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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Broken Wings (S03E03)

"You guys have fun."
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"What? Why are you not going?"
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"I'm still recovering."
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"Mmm! Ah, yeah!"
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"(GASPS) Pigeon! It's been six months!"
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"You're fully recovered, and you need to stop taking those pain pills."
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"(SIGHS) I'm in pain, asshole."
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"That's because you haven't done anything the doctor said."
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"You're supposed to be using your wing."
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"I use my wing plenty, no thanks to any of you."
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"Well, except for Marquess."
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"Marquess was the only one who would jack me off with any regularity."
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"And I thank you, Marquess."
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"No! Ew! No! No!"
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"I think Yung's point was you need to be doing some kind of physical therapy."
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"You know, Daniel is a healer."
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"Who the (BLEEP) is Daniel?"
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"What? Daniel is my boy..."
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"Poker buddy. My poker buddy."
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"And he's very gifted and has helped a lot of people."
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"You should go see him."
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"Let me think about it... No."
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"-(CHUCKLES) -Do it, Pigeon."
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"Or come with us and help solve the mystery of the home video."
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"Criminy, that's the choice?"
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"They ought to give people when they want to go to rehab,"
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"you'd cure drug addiction overnight in this country."
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"Mystery of the home videos..."
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"(BLEEPING)"
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"(SIGHS) All right. Give me your boy..."
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"I mean your poker buddy's number."
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"Hey, Pigeon. Where you at? You home?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm home."
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"And not just physically, I'm emotionally home."
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"Ha! Like, for the first time in my life, everything feels..."
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"(SIGHS) Congruous."
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"(CHUCKLES) Does that make any sense?"
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"Cool, cool. Okay. I need you to go over to the computer,"
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"and see if you can get this guy's home video up on the cloud."
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"I'm going to send you a link and you click on to the link."
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"Tell me when you're there. We're at this guy's house"
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"way up in the Ruby Mountains and there's like no reception,"
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"so if we lose you, just call back."
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"But I'll probably won't be able to pick up because there's no reception."
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"You there yet?"
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"Yeah, I'm here."
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"-MIKE: You see the cloud? -Uh, yes."
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"-You see all the videos on the cloud? -PIGEON: Yes."
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"MIKE: Okay, click on one and make sure it's working."
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"I don't trust the cloud. You know why? Because I don't understand the cloud."
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"It's like everybody made fun of Warren Buffett"
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"because he didn't invest in those damn dot-com companies."
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"Everybody was making all that money,"
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"and he said it's because he didn't understand"
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"those dot-com companies. And he didn't understand why"
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"they were valued so high, so he didn't invest."
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"But nobody was laughing when the dot-com company crash happened."
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"Nobody but Warren Buffett."
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"So, (BLEEP) that cloud."
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"Until I understand that cloud, I'm going to stay off that cloud."
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"Uh, Mike..."
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"It's like what happened in the dot-com crash."
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"You ever heard of Warren Buffett?"
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"Let me tell you a story about Warren Buffett."
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"Mike, you have got to get out of that house."
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"MIKE: What did you say? Get out of my blouse?"
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"Take off my blouse? (BLEEP), Pigeon,"
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"it's not that kind of phone call, man."
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"You're a sex addict."
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"Oh, for God's sakes, get out of there!"
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"Hello? Hello? Hello?"
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"(DIALING)"
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"(LING RINGING)"
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"-MIKE: (OVER PHONE) Hello? -Mike! Mike, can you hear me?"
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"You have to get out of that house!"
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"-MIKE: Hello? -Mike, the guy is a murderer!"
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"MIKE: Got you! Now leave a message before I knock you out."
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"-(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) -(PIGEON SIGHS)"
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"Ruby Mountain Sheriff's Office."
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"-(TELEPHONE RINGS) -Ruby Mountain Sheriff's Office,"
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"Deputy Bainbridge talking."
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"PIGEON: (OVER PHONE) Yeah. Yeah, listen."
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"You got a guy named Thomas Hollinger who lives up in those mountains."
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"DEPUTY BAINBRIDGE: Oh, yeah. He's that creepy fellow"
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"that lives way up at the tippy top of the mountain."
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"Well, you've got to get up there"
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"because he's about to murder a bunch of people."
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"Well if that's true, and I'm not saying it's not,"
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"it'd take us about six hours to get up there."
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"PIGEON: Six hours?"
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"Well, with all them twisty-turny roads..."
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"Of course, it's only about 15 minutes as the crow flies."
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"(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Okay, (BLEEP) it. Worse comes to worse, I commit suicide."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God! I'm flying!"
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"I'm free!"
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"(INDISTINCT TALKING OVER RADIO)"
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"(SIREN BLARING)"
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"You saved our lives, Pigeon."
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"Now let's get the (BLEEP) out of here."
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"Aren't you coming?"
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"(LAUGHS) You know, the old me would make a joke about ejaculating."
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"But the new me, the one who's mind and body are in harmony,"
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"will just answer the question."
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"No, I am not coming..."
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"In the van."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh, God, that already sounds like an ejaculation joke."
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"No, no, no. I'm not getting in the van with you"
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"because I'm flying!"
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"I'll see you back at the house."
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"Hey, I love you guys!"
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"I wonder if Pigeon sees that red-tail hawk flying towards him?"
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"(HAWK SCREECHES)"
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"(BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"$825?"
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"Then I think maybe this time we just put him down."
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