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Clips from Cheers - Teacher's Pet (S03E03)

HOW DID YOU DO, SAM?

"HOW DID YOU DO, SAM?"

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WELL, I GOT NOSED OUT BY COACH. I GOT A "D."

"WELL, I GOT NOSED OUT BY COACH. I GOT A "D.""

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,"

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SAM MALONE IS NOW A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE.

"SAM MALONE IS NOW A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE."

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YES!

"YES!"

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CONGRATULATIONS.

"CONGRATULATIONS."

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FOR WHAT?

"FOR WHAT?"

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YOU PASSED.

"YOU PASSED."

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YEAH. A "D" AS IN "DUMB."

"YEAH. A "D" AS IN "DUMB.""

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"D" AS IN "DIPLOMA."

""D" AS IN "DIPLOMA.""

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AN HONEST "D" IS BETTER THAN A TAINTED "A."

"AN HONEST "D" IS BETTER THAN A TAINTED "A.""

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BOY, I TELL YOU, I MAY HAVE MY DIPLOMA,

"BOY, I TELL YOU, I MAY HAVE MY DIPLOMA,"

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BUT I SURE FEEL DUMBER THAN EVER. OH...

"BUT I SURE FEEL DUMBER THAN EVER. OH..."

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I STUDIED MYSELF HOARSE FOR THAT EXAM,

"I STUDIED MYSELF HOARSE FOR THAT EXAM,"

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AND STILL I GOT A "D."

"AND STILL I GOT A "D.""

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OH, SAM, YOU ONLY HAD ONE NIGHT TO STUDY.

"OH, SAM, YOU ONLY HAD ONE NIGHT TO STUDY."

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AH, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE ANY DIFFERENCE.

"AH, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE ANY DIFFERENCE."

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MY BRAIN DOESN'T WORK LIKE YOURS DOES.

"MY BRAIN DOESN'T WORK LIKE YOURS DOES."

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I CAN'T LEARN THINGS.

"I CAN'T LEARN THINGS."

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SAM, SOME PEOPLE MAY BE BETTER STUDENTS THAN OTHERS,

"SAM, SOME PEOPLE MAY BE BETTER STUDENTS THAN OTHERS,"

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BUT YOU HAVE STREET SMARTS, SAVVY...

"BUT YOU HAVE STREET SMARTS, SAVVY..."

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COMMON SENSE. COMMON SENSE.

"COMMON SENSE. COMMON SENSE."

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THAT'S RIGHT.

"THAT'S RIGHT."

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JUST BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE REMEMBER

"JUST BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE REMEMBER"

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THAT PIERRE IS THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA

"THAT PIERRE IS THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA"

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DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL--

"DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL--"

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WAIT A MINUTE.

"WAIT A MINUTE."

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SAY THAT AGAIN.

"SAY THAT AGAIN."

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA?

"CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA?"

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PIERRE?

"PIERRE?"

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NO, IT ISN'T. IT'S BISMARCK.

"NO, IT ISN'T. IT'S BISMARCK."

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OH. PIERRE'S SOUTH DAKOTA.

"OH. PIERRE'S SOUTH DAKOTA."

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WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?"

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THE POINT IS, YOU'VE EARNED YOUR--

"THE POINT IS, YOU'VE EARNED YOUR--"

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PIERRE?

"PIERRE?"

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS."

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NORTH DAKOTA--PIERRE?

"NORTH DAKOTA--PIERRE?"

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HEY. HEY, LISTEN TO THIS FOR A SECOND.

"HEY. HEY, LISTEN TO THIS FOR A SECOND."

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GO ON. TELL 'EM.

"GO ON. TELL 'EM."

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I WAS JUST MAKING AN ILLUSTRATION.

"I WAS JUST MAKING AN ILLUSTRATION."

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COACH. COACH, WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA?

"COACH. COACH, WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA?"

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EASY--BISMARCK.

"EASY--BISMARCK."

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SHE THINKS IT'S PIERRE.

"SHE THINKS IT'S PIERRE."

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ALL RIGHT,

"ALL RIGHT,"

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I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY SWITCHED THE TWO--

"I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY SWITCHED THE TWO--"

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OREGON. GIVE ME THE CAPITAL OF OREGON.

"OREGON. GIVE ME THE CAPITAL OF OREGON."

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PORTLAND.

"PORTLAND."

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NO, IT ISN'T. IT'S EUGENE.

"NO, IT ISN'T. IT'S EUGENE."

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OH, I--I KNEW THAT. I KNEW THAT.

"OH, I--I KNEW THAT. I KNEW THAT."

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IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND.

"IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND."

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NO, IT ISN'T EUGENE. IT'S SALEM.

"NO, IT ISN'T EUGENE. IT'S SALEM."

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DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?

"DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?"

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IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS, THIS IS EDEN.

"IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS, THIS IS EDEN."

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