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Clips from After Life (2019) - Episode #1.4 (S01E01)

"Oh, God."
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"[Tony] I've been getting a bit of pressure..."
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"to maybe start dating again."
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"I say "again." I've never dated."
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"I don't see the point."
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"I met someone, by chance,"
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"and she turned out to be perfect,"
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"and... I can't see that ever happening again."
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"What about just..."
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"-having fun? -It won't be fun."
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"Yeah, again, shit attitude, mate."
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"All this, [feeble voice] "Oh, where's my soulmate?""
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"I'm not even sure it's natural for us to have one mate for life."
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"It's pretty rare in most species, I've gotta tell you."
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"There is... an Australian mouse."
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"Now, the male lives for a year,"
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"because as soon as it becomes an adult and it wants to mate,"
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"it goes out and mates..."
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"with about a hundred females."
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"Literally, it gets the horn,"
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"and it thinks, "Right, I'm gonna shag everything that moves.""
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"[laughs] And it does."
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"You know, there's no wooing, there's no "Are we compatible?""
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""Is she my soulmate?" There's none of that."
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"He's just on her, whether she likes it or not."
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"I mean, it's basically rape, yeah?"
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"But there's no silly outcry."
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"And then..."
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"exhausted..."
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"dead."
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"That's £68, please."
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"Any plans for the weekend?"
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"Gonna rape myself to death."
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"-[Tony] Hi. -Hello."
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"-Where's the other one? -Which one?"
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"Scottish, mouthy."
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"Emma. Do you want to speak to her?"
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"Err... yeah, please."
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"Cheers."
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"You all right, Dad?"
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"-Did you... wanna see me? -Yeah."
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"I'm sorry."
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"What for?"
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"Doesn't matter, apparently."
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"-What doesn't matter? -Why I'm apologizing."
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"I'm apologizing for..."
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"being an arsehole in general."
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"Oh... right."
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"So are you apologizing for being an arsehole so far,"
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"or are you apologizing in advance?"
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"I think you do a great job with my dad, and..."
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"I don't spend enough time with him."
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"[Emma] All right. Fine."
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"I wouldn't worry about your dad."
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"Cheers."
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"[Emma] Yeah..."
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"about your dad."
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"You upset quite a few people today, didn't you, Ray?"
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"How?"
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"Well, he told Ireney Tindall that he'd like to do her from behind."
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"[snickers]"
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"Why from behind?"
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"-I don't really think that's the issue. -No, sure--"
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"-Ugly. -[chuckling] Oh right."
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"And he accused Charlie Willis of sucking off Elton John."
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"[snickering] How old's Charlie Willis?"
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"Eighty nine. [laughs]"
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"Dirty bastard."
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"-Anything else? Please say yes. -Oh, yeah. He told Winston Freeman"
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"that he has the cock of a Chinaman. [laughing]"
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"How do you know what a Chinaman's co-- You shouldn't even say Chinaman, Dad."
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"-[Emma laughs hysterically] -[Tony snickering]"
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"-Ahh. -[Emma continues laughing]"
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"-Oh. -Oh."
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"[Emma chuckling]"
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"That's cheered me up."
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"Tough day at work?"
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"I..."
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"Some of the guys are trying to get me to go on a date."
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"Mmm."
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"Well, you should probably go on a date, then. [laughs nervously]"
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"-Right, I'd better get back to work. -Oh, okay."
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"-[Emma] All right, bye. -Cheers."
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"[Emma] All right, Ireney?"
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"Here she is."
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"Get in here, you dirty cow."
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"My brother-in-law wants me to try dating again."
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"Oh, excellent."
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"You need some tips."
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"Why would I need some tips?"
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"Well, I imagine you're awful with women."
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"Yeah?"
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"She's having a go, Stan."
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"Well, all men are awful,"
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"but grumpy, selfish ones are the worst."
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"Oh, all right. Let me take notes. This is dynamite. Go on."
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"Well, go on. What are you going to say to her? I'll be your date."
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"What, role-play?"
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"If you like."
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"Hi, I'm Tony."
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"I don't wanna appear ageist,"
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"-but are those your own teeth? -[laughing]"
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"That's probably a bad start, is it, getting hit?"
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"No."
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"It's good. You made me laugh,"
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"but I'm assuming that your date isn't as old as me."
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"Fuckin' hope not."
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"Swearing. Be serious!"
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"I can't. I..."
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"I'd just be honest."
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"Tell her my situation, tell her what I'm going through,"
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"be honest up front, and..."
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"So just all about you, then?"
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"What? I can't win, can I?"
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"I don't wanna date again."
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"I don't wanna live without Lisa."
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"But it's not just all about you, is it?"
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"That's what I'm saying."
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"What if a nice date made her feel good?"
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"That might feel nice, right?"
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