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Clips from Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

"Didn't we meet last year at the Peninsula Club? No."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Pope Paul VI celebrated a Mass in Italian."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Call me crazy, he's in Rome."
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"[WHISTLES]"
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"The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today."
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"[IN DEEP VOICE] Don't go near there?"
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"Don't go near there. Get away from the river, stay away."
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"[NORMAL] I know we can't use dyke. You can't even say lesbian."
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"Here's the weather. We're gonna go to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
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"Roosevelt, how's it going?"
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"[SOLDIER] I'm with somebody. Don't come bother me right now."
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"[NORMAL] Can't you give us weather?"
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"[SOLDIER] Not now. I'm trying to score, back off."
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"Walter, what's the weather like?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"what it is, what it shall be, what it was."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Weather out there today is hot and shitty"
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"with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon."
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"Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy"
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"CRONAUER: Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] We're gonna hit some songs at you now."
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"Coming your way."
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"- Comedy, sir. - Comedy?"
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"- It's antics, hysterical-type things. - Hysterical-type things?"
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"- General wackiness like that. - Falling down, that's a sight gag."
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"- How would anyone see you fall? - No, no, no. Not literally falling down."
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"McPHERSON: Wouldn't work on radio, sir. - See, sir?"
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"I don't think anybody would see you fall through a radio, sir."
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"If a field radio..."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- I thought I'd come and help smooth... - Don't help and don't smooth."
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"And you."
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"CRONAUER: Sir?"
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"Thank you for that constructive criticism."
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"Just don't let it happen again."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Why am I here?"
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"We're gonna play some music for you right now. Here we go."
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"Baby, help me, please."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Sugar and spice. Ha, ha."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"Oh, sir, Walter Cronkite lives in New Jersey."
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"KIRK: A form of humour, sir. LEVITAN: Hackensack."
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"KIRK: Yes, sir. LEVITAN: How the hell do I know?"
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"KIRK: We're happy with him too, sir."
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"Okay, sir, thank you."
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"STUDENTS [IN UNISON]: Shit. MAN: Shit."
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"Okay, if someone is making you angrier and angrier,"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"therefore, you have..."
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"STUDENTS [IN UNISON]: Pissed me off. MAN: Pissed me off."
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"Okay, join the others if you can. All right, let's see."
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"If you say that, hey, some people in a car, some gypsies, they cut you off."
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"All of a sudden you..."
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"Very good. Okay, now we got a special situation right now."
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"There's a Puerto Rican waitress."
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"She comes over, brings you a red soup. She's got some tomato soup."
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"Oh, she slips, she spills it on your brand-new gabardine pants"
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"that you paid more than a coloured TV for."
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"You're a little angry, so you say to her... Minh?"
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"And goddamn it and stupid and crap."
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"That's stupid, you don't call someone crap."
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"No, you step on crap. You don't call it to a person."
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"- You can step on crap. I know you can. - Yes, but they can be full of shit, he said."
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"No, no, you see, you step in shit, you can be full of crap."
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"I'm pretty sure you can step on crap. I once saw it in a French movie."
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"How can some person look like a shit?"
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"We can stop with the debate on the great caca right now."
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"Let's try a very special situation. Wilkie, something special, okay?"
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"You go into a restaurant, okay? A waitress comes up to you."
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"You're wearing your best new suit."
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"She comes up, she spills soup all over you, looks at you like,"
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"I'm sorry. What're you gonna do about it, asshole?"
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"What do you say to her? What would you say?"
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"They spilled something on your pants, what would you do?"
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"I just remain reticent."
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"Okay, she goes in the kitchen, she gets a knife, she starts stabbing you."
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"She's stabbing you. She's putting forks in you."
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"She's got spoons in your eyes, Will."
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"What would you do, Will? What would you do?"
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"I'm waiting to die."
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"Mr. Cronauer, we like your lessons better than the book's."
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"- Soon we play baseball? - When you teaching us softball?"
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"- Where are you come from? - Queens. Bayside, Queens."
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"- What are queens? - Tall, thin men who like show tunes."
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"No? Big men with moustaches named Mary who wear mascara."
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"[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]"
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"Yeah."
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"[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]"
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"I made a date with you and Trinh tomorrow."
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"- You did? - Nearby the larch tree, near Viet Hoa."
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"By the food and flower vendors where you burn your mouth on the noodles."
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"But I warn you, you not like it when you get there."
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"You say it ridiculous."
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"Why? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
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"Hello, hey. Well, the gang's all here, huh? Ha, ha."
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"You talk, I think, very much."
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"and it makes me a little nervous."
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"I don't want makes you nervous, Cronauer."
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"I know you very nice."
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"of never to be for both the same and another."
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"Here you go, there you go. Hey, got one? For you."
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"Knock yourselves out."
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"No problem."
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"- We must to ask the people. - Hey, it's no problem."
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"Attention, shoppers. People, people, settle."
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"CRONAUER: Under the Boardwalk, you know that one?"
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"Shout by the Isley Brothers, you know that?"
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"You know Puff the Magic Dragon? Will you sing it?"
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"[BOTH SPEAK IN VIETNAMESE]"
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"[SINGING BEACH BLANKET BINGO]"
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"[DUBBED IN VIETNAMESE]"
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"[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]"
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"Why can't I read this? It's what's going on here now."
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"That's censorship, Edward. That's not what America's all about."
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"Here's something exciting:"
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"Hubert Humphrey visits Capitol Hill. A children's story."
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"Edward, don't you ever do anything that's not by the book?"
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"Not when I get into trouble. No, I don't."
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"Eddie, sometimes you got to go out of your way to get into trouble."
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