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Clips from The Jeffersons - Lionel's Pad (S03E03)

"Lionel, I got a little surprise for you."
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"He's got a surprise for you too, George."
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"Yeah, that's great."
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"Mine's first."
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"Da-da-da-da dum! Here you go, Lionel."
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"A little something special for your apartment."
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"Oh, your old boxing trophy from the Navy."
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"That's great, Pop."
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"George, I think there's something..."
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"What did I tell you? Knew he'd like it."
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"I didn't know you used to box, Mr. Jefferson."
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"Yeah, Pop only had five fights"
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"and he got knocked out five times."
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"They handed me this trophy like this:"
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"That'll look great on the mantel, Pop."
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"Don't you think"
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"you should consult your roommate about it first?"
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"Roommate? Hey!"
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"I didn't know you were sharing with a roommate."
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"That's great."
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"One of the guys from work?"
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"No! It's me!"
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"You?"
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"Jenny's moving in with me."
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"She's gonna...?"
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"She's gonna...?"
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"No, she's not gonna... She's gonna."
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"Knockout number six."
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"Don't keep looking at me like that."
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"Yeah, George, say something."
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"What the hell are you two trying to pull?"
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"Well, that was something."
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"Pop, we're not trying to pull anything."
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"We just want to live together."
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"Yeah, that's what lovebirds ought to do."
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"Don't you think so, Mr. Jefferson?"
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"No, I don't."
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"Neither do I."
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"Not until you get married."
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"Oh, Mom."
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"Now, you're making all this fuss"
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"just because we don't have a marriage license."
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"It's just a piece of paper."
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"So's a driver's license,"
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"but if you drive without it, you get arrested."
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"But what we're doing isn't against the law."
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"It ought to be."
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"Well, if it were, you'd have to arrest"
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"half the people in this country."
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"That's okay with me."
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"Oh."
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"This is getting to be too much."
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"Uh... See you later. Okay."
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"Ahem! Wait a minute, Jenny."
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"Um, Jenny."
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"Now, you know"
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"I've always said you were a smart girl, don't you?"
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"No, I didn't know."
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"Oh, yeah. I'm always saying that."
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"To who?"
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"To Lionel."
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"Ain't I always saying she's smart?"
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"No. See, that's his trouble."
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"He never listens to me."
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"All right, Mr. Jefferson, I'm smart enough to know"
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"that when you say that I'm smart, you're up to something."
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"Don't get smart with me!"
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"All right. What do you wanna say?"
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"Okay, Jenny, now, you want Lionel to get ahead, don't you?"
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"Sure, I do. Mm-hm."
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"And you know he's got a lot of studying"
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"and hard work ahead of him, don't you?"
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"Sure. Okay."
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"Now, when a man has to choose between his work and a woman,"
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"what does he choose?"
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"He chooses work."
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"That's right. He chooses... No, he don't."
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"And you know it, Weezy."
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"Lots of times I think about you rather than something important."
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"Keep talking, George,"
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"and none of us will be living together."
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"Let me assure you, Mr. Jefferson,"
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"when Lionel's got work to do, I'll stay out of his way."
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"If that's all that's both... That ain't all."
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"What about when he ain't working?"
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"Then we'll play house."
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"This is nothing to joke about."
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"Mom, we're not doing anything wrong."
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"We love each other."
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"We just wanna be together."
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"See, that's easy for Lionel to say because he's a man."
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"But I'm surprised at you, Jenny."
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"I didn't think you were that kind of a girl."
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"What kind of a girl?"
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"You know. They got a name for it."
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"Oh! Hey, Pop!"
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"Uh, Jenny, he doesn't know what he's saying."
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"That's true most of the time, isn't it?"
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"Good thing you found out about"
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"that nasty temper of hers before it's too late."
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"Hey, Lionel, you come back here!"
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"You're not leaving till we get this settled."
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"Jenny and I are gonna move in together"
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"and there's nothing you can do about it."
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"Oh... Oh, yes, there is."
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"I'll disown you. That's what I'll do."
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"No, you can't."
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"Because you don't own me in the first place."
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"Isn't this nice?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"I can't remember the last time"
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"we were able to spend a nice quiet evening together."
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"I can."
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"Last April when you had laryngitis."
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"Hold it. Gotcha."
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"Hey, you two aren't supposed to be acting like that."
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"You're married."
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"Who's acting?"
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"Ho-ho!"
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"Oh! Mwah! Mwah!"
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