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Clips from Archer - The Handoff (S07E07)

"Don't scream. Because you have no reason to feel threatened"
Archer
"by Veronica Deane."
Archer
"Am I attracted to her? Obviously. I mean, come on."
Archer
"You saw Shanghai Moon."
Archer
"Oh, my God. That dress?"
Archer
"Right. I mean, yeah."
Archer
"Maybe it was 20 years ago, but if anything,"
Archer
"she's hotter now-- Oww!"
Archer
"Shh! Ow! Ow..."
Archer
"How could you even tell if she was still hot?"
Archer
"She was basically just gigantic sunglasses and a big hat!"
Archer
"Trust me, Lana, she's still hot."
Archer
"Oh, and the joke's on you, because if I have rabies, now you've got it!"
Archer
"Uh, I don't think you want to get bitchy with me"
Archer
"about communicable diseases."
Archer
"Crabs aren't a disease!"
Archer
"Oh, my God. First of all..."
Archer
"So, if y'all are done having your little post-fight-makeup-sex-fight--"
Archer
"That's not what we do! Oh, my God."
Archer
"That is all you do! Now can we go, before Shapiro knows we're here?"
Archer
"How would he? Except for two sleepy grizzly bears,"
Archer
"we didn't leave..."
Archer
"Aaah, intruder!"
Archer
"Intruder!"
Archer
"That's bullshit. How did he know?"
Archer
"Guards! Yeah, but besides that?"
Archer
"Why didn't you tell us you were bleeding like a Russian princess?"
Archer
"Because I honestly didn't know! How could you not?"
Archer
"Because I took a bunch of painkillers at the office!"
Archer
"Why?"
Archer
"Because somebody left them out, Lana."
Archer
"Move, you idiots. They got the disk!"
Archer
"I am so angry at you right now!"
Archer
"Well, you shouldn't give me that power--"
Archer
"Jump!"
Archer
"Whoo-hoo! Painkillers!"
Archer
"There! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!"
Archer
"Well, I hope you brought enough painkillers to share with the class!"
Archer
"No. I ate 'em all. Because we're all gonna get shot."
Archer
"Relax. They're not gonna hit us with those suppressors on,"
Archer
"they'd need a-- Grenade!!"
Archer
"And with that having been said--"
Archer
"Son of a bitch!"
Archer
"Why does a divorce lawyer have grenades?!"
Archer
"Ray, they're terrible people!"
Archer
"You assholes! If they live, you die."
Archer
"Archer, what are you doing?"
Archer
"Getting you out of here."
Archer
"Ray, get her to the van."
Archer
"What about you? I'll be fine."
Archer
"I lied, I got like, 20 more. Go!"
Archer
"Hang on, honey."
Archer
"Archer!"
Archer
"Wow, say what you will about cyborgs."
Archer
"Sure can run good."
Archer
"And I should take the fast way down too, so--"
Archer
"Ow!"
Archer
"And now, Ms. Deane--"
Archer
"As promised, your computer disk."
Archer
"And your cashier's check for $100,000."
Archer
"And while I appreciate your firm's hard work,"
Archer
"I'm sure you'll understand when I say"
Archer
"I hope we never meet again."
Archer
"A feeling that I assure you is mutual."
Archer
"Then I bid you good day and goodbye."
Archer
"Yay!"
Archer
"Lower your voice. Ow."
Archer
"Oh, let her enjoy it, Sterling."
Archer
"We just made $100,000! Well, minus expenses, which--"
Archer
"Which reminds me we need to add an extra $1,200 to that."
Archer
"For what? Something called a pompa di benzina?"
Archer
"Called it. No, you didn't!"
Archer
"And while you're at it, add a case of champagne."
Archer
"We deserve to celebrate."
Archer
"Ooh! Bubbly!"
Archer
"Damn it, Veronica Deane already left?"
Archer
"I wanted her to sign this head shot."
Archer
"Ooh, Joan Crawford's gonna be so jealous."
Archer
"You know what-- Excuse me."
Archer
"Oh, my God."
Archer
"Is this the Figgis Agency?"
Archer
"Again, not married to that. Yes, we are!"
Archer
"And yes, it is."
Archer
"I'm Cyril Figgis, owner, CEO,"
Archer
"fully licensed investigator. And you are?"
Archer
"She's..."
Archer
"She's... My name is Veronica Deane."
Archer
"Oh, goddamn it."
Archer
"May we talk somewhere privately?"
Archer
"Wait a minute. If you're Veronica Deane,"
Archer
"then who the hell was--"
Archer
"Ow."
Archer
"I, um-- Uh, that is to say, uh, it's uh--"
Archer
"Such a pleasure to meet you."
Archer
"May I ask how you heard of our agency?"
Archer
"My housekeeper found this under her windshield wiper at the supermarket."
Archer
"His name's Furlock Bones."
Archer