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Clips from Upload - The Sex Suit (S01E01)

"- Ingrid. - Hey."
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"Hi."
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"- Uh, I was just... - Shh."
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"I'm wearing the sex suit,"
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"and nothing else."
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"Uh..."
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"Hey, hey, hey, um..."
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"Could we talk for a second?"
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"I need this. I'm..."
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"Baby, I miss our intimacy. I..."
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"- Ing. Hold on. - No, no, I..."
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"I don't feel like we have our old connection,"
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"and that's on me."
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"I'm sorry."
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"But there's no more interviews now."
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"Okay? It's just us."
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"Nora! You're just in time."
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"Nathan's hot-as-balls girlfriend"
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"just surprised him with a sex suit."
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"Can you please move so I can clock in?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Can you feel me?"
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"Yeah. Actually, your feet are warm for once."
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"- Yeah? - Uh-huh."
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"Mm..."
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"Your skin, it's so... soft."
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"Yeah. Yours, too."
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"Are you ready?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"Um... what's wrong?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Uh... I don't know."
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"- Tech support! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Well, it's got to be some sort of tech issue. Right?"
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"- No. - Tech support!"
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"No-no-no, no-no. No support. We're fine."
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"- Tech support! - We're fine. It's..."
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"- Assistance! - No."
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"- Things are... - And, hon, listen..."
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"- Things are okay. - Tech... support."
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"That's not how this works."
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"- What if I try it down here? - No. No, no, no."
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"- Hey! - Oh, fuck."
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"- Hey! Hey! - We're fine."
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"- Everything's fine. - We need help!"
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"Hey! SOS!"
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"- No! - Assistance!"
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"I could do it."
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"- Go home. - Right."
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"You smell great, by the way, just... I'm gonna..."
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"- Go! - I'm going. Yeah."
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"Hi."
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"- You called? - Yeah. Finally."
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"There's some sort of tech issue happening with Nathan's dick."
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"Okay..."
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"- It's not getting hard. - Thank you."
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"- Ah. I see. - Yeah."
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"We've never had this problem before."
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"Like, never."
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"And for the record, I have never"
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"had this problem before with anyone."
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"So..."
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"it's not me."
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"Hey. Fuck. Clyde."
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"Clyde. Hey!"
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"Hey! Stop it."
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"Clyde."
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"Hey! Hey! Hey-hey-hey-hey."
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"Get down! Fuck."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Hey, it's fine."
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"You don't owe me an explanation."
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"It's your life."
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"Um... I guess..."
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"we'd better fix you up"
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"before she gets back."
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"Everything is properly connected"
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"on our end, so I'll need to test for responsiveness"
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"to further assist the issue."
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"Is that okay?"
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"Do you feel that?"
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"How about that?"
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"Yes."
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"Oh, my... What is going on here?"
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"I'm so sorry about that. My cat was being a total douche."
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"Oh."
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"It worked."
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"So I was like, "Let me test for responsiveness.""
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"Then I literally threw a blanket over this girl's head"
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"and felt up her boyfriend."
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"And... I put on my sexy voice, too."
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"You have a sexy voice?"
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"I do."
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"I said it like this:"
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""Can you feel anything?""
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"And I lightly touched his chest"
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"and we locked eyes and then, holy shit."
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"You turned his software into hardware?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Girl, and then what happened?"
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"His girlfriend came back and then he used it on her, so..."
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"Yep."
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"Dang, that's messed up. So what about your lady boner?"
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"It's still there. Rock hard."
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"You know what I'm gonna say, don't you?"
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""Give it one more chance and see where it goes"?"
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"Get the fuck back on Nitely."
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"Its algorithm is responsible for tons of real relationships."
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"- The quickest way to get over a guy"
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"is to get under a new one."
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"Reinstall Nitely."
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"Reinstall Nitely."
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"See? You already got a new match."
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""Can I cum over?""
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"It's a pun."
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"- Look at those abs. - Those abs."
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"You know, if I wrote that,"
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"it'd be a deal breaker, right?"
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"Why are you still here?"
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