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Clips from Grand Crew - Pilot (S01E01)

"Also, have you seen my kombucha?"
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"- Oh, definitely. I drank those."
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"- The whole case?"
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"- Oh, yeah, bro. I was doing some research."
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"Turns out kombucha has hella benefits"
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"like reducing your risk of cancer,"
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"promoting mental health."
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"It's like a liquid shield. Who knew?"
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"- Can you buy me another pack, please?"
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"- Oh, for sure, my guy."
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"Just as soon as I finishing pumping this iron."
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"[grunting]"
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"- And then Vin Diesel said, "Nicky, we're family now.""
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"- Wow. Now that was an amazing story."
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"- Thank you. - This is so nice."
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"Just being on a date"
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"with a funny, intelligent Black woman."
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"- Well, I guess the Lord hath blessed ya."
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"[both laugh] So tell me more about your job."
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"- Yeah, I-I work at a hedge fund."
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"It definitely has its ups and downs."
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"- Mm-hmm. - But hey,"
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"at least the economy's recovered, right?"
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"Thanks, Obama."
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"[suspenseful musical sting]"
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"- Ah! Intruder! Intruder! - No, no, no, no."
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"[both scream]"
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"Oh, I can't see! - You picked the wrong one."
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"Get ready to die. I'll cut you deep."
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"- It's Noah. It's Noah."
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"- Noah? - Yes!"
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"Boyfriend Noah. Please don't stab."
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"- You scared the crap out of me."
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"What's with this measuring tape?"
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"- Oh, snap, was I-- was I sleep measuring again?"
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"- Hm? - Right. Sorry."
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"I was just trying to measure your ring finger"
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"to propose marriage."
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"I love you, Alicia."
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"And I--I wanna spend the rest of my life with you."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"So what do you think?"
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"[soft music]"
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"- No."
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"- Uh..."
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"- Okay, so my date with Davis went really well."
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"He's got a sexy mind and body"
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"and smells like fresh lavender."
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"But at one point in the night, he did say,"
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""Thanks, Obama.""
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"- Wait, how'd he say it? Like, "Thanks, Obama!""
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"- It was sarcastic. Like, "Thanks, Obama.""
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"Made me wonder if he was, like, a Black Republican."
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"But they're not out here in the streets like that, right?"
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"- So what are you gonna do?"
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"- I suppose the only way to figure out what he meant"
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"is to see him again and have sex with him."
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"Ow! Thanks, Obama. [laughs]"
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"- Yo, this new bar is dope. Hey, how's that tequila neat?"
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"Looks like they did a good job."
Grand Crew
"- It's a tequila neat, so I guess they did"
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"a pretty good job pouring tequila in a glass."
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"- Hold up, I sense darkness in your brightness."
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"What's going on?"
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"And why aren't we at Dolly Pitchers?"
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"- Oh, right. Well, Alicia and I broke up."
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"She figured out I was gonna propose"
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"and said that she needed some space,"
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"and I was like, "Done.""
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"- Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"So we can't go to Dolly Pitchers anymore?"
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"Damn! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"Let's not make him feel bad."
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"He just had his heart broken."
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"- Man, I just had my heart broken too."
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"Dolly Pitchers gave out free hot dogs"
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"on Wednesday nights."
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"I just lost Weenie Wednesdays."
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"- Weenie Wednesdays is the least of our worries."
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"Breakup Noah is back."
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"- Oh, no. - Okay."
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"I knew you guys were gonna bring up how I have reacted--"
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"all: Overreacted. - In the past to breakups."
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"But that was the old me, okay? I can handle myself now."
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"- Man, please."
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"You gon' wallow, and then you gonna beg for her"
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"to take you back with your last-scene-in-a-rom-com ass."
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"- Admit it. You're soft like baby butt."
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"- No. I'm--I'm hard like muscle butt."
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"Look, okay, I am totally fine, all right?"
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"I promise you, I'm moving on."
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"- Yeah, okay. - Yeah, right."
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"- Guys, I am for real."
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"I'm good, and we just found ourselves"
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"a new go-to bar, so I'm extra good."
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"- Wait, what's happening?"
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"- Don't worry. Everything's fine."
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"This only happens every 20 minutes or so."
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"- We should keep searching for a new bar, yeah?"
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"all: Yeah. - Mm-hmm."
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"[classical music playing]"
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"♪"
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"- Sup. - Sup."
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"- Man, I'm trying to take a little nap"
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"and that's a little loud. You think you could get"
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"a couple decibels off that joint?"
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"- Damn, my bad."
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"It's just the music really helps me lock into my work."
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"Any chance I could leave it? - Uh, yeah."
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"Yeah, all right, cool. Yeah, no problem."
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"- Oh, hey, by the way,"
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"I got new toilet paper since it was my turn."
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"I just got the single ply. It was on sale."
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"- Oh, okay. Yeah."
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"But you know I like the TP with the thickness, right?"
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"Preferably the brand"
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"where the bears are taking a dump in the woods."
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"- Yeah but it's kinda all the same to me"
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"and I didn't think you'd mind saving money"
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"since you don't have a job-job."
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