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Clips from Batman Returns

Video Games 1992 ★ 7.3/10 (29 ratings) 1,035 clips
Fantasy Crime Action

Credits

- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas!
"- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas!"
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Penguin sighting! Man or myth?
"Penguin sighting! Man or myth?"
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What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting.
"What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting."
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Another penguin sighting! Check it out!
"Another penguin sighting! Check it out!"
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Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting!
"Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting!"
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May I have your attention, Gotham City?
"May I have your attention, Gotham City?"
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It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree.
"It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree."
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How about that?
"How about that?"
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Part man, part penguin! All horrifying!
"Part man, part penguin! All horrifying!"
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Find out for only 50 cents! Come on!
"Find out for only 50 cents! Come on!"
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Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out!
"Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out!"
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Read about it!
"Read about it!"
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Missing link between man and bird.
"Missing link between man and bird."
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My dear boy...
"My dear boy..."
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...sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish.
"...sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish."
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Usually, it's a waste of time.
"Usually, it's a waste of time."
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Whatever. Today's issue! "The Penguin: Man or myth?"
"Whatever. Today's issue! "The Penguin: Man or myth?""
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The Globe! Right here! 25 cents!
"The Globe! Right here! 25 cents!"
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Well, here's hoping.
"Well, here's hoping."
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With luck, Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in years.
"With luck, Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in years."
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I feel almost vulgar at Yuletide...
"I feel almost vulgar at Yuletide..."
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...mentioning the new power plant.
"...mentioning the new power plant."
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But if we're to break ground when we must, I'll need permits...
"But if we're to break ground when we must, I'll need permits..."
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...variances, tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense.
"...variances, tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense."
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Power plant?
"Power plant?"
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Studies show we've enough power to get us into the middle of the next century.
"Studies show we've enough power to get us into the middle of the next century."
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Your analysts foresee growth at 1% per annum. That's not growth... that's a mild swelling.
"Your analysts foresee growth at 1% per annum. That's not growth... that's a mild swelling."
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Imagine...
"Imagine..."
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...a Gotham City...
"...a Gotham City..."
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...of the future, lit up like a blanket of stars...
"...of the future, lit up like a blanket of stars..."
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...but blinking on and off...
"...but blinking on and off..."
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...embarrassingly low on juice.
"...embarrassingly low on juice."
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Frankly...
"Frankly..."
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...I cringe, Mr. Mayor.
"...I cringe, Mr. Mayor."
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Sorry, any plans must go to the usual committees...
"Sorry, any plans must go to the usual committees..."
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...through the usual channels.
"...through the usual channels."
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Um... I have a suggestion.
"Um... I have a suggestion."
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Well...
"Well..."
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...actually, really, just more like a question.
"...actually, really, just more like a question."
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I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle.
"I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle."
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In the plus column, though...
"In the plus column, though..."
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...she makes a hell of a cup of coffee.
"...she makes a hell of a cup of coffee."
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Dad.
"Dad."
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Mr. Mayor. Time to go down and bring joy to the masses.
"Mr. Mayor. Time to go down and bring joy to the masses."
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"Actually, more of a question."
""Actually, more of a question.""
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You stupid corn dog.
"You stupid corn dog."
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Corn dog, corn dog.
"Corn dog, corn dog."
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I have enough signatures from Shreck employees to warrant a recall.
"I have enough signatures from Shreck employees to warrant a recall."
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That's not a threat, just simple numbers.
"That's not a threat, just simple numbers."
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Maybe. But you sure as hell don't have an issue or a candidate.
"Maybe. But you sure as hell don't have an issue or a candidate."
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen."
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From those of us at City Hall to each and every one of you...
"From those of us at City Hall to each and every one of you..."
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...happy holidays.
"...happy holidays."
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We have with us a man who needs no introduction, he's given us so much.
"We have with us a man who needs no introduction, he's given us so much."
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Please welcome Gotham's own Santa Claus, Max Shreck.
"Please welcome Gotham's own Santa Claus, Max Shreck."
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Pick up those contracts for Personnel and...
"Pick up those contracts for Personnel and..."
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...pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels...
"...pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels..."
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Darn!
"Darn!"
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I forgot my speech.
"I forgot my speech."
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Remind me to take it out on what's-her-name.
"Remind me to take it out on what's-her-name."
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Santa Claus?
"Santa Claus?"
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Afraid not.
"Afraid not."
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I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky.
"I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky."
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Sue me...
"Sue me..."
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...if I want to give some back.
"...if I want to give some back."
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I only wish I could hand out more than just...
"I only wish I could hand out more than just..."
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...expensive baubles.
"...expensive baubles."
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I wish I could hand out world peace...
"I wish I could hand out world peace..."
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...and unconditional love...
"...and unconditional love..."
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...wrapped in a big bow.
"...wrapped in a big bow."
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Oh, but you can.
"Oh, but you can."
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Oh, but you will.
"Oh, but you will."
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Merry Christmas.
"Merry Christmas."
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Great idea.
"Great idea."
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Not mine.
"Not mine."
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What are you waiting for? The signal!
"What are you waiting for? The signal!"
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We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show!
"We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show!"
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What do you want?
"What do you want?"
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Not you!
"Not you!"
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Shreck!
"Shreck!"
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You'll have to go through me.
"You'll have to go through me."
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Dad, go! Save yourself!
"Dad, go! Save yourself!"
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Dad, go!
"Dad, go!"
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Shut up!
"Shut up!"
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Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and I'll...
"Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and I'll..."
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You missed.
"You missed."
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The Batman.
"The Batman."
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Or is it just "Batman"?
"Or is it just "Batman"?"
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Your choice, of course.
"Your choice, of course."
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Well, that was...
"Well, that was..."
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...very brief.
"...very brief."
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Just like all the men in my life.
"Just like all the men in my life."
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What men?
"What men?"
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Well...
"Well..."
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...then again, there's you. But you need therapy.
"...then again, there's you. But you need therapy."
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Thanks for saving the day, Batman. The Circus Gang is back.
"Thanks for saving the day, Batman. The Circus Gang is back."
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We'll see.
"We'll see."
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They almost made off with our mover and shaker, Max Shreck.
"They almost made off with our mover and shaker, Max Shreck."
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Where is that insufferable son of a bitch?
"Where is that insufferable son of a bitch?"
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I believe the word you're looking for is...
"I believe the word you're looking for is..."
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Actually, this is all just a bad dream.
"Actually, this is all just a bad dream."
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You're at home in bed...
"You're at home in bed..."
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...heavily sedated, resting comfortably...
"...heavily sedated, resting comfortably..."
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...dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed...
"...dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed..."
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...in a lifetime of profiteering.
"...in a lifetime of profiteering."
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Tragic irony...
"Tragic irony..."
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...or poetic justice?
"...or poetic justice?"
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You tell me.
"You tell me."
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My God, it's true.
"My God, it's true."
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Penguin Man of the sewer.
"Penguin Man of the sewer."
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Odd as it may seem, Max...
"Odd as it may seem, Max..."
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...you and I have something in common:
"...you and I have something in common:"
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We're both perceived as monsters.
"We're both perceived as monsters."
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But somehow...
"But somehow..."
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...you're a well-respected monster...
"...you're a well-respected monster..."
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...and I am, to date...
"...and I am, to date..."
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...not!
"...not!"
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Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman.
"Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman."
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Tough, yes.
"Tough, yes."
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Shrewd, okay. But that does not make me a monster.
"Shrewd, okay. But that does not make me a monster."
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