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Clips from Duncanville (2020) - Stan in the Place Where You Live (S02E02)

"and throw a tennis ball in the air."
Duncanville (2020)
"Bloop, bloop..."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Ah, I can't believe you're unemployable."
Duncanville (2020)
"[all cheer]"
Duncanville (2020)
"What's going on?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ You took a practice test!"
Duncanville (2020)
"I'm so proud, I even wrote a rap about it."
Duncanville (2020)
"Beatbox me, Jack."
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ My name is Annie, and I'm here to say ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ I love my son in every way, yeah ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Spit that nasty stuff!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Mm."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ How did you do on the test, Duncan?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Uh, I got 100."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ It goes to 1,600, ass brain. ‐ Fine, I got that, then."
Duncanville (2020)
"[doorbell rings]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Mr. Mitch."
Duncanville (2020)
"You're just in time to help us celebrate Duncan."
Duncanville (2020)
"We're breaking out the Martinelli's!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ You're celebrating him blowing off his PSAT?"
Duncanville (2020)
"Mm, mm, mm, I've never been more disappointed as a teacher."
Duncanville (2020)
"I even wrote a rap about it. [beatboxing]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Hey, hey, nobody wants to hear a teacher rap."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ All right, all right, I didn't take my test."
Duncanville (2020)
"Who cares? ‐ Duncan!"
Duncanville (2020)
"What kind of future are you gonna have without college?"
Duncanville (2020)
"Do you want to wind up like Stan?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ What's your problem with Uncle Stan?"
Duncanville (2020)
"He's got a better life than you."
Duncanville (2020)
"He doesn't have to come home and drink an entire bottle"
Duncanville (2020)
"of white wine to pretend his life doesn't suck."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I just like my after‐work Chardonnay."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ And he doesn't have to soak in a bubble bath for an hour"
Duncanville (2020)
"before I can even talk to him."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Lavender calms me down!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ If you think Uncle Stan's got such a great life,"
Duncanville (2020)
"maybe you should live with Uncle Stan."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Maybe I should."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oh, well, there's the door. You want to go, go."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oh, well, I'll go, then."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I don't see you going. Go!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oh, I'm going. Here I go."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ ♪ Instead of BS'ing me ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ You should've been taking that PSAT ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Yeah ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"What'd you think of the hook?"
Duncanville (2020)
"[Duncan panting]"
Duncanville (2020)
"[all gasp]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Annie, there has to be a better way to handle this."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ No."
Duncanville (2020)
"My parents never drew the line for Stan,"
Duncanville (2020)
"and look how he turned out."
Duncanville (2020)
"We got to nip this in the bud."
Duncanville (2020)
"[tires squealing]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ So is anyone gonna give me feedback on my rap?"
Duncanville (2020)
"[slurps, smacks lips]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Wow, she kicked him out just like that."
Duncanville (2020)
"If she did that to her firstborn, who's next?"
Duncanville (2020)
"I mean, we don't do crap around here,"
Duncanville (2020)
"and we blame Santa way too much."
Duncanville (2020)
"You know what? We've got to do something so great for her"
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"that she'll let us live here for years to come."
Duncanville (2020)
"I know! We'll cook her an amazing meal!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Uh, why did you need us here for this?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I don't know. I thought we'd be kicking some things around,"
Duncanville (2020)
"but I hit a groove, and we're good."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Is it bad that's his second bottle?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Wow, ice cream for dinner. This is the life."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Just one of the perks of no one caring about you."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ And you didn't even have to pay for it."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ People love supporting the military."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ You were in the military? ‐ No, but people love 'em."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Can I be fake FBI?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ You can be fake FBI, fake CIA,"
Duncanville (2020)
"any fake thing you want."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Thanks for believing in me, Uncle Stan."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Don't thank me. Thank the laminate machine."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ It's getting dark. Where are we staying tonight?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ What do you mean? We sleep in the van."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Can't we just scam a hotel?"
Duncanville (2020)
"I'll be Ambassador Tricia Wong."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Sorry, I've been blackballed at every hotel"
Duncanville (2020)
"in a 60‐mile radius."
Duncanville (2020)
"Plus, van sleep is good sleep."
Duncanville (2020)
"And we're right over the exhaust pipe,"
Duncanville (2020)
"so you're gonna have some pretty far‐out dreams."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oh, I thought your life is all fun."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ It is, a lot of the time, but once in a while,"
Duncanville (2020)
"you have to sleep in a cold van on a dangerous street."
Duncanville (2020)
"[gunshot, dog barking]"
Duncanville (2020)
"What a world. Even the dogs are shooting each other."
Duncanville (2020)
"Well, good night. Don't toss my body if I freeze."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ What? What are you even talking about?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ The cold months are brutal."
Duncanville (2020)
"That's why I slow my heart down to one beat a minute."
Duncanville (2020)
"And..."
Duncanville (2020)
"I'm gone. [exhales deeply]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ [shivering]"
Duncanville (2020)
"[dog barking, gunfire, tires squealing]"
Duncanville (2020)
"[shudders]"
Duncanville (2020)
"[shivers]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Duncan come crawling home yet and realize"
Duncanville (2020)
"I was right about everything and not to betray me again?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Not yet. But in the meantime..."
Duncanville (2020)
"all: Ta‐da!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ It's luau pig, your favorite."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Aw, you guys did all this because I was upset?"
Duncanville (2020)
"That is so thoughtful."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ It was my idea! I did everything!"
Duncanville (2020)
"They just said "ta‐da"! Please don't throw us out!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ You think I'd throw you all out like I did Duncan?"
Duncanville (2020)
"all: Mm‐hmm."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Hmm."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ So how is it? Forgivably good?"
Duncanville (2020)
"[all sigh with relief]"
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"[all gasp]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ There is no pleasing that lady!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ We put carrots in that salad!"
Duncanville (2020)
"I'm not sure we can get better than that."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ We can do this. We just need a bigger gesture."
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