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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar, the Model (S01E01)

"Why don't you wear glasses with a funny nose attached?"
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"I got them. They're right here."
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"See? I didn't know whether it was a comedy ad or what,"
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"but I'll go with you, I'm game."
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"See? I'll black out my teeth like Jerry Lewis."
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"That was a rough couple of hours."
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"Hey, modeling must be very tough on a nice little girl like you."
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"Oh, I'm not really a model, I'm an actress."
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"I just do modeling on the side."
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"Well, you can be on my side anytime."
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"Oh, Don."
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"No, it's Oscar, Oscar."
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"You said Don."
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"Yeah, well, you know,"
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"Don Quixote and the windmill and..."
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"What's the difference? Listen, wooden shoes,"
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"why don't we go next door for a little drinkie do?"
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"Just you and me, we'll kick up our wooden heels together?"
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"Oh, wow, what a line."
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"You must have picked up a lot of girls on V.J. Day."
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"Why don't you go hug a polar bear?"
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"I don't think Mr. Unger would let us go anyways."
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"He doesn't like us to leave the studio on breaks."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"I happen to be very in with Mr. Unger."
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"You just sit there."
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"Hey, dummy, don't go in there."
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"He's developing!"
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"Oh, go rub noses with a walrus, will you?"
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"Peek-a-boo."
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"Is that film?"
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"Not anymore. Now it's garbage."
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"You just ruined two hours' work."
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"I'm sorry, Felix, I really am, I wasn't thinking."
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"What can I do to make you feel better?"
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"Why don't you put on the glasses and the funny mustache."
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"Close the door."
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"What are you going to do?"
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"Close the door. You know how to do that?"
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"Same as opening the door."
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"Only you do it backwards."
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"Felix?"
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"Felix!"
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"Felix, come on, it's me."
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"Look, Felix, I'm sorry about what happened."
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"Hey, I got some pepperoni sticks... you want some?"
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"Go away, I told you, you're fired."
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"Oh, I don't care about that."
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"I just want to apologize, okay, Felix?"
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"I told you, leave me alone."
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"I'm sorry I ruined your film, but you knew I was"
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"an inexperienced model."
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"An experienced idiot would know"
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"not to open a darkroom door."
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"Oh, Fel..."
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"When did you put a bolt on your door?"
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"Soon as I got home."
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"And tomorrow I'm putting one on my darkroom."
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"Felix, how long do I have to keep saying I'm sorry?"
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"You can quit anytime now!"
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"Okay!"
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"I told you I didn't want to do this stupid thing anyway,"
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"so forget it!"
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"Are you walking away from this thing?"
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"I want you to know that you have given me"
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"a day that will live in infamy!"
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"I'll never forget it!"
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"Okay, so don't pay me!"
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"I was expecting that."
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"There's your check."
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"A day's pay for a day's disaster."
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"Now, you're officially fired."
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"And you'll notice there are no deductions on that check,"
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"though not one iota of film was useable."
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"Well, here's what I think of your check."
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"That was a 12-cent scenic check,"
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"but that's all right."
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"I'll write you another one."
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"I'll tear that up, too!"
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"And now I'll tell you what you are. What?"
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"You are a tasteless clown."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"You did what?"
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"I fired Oscar."
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"He ruined a whole morning's shooting."
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"I wouldn't work with him again if he was the Mona Lisa."
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"Unger, do you realize what you've done?"
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"I took those first few shots you sent me"
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"right to old man Whitehill's office."
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"Whitehill is the president of Farko Enterprises."
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"Farko Enterprises owns Mandar Men's Products, get it?"
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"No."
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"Whitehill flipped over Oscar Madison's face."
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"He thinks it's the best image his company has ever had."
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"Now do you get it?"
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"Whitehill thinks Oscar's good-looking?"
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"Did you ever see Whitehill?"
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"He's no Robert Redford, either."
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"I knew he'd respond to this face."
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"That's why I'm where I'm at."
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"That's why I'm happening"
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"and that's why you've got to get"
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"Madison back down here."
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"Impossible, we're not even talking to each other."
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"You don't have to talk to him!"
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"Just take his picture!"
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"Who was one of the world's great photographers, Mathew Brady."
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"He took great pictures of General Grant."
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"You think he was in love with the man?"
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"A drunk who kept falling off his horse?"
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"I'm sorry, I won't work with Oscar."
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"Unger, I hope you realize what I'm about to say."
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"You see this bottle of Mandar?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Right now, this is my only interest."
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"I want to make every American male believe"
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"this will make him strong and powerful."
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"And I will do anything"
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"to get that point across."
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"And Unger, "anything" means keeping Oscar Madison,"
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