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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - A Very Big Mouth Christmas (S05E05)

"I think I had too much jingle juice."
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"I might just go to bed."
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"But you can't!"
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"I made a fire and I need you to stick the tree up my ass."
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"-Can't we do it in the morning? -No!"
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"-In my family, we do it on Christmas Eve. -[faint coughing]"
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"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You hear that? Sounds like the walls are coughing!"
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"Oh, no, I forgot!"
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"Rick was supposed to surprise everyone"
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"by coming down the chimney dressed as a lingerie Santa!"
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"-Ahh! [groaning] -[both scream]"
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"[sizzling]"
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"Ho-ho…"
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"Hospital."
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"Oh, sweet Rick, are you okay?"
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"Oh, my skin, it's boiling!"
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"You still want me to lick a candy cane like it's your pee-pee?"
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"I mean, if you can."
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"Okay."
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"[groans]"
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"-Oh, shit! Rick's dead! -[Maury groans]"
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"And I never had the chance to tell him"
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"that I never loved him."
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"-[sobs] -[upbeat music plays]"
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"Christmas wolf! Ho-ho! [howls]"
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"Okay. Easy, tiger."
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"I can't believe we have to wait four more days until we get our presents."
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"I hope when I walk up to the tree that morning,"
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"there's a card that says,"
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""A charitable donation has been made in your name to Mulch for America.""
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"Oh! It's such important work."
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"Very interesting, your Christmas traditions,"
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"all about the gifts."
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"This glorification of consumption…"
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"So very American."
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"Uncle Sam's club, big bottle root beer cola…"
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"In our country, Christmas is quite different."
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"It's a celebration of life!"
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"Come on, your Christmas isn't that different!"
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"Yeah, what, do you wear candles on your head?"
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"Call Santa "Papa Winter" or something?"
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"Ha-ha! No!"
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"Our Santa is called…"
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"[both] Vader Johan."
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"[Mila] In our country, on the eve of Christmas,"
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"we put baubles on the branches of the trees,"
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"-drink jurgennektaar, the salted eel milk… -[slurps]"
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"…and place our painted eggs on the windowsill."
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"Then, when daylight is no more, the bell is rung."
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"-[bell tolling] -This means Vader Johan approaches."
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"It has begun."
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"The bell awakens Vader Johan from the bottom of the river."
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"This is where he lives, in a castle made of children's bones."
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"-[thudding] -[ice rumbling]"
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"-A braid of 40 eels… -[chittering]"
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"…brings Vader Johan to the surface."
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"[Lotte chuckles] Now you can smell him."
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"[Mila] His odor is that of cod and black licorice."
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"He has the body of a walrus,"
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"the sharp teeth of a dolphin,"
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"and the legs of countless crabs."
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"He plays a flute made of… you guessed it…"
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"[Mila and Lotte] Children's bones."
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"[plays rapid melody]"
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"[Mila] And in our country, it does not matter"
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"if you are naughty or nice,"
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"for all the bones taste the same to…"
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"[echoing] …Vader Johan."
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"Your only hope is to trick Vader Johan into believing you are already dead,"
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"and therefore not fresh and tasty."
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"You do this by sleeping in your child coffin…"
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"[echoing] …okay?"
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"And this is when you pray to the Mongoose King."
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"-[match sizzles] -Oh, Mongoose King,"
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"please protect my tender child bones from the jaws of Vader Johan,"
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"and do enjoy these eggs I have left for you."
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"In Jesus' Christ's name, amen."
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"[Mila] Uh-oh, Vader Johan can hear your blood!"
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"Perhaps you are lucky"
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"and your window eggs and prayers have attracted the Mongoose King."
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"He eats your eggs and challenges Vader Johan to a battle of…"
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"-[echoing] …dance. -[techno music plays]"
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"There is always the chance"
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"that the nimble and clever Mongoose King will be victorious."
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"But tonight, he is danced into…"
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"[echoing] …cream."
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"And Vader Johan has his kinderbotfeest, the child bone dinner."
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"[screams]"
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"But the cream,"
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"this is the cream that we eat together with our families on 29 December."
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"So a Merry Christmas is had by all."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! So the kid died?"
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"He did not die, he was consumed."
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"He lives on in the bowels of Vader Johan."
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"I'm pretty sure he died, guys."
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"Um, Vader Johan, uh, he goes away after Christmas, right?"
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"Oh, no, Vader Johan is always hungry for children."
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"Like your precious food president, Ronald McDonald."
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"Oh, yes, this reminds me…"
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"[both] ♪ Once you hear The story of Vader Johan ♪"
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"♪ You must share The story of Vader Johan ♪"
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"♪ Or you'll be consumed by Vader Johan ♪"
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"♪ Which is like dying but it's worse! ♪"
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"-[screams] -Help me!"
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"I don't wanna live in Vader Johan's bowels!"
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"Will you share the story of Vader Johan?"
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"-Your child bones depend on it. -[eerie music plays]"
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"[crab legs pattering]"
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"[music fades]"
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"[Christmas music plays]"
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"Wake up, Matthew."
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"Let's go downstairs and catch Santa"
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"while he's putting all the presents underneath the tree."
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"Oh, Brittany, go back to sleep."
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"-There is no Santa. -What?"
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"Yeah, Mom and Dad leave all the presents."
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"Santa's not…"
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"[echoing] …real."
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"-Good Lord. I'm not real? -[ominous bell tolls]"
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"[stammering] No, no. It can't be."
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