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Clips from The Wizard

"(BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)"
The Wizard
"(SHOUTING CONTINUES)"
The Wizard
"SAM: You have no sense of responsibility for this house!"
The Wizard
"NICK: I do."
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"SAM: For you to carry out the trash is a big deal!"
The Wizard
"South Dakota."
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"SAM: Wash my truck every once in a while. Arkansas."
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"Nebraska."
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"California."
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"Come on. Let's go."
The Wizard
"(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)"
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"(CHATTERING ON TV CONTINUES)"
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"Jimmy."
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"Jimmy, we're gonna do a little traveling,"
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"just you and me."
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"What do you think?"
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"California?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, California."
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"Come on."
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"Do you like chocolate? Yeah."
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"Good. Get in."
The Wizard
"You understand, Mr. Woods, we don't have the manpower to be pursuing runaways,"
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"even if the one boy is handicapped."
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"Hey, look, he's not handicapped. Whatever he is."
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"WOMAN: They were seen hopping a truck."
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"Uh, can we get to the, uh, the point here?"
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"Woods, your son, Corey, has taken Jimmy."
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"They're both my sons."
The Wizard
"Oh. Okay. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"For the record, your two sons, one of whom I am legally responsible for,"
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"have decided to eat their way across..."
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"I don't see why we're standing here talking about it."
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"Because you are missing the point."
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"I have an obligation to the welfare of this child."
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"I have to see that he is returned here for the kind of treatment he needs."
The Wizard
"Now, granted, the police are looking."
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"We've hired someone to find him."
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"CHRISTINE: Mr. Putnam."
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"BATEMAN: Mr. Putnam retrieves runaways professionally."
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"He's going to bring back Jimmy."
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"What about Corey?"
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"Well, Corey, uh, wants to run away, doesn't he?"
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"I mean, even if we brought him back, would it do any good?"
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"You know, Bateman, I, uh, I always knew that you were a jerk."
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"I just, until now, thought it was guilt by association."
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"(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"Pop. What?"
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"I want to go with you. Forget it. You can get a ride back with Bateman."
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"(CHUCKLES) I don't think so. Uh, Mr. Woods. Excuse me."
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"Just so you know, I make my money by bringing kids in,"
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"and I don't make it if someone else brings the kid in first. Uh..."
The Wizard
"(CHUCKLES) You catch my drift?"
The Wizard
"So let's not be getting in my way, okay?"
The Wizard
"Have a nice day."
The Wizard
"We better drop by the house, pick up some clothes."
The Wizard
"(ENGINE TURNS OVER)"
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"GAS STATION ATTENDANT: End of the line, Ben? Yeah, it's my last stop."
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"(CHATTERING)"
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"Come on."
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"Do you have to make such a pig out of yourself?"
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"Come on."
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"Stay there."
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"Hey! Jimmy!"
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"Hey, wait up!"
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"(THUNDER RUMBLES)"
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"(HORN HONKS)"
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"How about that cupcake? We got plenty of Twinkies."
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"Personally, I'm a Ho Ho man myself. How about you?"
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"Okay. So, according to this"
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"we're in Goblin Valley."
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"Great."
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"I mean, I mean, I mean, it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley."
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"Goblin Valley."
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"Why not Ax Murderer's Valley?"
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"(COYOTE HOWLS)"
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"COREY: Great."
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"There's a bench outside. The bus'll be here any minute. Stay here for a minute."
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"(COINS CLINKING)"
The Wizard
"Well, go ahead. Play."
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"(GAME BEEPING)"
The Wizard
"Two tickets to California, please."
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"CHESTER: You got someplace specific in mind,"
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"or would you just like to be dumped at the border?"
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"Is Los Angeles specific enough?"
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"CHESTER: That's $226."
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"Well, we only have $27.30. Where does that get us?"
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"Nowhere. It's $34 just to St. George, Utah."
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"That's it?"
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"DISPATCHER: Hey, Scotty, some of those high school kids are up on the ridge"
The Wizard
"throwing rocks at the highway again."
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"Chase 'em on home, will you? Over."
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"(GAME BEEPS)"
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"50,000? You got 50,000 on Double Dragon?"
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"(CAR DOOR CLOSES)"
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"Hey, Chester. Hi, Mike."
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"Here's Mrs. Johnson's complaints this month."
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"CHESTER: Not again."
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"COREY: How'd you do it? You only played for five minutes."
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"How the hell did you get 50,000 on Double Dragon?"
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"I never got 50,000 on Double Dragon. How'd you do it?"
The Wizard
"(COINS CLINKING)"
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"Hi. I'm Haley."
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"If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm gonna scream."
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"Uh, could you scream quietly?"
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"What, do you think I'm stupid?"
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"I saw you look at that cop."
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"What's his problem?"
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"COREY: He's just shy."
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"Shy a few bricks I'd say. COREY: No, he's okay."
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"He just kicked ass on Double Dragon."
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"Get out of here. Him?"
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"Yeah. He could wax your tail. No way."
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"Wanna bet? How much?"
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"$6.70."
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"I don't have $6.70."
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"Well, that's okay, 'cause, uh, you got a bus ticket."
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"You could cash it in."
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"(GAME BEEPING)"
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"Let's see him beat that."
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