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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Sister (S14E14)

"Look, I-I just want you to know, I feel bad about what happened"
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"with you and Aunt Karen the other day."
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"Oh, you mean when she put me in that no-bottom James Bond chair"
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"and assaulted my grundle?"
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"I didn't even know about that."
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"Well, that's 'cause it didn't happen."
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"I'd kick her ass if she tried something like that!"
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"Dad, stop. Even I can see that your sister's a huge bully."
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"And trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone."
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"You do? How?"
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"♪ Celebrate good times, come on ♪"
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"♪ Let's celebrate ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪"
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"♪ Celebrate good times, come on. ♪"
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"Man, I love that song."
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"Dad, what I'm trying to tell you is,"
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"I now see why you've been so tough on me all these years."
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"'Cause it makes my friends laugh?"
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"No, because that's how Aunt Karen treated you"
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"when you were a kid."
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"That's right. And that's why you need to confront Karen."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no. No, I can't do that."
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"I tried for years to stand up to her."
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"Nothing ever worked."
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"What, so now you're gonna quit?"
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"You can't quit."
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"What if Muhammad Ali had quit?"
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"Ah, my grandchildren!"
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"Who would like me to read them a book,"
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"or maybe paint their name on a grain of rice?"
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"Honey, dinnertime!"
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"Ah, my favorite."
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"Hot soup."
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"Right in there."
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"Dad, I know you can stand up to Aunt Karen."
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"And maybe if you finally do, she'll stop terrorizing you,"
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"and you won't have to take it out on me"
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"for the rest of my life."
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"You know what, Meg?"
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"You're right! I'm gonna do it!"
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"You are?"
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"Damn right!"
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"Yay, Dad!"
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"I am gonna become a lady wrestler"
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"and defeat Heavy Flo in the ring."
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"Wait. What?! No! What?!"
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"I meant go talk to her."
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"Nope, it's got to be a lady wrestling match."
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"Hey, Meg, Thanksgiving's over."
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"Come help me with the Christmas decorations."
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"Meg! Help me with the Christmas decorations!"
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"Comments? Questions?"
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"What the hell are you..."
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"I'm sorry. Chris had his hand up first."
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"Chris?"
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"What's the capital of Maryland?"
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"I do not know, but that's a very good question."
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"Now, Lois?"
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"Peter, what the hell are you doing?!"
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"First, it's not Peter."
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"When I am in this outfit, I am Maxi Paddy,"
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"the fiercest enemy of Heavy Flo."
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"Peter, you look-- okay, that's clever--"
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"but, Peter, you look ridiculous."
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"Take that off."
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"If you want to settle things with your sister,"
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"No, Lois, the only way to settle a family dispute"
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"is in the cage."
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"I mean, you don't understand."
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"Karen made me feel worse than"
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"a guy getting cut from a baseball team."
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"You wanted to see me, Coach?"
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"I'm sorry, Kyle. You can't do this boring,"
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"stupid thing with us."
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"All right, Peter, your sister's the real deal."
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"So I arranged for you to get some combat pointers"
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"from my old buddy, Steven Seagal."
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"Uh, this... this fat guy?"
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"Yup. Go on, ask him anything."
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"How... how did...?"
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"Uh, why-why you so fat?"
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"Okay, ask him about anything but his weight."
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"Uh..."
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"uh, you act Asian, you look Native American,"
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"your name is possibly Jewish."
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"What are you?"
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"He fat."
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"All right, Peter, most professional wrestlers"
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"become addicted to painkillers at some point."
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"So I figure, why don't we just start now?"
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"Uh... okay, yeah, I'm in."
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"Where you getting all these?"
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"Stepdaughter's purse."
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"Ain't my problem."
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"Man, I love putting my hand down my pants when I'm on drugs."
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"We should just go live on a boat in some guy's backyard."
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"So, you gonna do that wrestling stuff?"
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"Nah, I'm gonna stick with these."
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"I would crime for more of these."
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"Okay, now if you're gonna defeat your sister in the ring,"
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"you got to get to the root of your fears."
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"We got to go back to your childhood,"
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"so I'm gonna hypnotize you."
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"Okay, go back."
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"Now, we need to go back in time."
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"My jeans are husky."
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"Okay, further. Further."
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"Little further."
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"Now, open your eyes and tell me what you see."
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"I see the six stations of the Lord's order,"
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"and they will all burn!"
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"Okay, too far! Too far! Too far!"
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"Come back. Come back."
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"Come back."
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"Hey, can I make my husky jeans"
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"into cutoffs for swimming?"
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"Ah, forget it. You're ready."
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"Yeah, Peter. I think you're gonna win!"
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"All right! Hey, thanks for all your help, you guys."
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"You know, there's only two things"
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