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Clips from The Jeffersons - Movin' on Down (S02E02)

"He knows who I am."
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"Yes, I'll hold on."
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"Go away, nobody in!"
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"Did you say come in?"
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"What? He's not in his office again?"
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"How come before he was always in his office,"
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"now he ain't never in his office."
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"Yeah, you damn right I want to leave a message for him."
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"Yeah, you tell him that I..."
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"Oh, what's the use?"
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"Mr. J, I just had to come by and offer you"
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"my heartiest congratulations."
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"What kind of a dirty crack is that?"
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"What?"
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"Where you coming from, Bentley?"
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"Why, from England. I thought you knew that?"
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"Prettiest little spot on the Sussex Downs. Just..."
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"Bentley, I'm tired. Do you mind?"
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"Well, I'm not surprised, it must be jolly hard work"
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"keeping your standards up to snuff."
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"Snuff? What's snuff got to do with it, I don't even smoke."
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"It's just an expression."
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"And rather a strange one."
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"Because snuff is something you sniff."
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"But if you're up to snuff,"
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"then it means you're not to be sniffed at."
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"You know, I never thought of that before."
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"I wish you hadn't thought of it now."
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"Well, anyway, to repeat, congratulations."
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"Your store did a marvelous job on these trousers."
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"Best piece of invisible weaving I've ever seen."
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"Or should I say the best invisible weaving"
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"I've never seen?"
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"The point is, I thought these tweeds were a total loss"
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"when the ambassador dropped his cigar on them,"
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"not to mention the pain."
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"But you see, they're good as new."
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"Yeah, my stores always did a good job."
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"Of course it was a Havana cigar."
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"I imagine they make the best holes."
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"What do you mean your stores always "did" a good job?"
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"Oh, did I say "did"? I meant "do.""
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"Well, you certainly deserve all the success you have, Mr. J."
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"You haven't been talking to Louise, have you?"
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"Oh, no. I'd never talk to Mrs. J about my trousers."
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"Well, I must run, just keep up the good work,"
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"and don't worry about your new competitors."
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"Competitor? What competitor?"
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"The new cleaning store that just opened around the corner."
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"Haven't you seen it?"
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"New cleaning store? Around this corner?"
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"Yes, packed with customers when I went by it today."
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"Packed?"
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"Jam-packed."
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"But I don't think you've got anything to worry about."
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"I'm sure it's only because their prices"
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"are much lower than yours."
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"Toodle-loo."
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"Pop, about that 20 bucks."
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"What 20 bucks?"
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"The 20 bucks you wouldn't give me yesterday, remember?"
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"Oh, that's 20 bucks. Yeah, that's the same 20 bucks"
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"I ain't giving you today."
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"Well, how about a little advice instead?"
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"If it's free, you got it."
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"It's about the guy I owe the money to."
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"He's got the whammy on me, Pop."
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"Say what?"
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"This dude at school, Phil Green."
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"I can't beat him at anything."
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"That's life son, some folks are winners,"
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"and some folks are losers."
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"There must be something I can beat him at."
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"It's driving me crazy."
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"I mean, we bet on football, Phil wins."
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"We pitch pennies, Phil wins."
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"Last week, we argued about how old this girl was in our class,"
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"and I thought I was on the sure thing"
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"because she'd told me how old she was."
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"Mm-hm, but she lied to you."
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"Yeah. How'd you know that?"
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"They all do."
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"See? You know things like that, Pop."
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"This Phil, I bet you he always lays the bets out, right?"
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"Yeah. I guess so."
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"Mm-hm, you always playing his game?"
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"I guess."
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"Stop being a turkey!"
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"The George Jefferson rule is always get the dude"
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"to play in your ballpark."
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"But I don't know where my ballpark is."
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"I mean the other day, Phil wanted to bet me"
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"my own name wasn't Lionel Jefferson."
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"How much did you take him for?"
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"Nothing. I mean, he had me so psyched out,"
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"I was so afraid to take the bet."
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"Mm-hm."
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"See, you need one good win"
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"to get back your confidence, that's all."
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"Get it back? It's been gone so long,"
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"it don't even write home anymore."
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"Come here."
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"Put $1.00 on the table."
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"It's no good teaching me a card game, Pop."
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"Phil already beat me at poker,"
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"blackjack, gin, you name it, he wins it."
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"Look will you just shut up."
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"And put George Washington's face on the table, please?"
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"Now... Here's my dollar, okay?"
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"Got a pair of aces, pair of kings, pair of queens."
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"Right? Right."
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"Okay, I'll let you go first. Pick a pair."
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"I can pick any pair I want?"
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"Any pair on the table."
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"Okay, I'll say aces are high and take these."
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"See, that's very smart, but I'll take this pair."
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"You can't do that."
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"Why not? I said any pair on the table."
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"Hey! Now I've got him."
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"I got him. I'll kill him."
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