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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar, the Model (S01E01)

"How's that? How do I look, Felix?"
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"Great, now come up and get... wait."
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"You have something on your cheek."
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"You got a spot on your cheek."
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"Felix, that's not a spot, it's a, it's a beauty mark."
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"It's a fake."
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"See, I thought it would be a good idea."
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"You did?"
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"I read somewhere that models use them"
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"to highlight certain parts of their face."
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"See, I thought it would help you catch my eyes, see?"
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"You want me to take the dot off my face."
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"I want you to take the dot out of my studio."
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"The best models aren't doing that anymore."
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"They aren't?"
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"No. Besides, what do you need it for?"
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"Your face is a natural."
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"Did Lincoln need a dot?"
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"You're right, Felix! I don't need it."
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"Okay, up we go."
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"Oh, Don, you look so cute."
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"We're working here."
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"Way, Toro, a Picasso, hey-ya."
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"All right, here we go."
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"Here we go."
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"Hey-oh, no, no."
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"There's a shadow crossing my face."
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"The shadow is from your hands."
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"You do your job, I'll do my job."
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"Listen, you don't want a shadow"
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"coming between my eyes and the old public do you?"
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"I can fix it in a second."
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"Here, you come over here."
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"Don't touch... Ow!"
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"He burned me!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Take it easy, kids."
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"Go into the dressing room."
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"You'll find some ointment."
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"See what you've done."
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"I just wanted to show off my face."
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"Your face?"
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"All you think about is your face."
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"You think your face is more important"
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"than that poor girl's..."
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"Oscar, you're acting like a spoiled child."
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"Attention, everybody."
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"Mr. Whitehill is here."
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"They know I'm here, you hippy-freak."
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"They can see me."
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"Mr. Whitehill."
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"Pleasure to meet you."
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"This is Felix Unger. He's the photographer."
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"If you're a photographer, why aren't you taking pictures?"
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"That's what I'm paying you for, isn't it?"
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"We're on a break right now."
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"Oh, you're Madison, huh?"
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"I like your face, Madison."
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"Thank you, I'm going to try to live up to..."
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"Don't get too choked up, I just saw another face I like."
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"Hello, dear, I'm rich."
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"Is there any particular expression..."
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"I said I like your face."
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"Your mouth, I'm not that excited about."
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"Maybe you'd like me to explain..."
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"I'd like somebody to explain."
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"All I get from this weirdo is "it's happening, it's today!""
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"Oscar, I've been trying to get this close-up for an hour now."
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"Every time I'm ready to take the picture,"
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"you turn your face away from the camera."
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"Why do you do that, Oscar?"
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"I can't seem to get into it."
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"Get in to what, Oscar?"
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"Felix, I'm supposed to be a matador"
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"who is getting ready for the kill."
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"I have to sense the elation and relate to the moment."
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"Why don't you relate to the fact"
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"that my sinuses are killing me"
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"and face the camera?"
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"I can't do that, Felix."
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"If I don't feel the elation, it won't radiate..."
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"Are there ducks in here?"
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"I hear ducks."
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"It, it's his sinuses."
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"Do you see how I'm scratching?"
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"You hear me honking?"
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"Yeah, what's wrong?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"The black dot on the face,"
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"the phony mustache,"
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"the ruining the film, the burning the girl's backside,"
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"the hour-late "Hi, Felix.""
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"Oh, I'm quitting."
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"You can't do that, it's finally happening."
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"Don't ever say "happening" in my studio again."
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"And as for you, you're a dirty old man"
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"and Mandar cologne smells like a World War II undershirt."
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"Now all of you, clear out of here,"
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"and leave me alone with my hives."
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"Unger, you're a real man."
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"Not many men talk up to me."
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"I didn't think you had it in you."
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"I didn't think I did either."
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"I like a man with spirit."
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"That mean I can run things my own way around here?"
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"No, I like a man with spirit but not on the payroll."
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"That's why I hire a jellyfish like Rudy."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You can't fire my buddy."
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"Madison, I can fire anybody I want to, including you."
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"As a matter of fact, I've decided"
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"that your common face is a little bit too common."
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"Good-bye."
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"Oh, wait a minute, sir."
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"Everything you saw here today was my fault."
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"I got a swelled head, with the modeling and everything."
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"I drove Felix crazy."
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"Look, you could fire me, that's okay,"
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"but don't fire Felix,"
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