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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - A Very Big Mouth Christmas (S05E05)

"[all approving]"
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"-I guess Baby Cheesus is a tiny bit cute. -[coos]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Are you kidding? This holy baby rules."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Anyone want to, like, wage a war on behalf of it?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Kind of feels like we should kill anyone who doesn't love and worship this baby."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Holy war! -[goat bleats]"
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"[Connie] And that was the first Christmas."
Big Mouth (2017)
"You know, some of that felt less than accurate to me,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"if I can give you some fearless feedback."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Oh! So you're thinkin' Mary just got laid and then lied about it."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Yeah, I did not say that."
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"Oh, look, there's a present under the tree."
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""To Jessi, from Caitlin. Don't worry, it's not cheese.""
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Should I open it? -Is Satan's dick long and curly?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-I don't know. -Oh, it is."
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""Little sister"?"
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"Oh, my gosh, a sister."
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"[chuckles] Wow!"
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"You're gonna be a real good big sister."
Big Mouth (2017)
"And, oh, you'll get your present from me tonight."
Big Mouth (2017)
"It's a sex dream, and Dr. Hooves plays a prominent role."
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"Okay. Well, now I'm scared to go to sleep."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Would it help if I told you that you were also a goat?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Kinda. -Well, unfortunately, that's not the case."
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"-[bleats] -["Jingle Bells" plays]"
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"[squeaking]"
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"[steam horn toots]"
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"[elves humming]"
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"Oh, no! Dolly's bow is ripped!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"And on Christmas Eve! What do we do, Jingle?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"That is a pickle."
Big Mouth (2017)
"But don't worry, Twinkle. Santa will know."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Well, let's go ask him."
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"[knocks]"
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"Huh, no answer."
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"Well, it is a toy emergency."
Big Mouth (2017)
"I guess we should go in?"
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"Well, I guess we should!"
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"-[Santa] Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho! -[grunting] Oh, I've been naughty!"
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"-Dump your big bag of coal in my guts! -Oh!"
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"Oh, stop now, Mama."
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"If you keep talking like that, this jolly old man's gonna blow!"
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"-[gasps] Jiminy Christmas! -Oh, shit!"
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"-Oh, no! G-get out! -[Jingle] Oh!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Oh! -Get out now!"
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"This was not for you to see! No! [slams door]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"What were they doing?"
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"I don't know!"
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"In all my 400 years, I've never seen anything like that."
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"But I can't stop thinking about it."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Can't stop thinking about what?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"We saw Santa doing something kinda funny with Mrs. Claus."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Funny how?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"[chuckles] Like Seinfeld funny?"
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"Not like Seinfeld."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Not exactly like that."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Like Hannah Gadsby funny?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"No, it's hard to describe."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Well, if you can't describe it, why don't you show us?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"[chuckles] Yeah! Show us what you saw!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"We're curious!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"I'm a visual learner. Charts and diagrams."
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"-Well, I guess we could give it a whirl. -[elves cheering]"
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"One was riding the other, almost."
Big Mouth (2017)
"It was kind of like this, right?"
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"-Oh! Oh, dear. -Oh! Oh-oh!"
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"No, it was faster, and it was also much harder. [grunts]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Oh, yes, right there! -[grunts]"
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"Well, what's interesting is that feels fucking fantastic."
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"I wanna try too!"
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"-This does feel good! -[grunting]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Say something mean to me!"
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"I want to feel embarrassed!"
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"-[elf] Golly fuck! -[elves grunting and moaning]"
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"Spit on that!"
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"-I'm in love with you! -[elves giggling]"
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"Just ruin my ass!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-[slurping] -[Rudolph] Mm-hmm."
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"Okay. Okay."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-[elf] Whoo! -Great gumdrops!"
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"Whoa, what's going on in here?"
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"Stop this at once!"
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"Fuck you, Santa!"
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"We quit!"
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"Hey, Santa, Santa? Why don't you watch me cum?"
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"I'm gonna cum right now,"
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"and I want you to look directly into my eyes."
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"-Oh, oh, dear. -How are you doing with all this?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Hanging in there, buddy? -Well, Christmas is ruined."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Yeah, they're adult elves, you probably should've just told them about sex."
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"[sighs] I probably should have."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Anyway, I'm gonna go cover that gingerbread man over there"
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"with my frosting, which is, of course, and I can't stress this enough,"
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"my cum. [chuckles]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"I see."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Well, I suppose children around the world are going to have"
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"a very different kind of Christmas this year."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Ew, a moist Post-It note that says, "I owe you an iPhone"?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Oh! What?"
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"Tony Macaroni, Chef Boyardee, and all the saints!"
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"Santa got me exactly what I wanted."
Big Mouth (2017)
"It's two little friends making thick in the warm!"
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"Yeah, you like to watch, you sick, dirty fuck!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Look at the box again."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Well, we told you you were gonna see Santa's dick."
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"[chuckling] But we threw in them sweaty balls"
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"as a special Christmas surprise."
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"[chitters]"
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"Connie, the guests are gonna be here any minute."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Will you just get off your sweet felt ass and walk the penises, please?"
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"They're not my penises!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Okay, here we go."
Big Mouth (2017)
"You loved them when they were cute,"
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"-little pup penises. -[phone buzzes]"
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"Wait, is that my vibrator or yours?"
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"-God damn it! -Uh-oh, who bailed now?"
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"Simon Sex just wrote that he was murdered at Epcot Center."
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