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Clips from DuckTales - Day of the Only Child! (S01E01)

"Ahh! Literally living the dream."
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"[sniffing]"
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"Aaah!"
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"You seem stressed. Come with me!"
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"[gasps]"
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"This is where I come to blow off steam."
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"Is that an original Stradabearius violin?"
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"That's worth more than every house Uncle Donald has ever owned!"
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"Are you nuts?"
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"Aren't you afraid you'll get in trouble?"
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"Meh!"
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"Of course."
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"Real wealth is not caring if people think you're crazy."
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"Because they can't stop you anyway!"
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"[classical music playing]"
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"Gonna ignore that sweaty palm!"
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"-Geememama! -Oh!"
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"Uh... uh... what?"
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"[both] Geememama."
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"Geememama Francis, my dear deceased Grandma,"
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"who left me her entire fortune."
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"No one touches her portrait, no one!"
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"I let you eat wall cotton, you impudent brat!"
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"Are you smiling, servants?"
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"Is this funny to you?!"
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"[violent screaming]"
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"-[objects breaking] -So... you're his butler, huh?"
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"My butler's a ghost."
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"Yup. Yeah, he's dead."
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"We're dead inside."
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"We're Doofus' parents."
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"Sorry, what?"
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"He used to be such a sweet boy,"
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"but the money and power changed him."
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"Aaaah!"
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"[panting]"
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"Go. Before it's too late."
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"[panting]"
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"What's next, friendy-friend?"
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"You know, I just noticed it's getting a little late,"
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"and, uh, so I'm just gonna head home,"
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"fondly remember all the good times we had."
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"Cool? All right, bye."
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"-[zapping] -[gasping]"
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"You are home, friend present."
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"Help! Guys! I don't want to be an only child anymore!"
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"The sooner you give up, the better."
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"Hope only makes it worse."
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"No! If the three of us work together,"
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"we might just be able to get out of here."
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"Are you with me?"
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"The new one's a traitor."
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"But I stopped him out of loyalty."
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"Because I love you, Doofus."
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"You're pathetic."
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"No! He's lying. I would never do that."
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"I'm your friend... present."
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"Ew, gross."
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"I don't think I like you anymore, new friend."
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"Maybe you need a lesson in friendship."
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"Wait. What's that for?"
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"What is he going to do with the umbrella and walnuts?"
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"[groaning]"
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"Louie!"
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"Ahh! I'm safe!"
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"Ooh, new new friends."
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"-Aah! -Aah!"
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"Whoops. Sorry, security-bot."
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"Just innocent kid stuff."
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"Finally alone. They'll never know my darkest secret."
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"-[brassy theme music] -Live, from McDuck Manor,"
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"home to the most celebrated duck in Duckburg!"
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"And also Scrooge McDuck."
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"It's Dewey Dew Night! Tonight: laughs!"
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"Thrills! A visit from Monsieur Saucy!"
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"And as always, the Dew Crew House Band!"
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"And now, the man of the hour: Dewey!"
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"[applause]"
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"Ha ha! Thank you, thank you very much."
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"And welcome to the best show in this wing of the mansion!"
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"So what's going on? What's in the news?"
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"Oh, did you hear about this?"
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"-I'm an only child today! -[applause]"
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"It's gonna be great! It's all about Dewey now."
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"[bass plays]"
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"So the big question is, what "Dewey" do?"
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"What "Dewey" do?"
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"[cough]"
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"Woof. Audience is a little stiff tonight."
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"Am I right, Dewey?"
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"A-ha!"
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"Ha ha, that joke crashed so hard,"
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"you'd think it was Launchpad!"
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"[canned laughter]"
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"Nailed it, we got 'em back!"
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"Dewey, play me to the desk!"
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"[jazz playing]"
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"Cool cool cool cool."
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"This is, of course, a sample episode"
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"of our totally amazing show."
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"So if you're a TV producer looking for a hit so fresh,"
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"so unique, and so top secret"
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"even my brothers can't know about it,"
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"this is the show for you."
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"So my first guest is..."
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"I'm very excited for my first gue-- uh..."
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"Maybe shoulda thought about this before I kicked everyone out."
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"Oh!"
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"Please give a warm round of a applause"
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"to my first guest and former bro Huey!"
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"[applause]"
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"Hey, Huey, thanks for coming on the show."
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"[robotic voice] Appropriate response to introductory salutation."
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"Let me check the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook."
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"Hello, Dewey. Thanks for having me."
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"Hey, buddy, good to have you."
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"So how are you enjoying Only Child Day?"
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"[robotic voice] I fear it deeply."
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"Being a triplet is a way of life."
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"Things are better in threes. Threes. Threes."
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