."
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"Enjoy your new phone."
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"From now on, this..."
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