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Clips from Master of None - Old People (S01E01)

"Hey, excuse me."
Master of None
"Do you mind going in the bathroom"
Master of None
"and seeing if there's an old lady in there?"
Master of None
"What?"
Master of None
"I had dinner with this grandma,"
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"and she went to the bathroom, and she's been taking a while,"
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"so I just want to make sure she didn't fall down and die."
Master of None
"To be clear, this is not my grandma."
Master of None
"It's my girlfriend's grandma."
Master of None
"So it's a white grandma, not an Indian grandma."
Master of None
"Okay."
Master of None
"Thank you so much."
Master of None
"Yeah."
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"[sighs]"
Master of None
"Uh..."
Master of None
"No grandmas, white or Indian."
Master of None
"Aw, you got to be shitting me."
Master of None
"Can I go to the bathroom now?"
Master of None
"Yeah, yeah. Sorry for the outburst."
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"Yeah."
Master of None
"Where could she be?"
Master of None
"Did she mention anything else?"
Master of None
"She likes that show Blacklist."
Master of None
"- How is that helpful, Dev? - I don't know."
Master of None
"You asked if she mentioned anything else."
Master of None
"She mentioned she likes Blacklist."
Master of None
"I'm not a detective."
Master of None
"You know who could find her?"
Master of None
"Red Reddington, James Spader's character in Blacklist."
Master of None
"Shut up!"
Master of None
"Look, your grandma's fine, okay?"
Master of None
"She's not this frail old lady."
Master of None
"She can take care of herself."
Master of None
"She once hitchhiked on an ice truck to see Sinatra."
Master of None
"She's a badass."
Master of None
"Wait."
Master of None
"I think I know where she might be."
Master of None
"Oh, so Blacklist did help."
Master of None
"No, it didn't help."
Master of None
"Well, it clearly inspired a train of thought"
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"that was helpful."
Master of None
"[jazzy piano music playing]"
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"This is her favorite jazz club."
Master of None
"♪ ♪"
Master of None
"♪ Up with the stars, I'm dancing ♪"
Master of None
"♪ Whistling love's happy tune ♪"
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"♪ One little kiss has sent me ♪"
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"♪ Over the moon ♪"
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"♪ I'm over the moon ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"Hey, you know who I heard's playing later tonight?"
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"The trombonist from Nostraskamus."
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"No!"
Master of None
"Oh! Where did you get this?"
Master of None
"Grandma Carol."
Master of None
"[Carol] Oh, thank you so much."
Master of None
"Would you mind if I just sang one more?"
Master of None
"[applause]"
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"[gentle piano music playing]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ You go to my head ♪"
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"♪ And you linger ♪"
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"♪ Like a haunting refrain ♪"
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"♪ And I find you ♪"
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"♪ Spinning round in my brain ♪"
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"♪ Like the bubbles ♪"
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"♪ In a glass of champagne ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you go to my head ♪"
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"♪ Like a sip of sparkling ♪"
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