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Clips from Solar Opposites (2020) - The Rad Awesome Terrific Ray (S02E02)

"Someone's gonna find out we're big cheaters"
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"and then they're gonna kill us just like they did with Lance Armstrong."
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"‐ He wasn't killed, they just took one nut."
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"‐ But we don't have any nuts! What are they gonna take?"
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"‐ Maybe this isn't as big of a deal as it feels."
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"Nobody pays attention to the Teen Olympics."
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"I haven't even heard of it before."
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"‐ Michelle Obama?"
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"‐ Jesse, Yummy!"
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"My two American superstars."
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"‐ Um, hi. What's up, MO?"
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"‐ Ever since I became President in this timeline,"
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"I've been looking for heroes."
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"You two are the image of honesty and integrity,"
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"which is why I bet the entire US treasury"
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"on you to win today."
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"‐ Aw, man, that's legal? ‐ Hell yeah."
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"Bush was riding high after 9/11, and he lost it all on WrestleMania."
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"‐ So the entire fate of the country relies on us winning honestly?"
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"‐ Yes. And if you lose, we'll have to close America,"
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"and everyone in the world will know it's your fault."
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"‐ I'll admit this has gone way too far. ‐ You think?"
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"‐ Let's just say we didn't eat enough McDonald's"
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"so now we have explosive diarrhea and can't run."
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"‐ No. Enough is enough."
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"We can't just keep cheating and hoping nobody kills us."
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"This is done. ‐ You're so right."
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"It's time for us to stand up and come clean."
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"This charade ends now."
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"Because what good is the fame, the money, the sex,"
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"the American Express commercials with Tina Fey and Michael Che?"
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"♪ patriotic music playing ♪"
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"‐ You've won the hearts of millions with your speed"
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"but mostly with your integrity."
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"‐ Thank you. ‐ You betcha."
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"‐ All of us in the country have chipped in"
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"to get you a little present."
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"Ten million dollars!"
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"A million for each second you took to run the mile today."
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"Woo! So fast."
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"[people cheering] [Pupa sobbing]"
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"‐ We should've done this sooner."
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"I've been searching for a life‐mate for years"
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"not knowing one was inside me all along."
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"‐ I'm yours forever, Korvy."
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"‐ Quick, love, Apple Maps the nearest chapel."
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"‐ There's a fast casual Mormon castle two miles away."
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"‐ Perfect! Let's listen to a podcast together, as a couple, while we drive."
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"PODCASTER: Today, we'll be talking about the sound of brass."
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"Brass tones‐‐"
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"‐ Can we, uh, listen to something else?"
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"‐ Come on, give it a chance."
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"‐ If this is going to work, we need to be honest with each other."
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"And I honestly hate everything about this podcast."
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"‐ Fine, my sweet. What do you want to listen to?"
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"JOE ROGAN: See, Ayahuasca might actually be"
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"the tree of life we've been searching for."
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"The healing properties are astronomical."
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"Free guns don't come free. You have to lick feet."
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"‐ This guy sucks! I don't like this."
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"‐ What? Joe Rogan is our generation's Maya Angelou."
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"‐ Our generation already has a Maya Angelou."
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"It's Mark Cuban!"
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"‐ Hey, hun? ‐ Yes, darling?"
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"‐ I love you, but you sound like an asshole"
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"when you say stuff like that."
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"‐ How can I sound like an asshole when I don't even have one?"
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"Also, what were you fucking me in earlier in that one scene?"
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"[gasps] Dammit, I'm gooblering! See what you made me do?"
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"‐ Well, you liked what I made you do last night, slut!"
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"‐ This isn't gonna work, is it, Chris? ‐ I'm afraid it isn't."
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"What have I done? I can't believe I ruined what I had with Jen."
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"I'm an idiot. I al‐‐ I always do this."
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"‐ Maybe it's not too late."
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"May‐‐ maybe we can get you back for the wedding."
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"‐ We don't have time. ‐ We have plenty of‐‐"
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"Shit! We gotta hurry! I forgot time always moves forward on this planet."
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"[tires squealing]"
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"[horn blaring]"
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"RED GOOBLER: You're such a bad driver."
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"‐ I fucking hate you."
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"‐ [sighs] Tell me about yourself."
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"‐ Squeeeeeeee."
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"‐ Wait. Jen? ‐ Reee, reee, squeee."
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"‐ Dammit! You're a rat."
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"‐ Squeeee."
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"‐ Fuck it! I just have to make you awesome."
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"Red Goobler won't even notice the difference."
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"‐ Ree. Reeee."
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"‐ Squee, squee."
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"‐ That's it, you guys sound cool as hell!"
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"‐ Hey, just want to say again,"
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"congrats on winning everything one could win"
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"and doing it without cheating."
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"‐ Ugh, I can't take it anymore!"
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"When are we going to learn a lesson?"
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"‐ Usually getting away with things makes me feel good,"
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"but this blows."
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"Getting into USC as a long snapper was the last straw."
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"‐ Usually at this point in our adventures, we've learned a lesson."
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"I feel like ants are crawling on my skin."
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"Is it cold? Is it hot? Oh god, I'm sweating and freezing!"
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"‐ We're in lesson withdrawal!"
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"We're gonna keep feeling this way unless we learn some lesson."
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"‐ But how? What can we do?"
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"‐ Wait! This whole time, we've been cheating."
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"But what if cheated even more than ever before"
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"and used another sci‐fi device to double down on cheating?"
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"Do we have anything that teaches a lesson?"
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"‐ Well, we do have that Lesson‐alyzer helmet,"
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"but, I mean, we don't wanna use that, do we?"
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"[rumbling]"
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"[bell dings]"
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"Did it work? Did you learn a lesson?"
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"‐ Oh yeah, and it feels amazing."
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"I learned "Don't count your chickens before they hatch.""
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"‐ Oooh! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!"
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"[bell dings] Oh yeah, that's the good stuff."
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"‐ What did you get? ‐ "Beer before liquor, never sicker.""
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"‐ Oh, that's a good one."
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