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Clips from Master of None - Old People (S01E01)

"Can we not talk about the golden age of tennis either?"
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"Sure."
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"Thanks."
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"Hi there, boys."
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"Sorry for your loss, Mr. Baumheiser."
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"Thank you."
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"Arnold, how you holding up, son?"
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"Not great."
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"Well, I hope you know your grandpa was very proud of you."
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"Well, not really."
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"I was just talking to him the other day,"
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"and he wasn't very impressed with my kite situation."
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"Oh, so it's still stuck up in that tree?"
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"I'm sorry to hear that."
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"We'll get you a new kite, son."
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"All right, boys."
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"I'd better go check up on your mother."
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"Hey, man, I know this is a little weird,"
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"but since we're at Pop-pop's funeral,"
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"I was wondering if I could get a hug."
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"Dude, of course. Love to hug."
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"Brah, little bit loose of a hug, don't you think?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll tighten up."
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"Aw, that's nice."
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"And then, out of nowhere, he's just dead."
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"I'm sorry, babe."
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"At least you got to know him a little bit."
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"Yeah. He was a war hero."
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"Very fond of the film Twins."
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"That's about all I know, but he seemed like an interesting guy."
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"Are any of your grandparents still alive?"
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"Just my grandma on my dad's side,"
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"but she lives in India and she doesn't speak English,"
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"she just speaks Tamil,"
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"so we've basically had the same conversation a million times."
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"I'll call up. She goes, "Hello!""
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"Then I go, "Hi, Amma. How are you?"
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"I'm good."
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"All right, I'm gonna put my dad on now. Bye.""
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"Have you ever tried to learn Tamil?"
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"No. Have you ever tried to learn Tamil?"
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"It's fucking hard."
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"It's a weird language."
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"Last time I was in India, though, I was like,"
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""Okay, I'm gonna sit down with my grandma,"
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"I'm gonna have my dad translate,"
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"and I'm gonna learn about her life.""
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"But then I got there, and I just watched Dexter on my iPad."
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"Ooh, I've always wanted to go to India and watch Dexter."
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"It's amazing."
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"But even if she did live here and spoke English,"
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"I feel like I would never visit her, you know?"
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"'Cause that's what we all do."
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"We just let old people chill out alone."
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"And then they just die."
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"God, now you've got me feeling bad."
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"My grandma Carol lives in the Bronx,"
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"and I hardly ever go and see her."
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"I should go visit her."
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"Hey, you want to come?"
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"Hmm, I don't know."
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"Is she one of those racist grandmas"
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"that's gonna be weird around someone with my skin tone?"
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"I don't know. Could be a fun gamble, though."
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"It says here he left you something called "Paro.""
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"You know what that is?"
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"What?"
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"What is that?"
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"Oh, man. It's this weird robotic seal."
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"What does it do?"
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"I don't know."
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"It, like, blinks sometimes"
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"and wags its tail."
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"Well, he wanted you to have it."
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"I think you should at least take it home with you."
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"Oh, Dad, this thing's pretty heavy,"
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"and I don't want to carry it around all day."
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"Do you mind taking it back to my apartment, please?"
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"No. Why would I make a trip to your apartment just for that?"
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"Because you love me?"
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"[knock at door]"
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"Come in."
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"Hi, Grandma Carol."
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"Oh, my God. Hello."
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"How are you?"
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"Oh!"
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"We brought you some sunflowers."
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"Oh, my-- Wow!"
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"Well, thank you so much."
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"I love your hair. You cut it short."
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"Look at her."
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"Isn't she the most beautiful girl you've ever seen?"
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"She is."
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"Now, who are you?"
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"This is my friend Dev."
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"Hey, nice to meet you, Grandma Carol."
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"Ahh, just a friend. Nothing romantic here?"
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"Yeah, we're seeing each other."
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"That's great. You seem very nice."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"I'll admit, I was a little worried."
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"Some of my friends have racist grandmas."
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"Oh, I see."
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"You assumed I was a racist"
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"just because I'm old."
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"That's nice."
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"Well, now the tables have turned."
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"I'm sorry."
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"So what did Rachel tell you about me?"
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"Um, she said your husband fought in the war"
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"and that you love strawberry lemonade."
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"Wow. What a biography. Thanks, Rachel."
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"[Rachel] I told him other things."
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"He just forgot."
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"No, you didn't."
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"Let me hear it from the source."
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"Come on, Grandma Carol."
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"Tell me, is the strawberry lemonade thing true?"
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"Yes. What else do you want to know?"
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"Um, well, it's pretty nuts"
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