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Clips from Central Park - The PAIGE-riarchy! (S02E02)

"[birds tweeting]"
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"[sighs] Spring is my favorite time of the year in the park."
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"A time of growth and vitality. Drink in that nature."
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"[inhales sharply, chokes, coughs]"
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"Gnats! Not cool, nature! That's awful!"
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"A ladybug, so beautiful."
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"I guess nature is awful and beautiful."
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"♪ Nature in New York City ♪"
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"♪ All its beauty, all of its quirks ♪"
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"♪ See it blossom Looking all blossomy and nice ♪"
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"♪ Then it dies and rots and stinks ♪"
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"♪ But from that muck, voilà, new life ♪"
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"♪ It's awfully beautiful ♪"
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"♪ This mantis mom and dad made a cute baby Then mom ate the dad ♪"
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"Oh, I stepped in poo. But wait."
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"♪ From that poo springs something new ♪"
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"♪ And even though it's on my shoe Who cares? ♪"
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"♪ It helps the flowers bloom ♪"
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"♪ It's awfully beautiful ♪"
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"♪ That even though I'm treading crap around ♪"
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"♪ I'm helping things grow in the ground ♪"
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"♪ It's awfully beautiful ♪"
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"♪ And only jerks will mind That I smell like a behind ♪"
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"♪ And baby bird sees mom fly Towards their little nest-y house ♪"
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"♪ Mom greets them With the sweetest tweet ♪"
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"♪ Then barfs into their mouths ♪"
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"♪ Isn't it awfully beautiful ♪"
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"♪ Awfully beautiful ♪"
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"Ah, dang it. More poo."
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"[Molly] Mom, can you come here?"
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"Oh, I recognize that baby bird call, and here comes mama bird flying in."
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"[Paige] Molly, you okay?"
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"I, uh-- I'm fine. I just, uh--"
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"- I got my, you know... - Is Molly o--"
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"I got my, uh, thang, my period."
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"It came, and now it's here. So, yeah."
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"Wow. Okay. Wow. Honey, that's, uh-- It's happening."
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"Please don't make this weird, Mom."
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"Weird? No, not weird. Are you kidding? This is great."
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"Periods are great. This is great."
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"- Congratulations, honey. - Oh, good. Dad's there too."
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"- [Owen] Hey, sweetie. Good job. - Did you just say, "good job"?"
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"Hi. Cole here. I heard everything. Now I'm totally up to speed."
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"Great. That's great."
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"So happy we could all share this. Not embarrassing at all."
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"No, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. This is great."
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"We are a family,"
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"and when one of us gets our first period, we all get our first period."
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"Wait, what? My health teacher was very wrong."
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"[Molly] Well, this is really fun, but are we sure there's enough people here?"
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"- [doorbell rings] - [gasps] Oh, no. It's Brendan."
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"Brendan was coming to hang out,"
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"but that was before Molly got her other visitor."
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"- [knocking] - Don't answer the door."
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"Don't worry. Dad's got this."
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"I'll-- I'll go tell Brendan you aren't feeling 100%"
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"and that you'll text him later."
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"Okay, good idea. But can you make sure to say it in a tone"
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"where he won't know what's really going on,"
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"and he'll just think like, "She probably ate some old cheese.""
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"Yeah, I think I can do that. [sighs]"
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"Are you crying?"
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"Feels like we just brought her back from the hospital."
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"I'll never forget that day."
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"- No, you weren't alive, Cole. - Agree to disagree."
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"Honey, I love you so much. Want me to come in?"
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"Show you where stuff is? Hold your hand? Rub your tummy?"
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"I was gonna say take me to the hospital,"
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"but let's start with what you said."
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"So pads are up here."
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"Whoa. And I, like, wear one of these every day?"
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"You'll probably go through a couple. Now that baby's for a heavy flow."
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"There's light days, overnights, wings, extra longs."
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"Why the hell did I buy these? My God, it's the length of my forearm."
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"Okay, I think I'm good. I got my pad."
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"- All right. I'm here if you need me. - Thanks, Mom."
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"Gwendolyn Swish? That do-gooder? This is worse than death."
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"You seem to want me to ask what you're talking about."
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"This is a sneak peek at the names of who's on Manhattan Money Magazine's"
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"Annual 50 Women Over 50 Worth Over 50 Million list."
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"- What number are you this year? - I'm 51."
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"For the first year ever, I'm not on the list."
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"Gwendolyn fricking Swish beat me by $750,000."
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"Gwendolyn Swish is the heiress to Swish Tassels,"
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"the country's largest maker of fine tassels."
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"She's also an animal-loving philanthropist."
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"Bitsy hates charity almost as much as she hates people named Charity."
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"Being on the 50 over 50 over 50 list projects power, money, respect."
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"I need all of that if I'm gonna buy Central Park."
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"The issue prints in 72 hours."
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"That gives us 48 hours to fix this mess,"
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"and 24 hours to tackle this weird-shaped age spot"
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"before they take my picture for the magazine. Chin!"
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"- Here you go. - Not "gin." I said "chin.""
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"- I have an itchy. - Oh."
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"Age spot just came off. Mustard maybe?"
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"[grunts]"
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"Let the lava flow!"
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"What's going on? The volcano's been dormant for 13 years!"
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"That's Lava Flow. A monster who's exactly as scary as she sounds."
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"Kite Boy is here to help!"
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"Ah! No, thanks. Can't explain it."
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"Okay, sounds goo--"
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"[grunts] Lava Flow's gonna ruin your plans today,"
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"and for the next five to seven days,"
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"and again about every 28 days after that."
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"- [panting, grunts] - [groans]"
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"Trying to cramp my style, I see."
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"- [knocking] - Want some peanut butter and pretzels?"
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"I always crave sweet and salty when I'm on my hunt for red October,"
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"- if you know what I mean. - Yep."
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"I also get super into dips. What's Fista Puffs doing?"
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"Fighting a lava monster spewing out of a volcano."
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"Totally not related to anything I'm going through."
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"Sure, okay. How you feeling?"
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"Cranky, crampy, and wishing Dad and Cole didn't know my business's business."
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"I'm sorry, honey, but this is totally normal."
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"Actually, it's not normal, it's special. In fact, you should feel proud."
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"Proud? I should feel proud of getting my period?"
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"Yeah. Some of the greatest accomplishments in history"
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