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Clips from Spider-Man

Video Games 2002 ★ 7.1/10 (71 ratings) 1,200 clips
Adventure Fantasy Action

Credits

Who am I? You sure you wanna know?
"Who am I? You sure you wanna know?"
Spider-Man
The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.
"The story of my life is not for the faint of heart."
Spider-Man
If somebody said it was a happy little tale...
"If somebody said it was a happy little tale..."
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if somebody told you I was just your average guy, not a care in the world...
"if somebody told you I was just your average guy, not a care in the world..."
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somebody lied.
"somebody lied."
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But let me assure you, this, like any story worth telling...
"But let me assure you, this, like any story worth telling..."
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That girl. The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson.
"That girl. The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson."
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The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls.
"The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls."
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Aw, heck, I'd even take him.
"Aw, heck, I'd even take him."
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Hey! Stop the bus!
"Hey! Stop the bus!"
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That's me.
"That's me."
Spider-Man
Tell him to stop! Please!
"Tell him to stop! Please!"
Spider-Man
Stop! He's been chasing us since Woodhaven Boulevard.
"Stop! He's been chasing us since Woodhaven Boulevard."
Spider-Man
Catch a cab, Parker!
"Catch a cab, Parker!"
Spider-Man
Thank you. I'm sorry I'm late.
"Thank you. I'm sorry I'm late."
Spider-Man
What a geek!
"What a geek!"
Spider-Man
- Don't even think about it. - You're so lame, Parker.
"- Don't even think about it. - You're so lame, Parker."
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Would you date him?
"Would you date him?"
Spider-Man
We're guests of Columbia University's Science Department.
"We're guests of Columbia University's Science Department."
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So behave accordingly.
"So behave accordingly."
Spider-Man
Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the planetarium.
"Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the planetarium."
Spider-Man
- Where were you? - Checking out the library.
"- Where were you? - Checking out the library."
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- Looking at the books. - Yeah, right.
"- Looking at the books. - Yeah, right."
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Why?
"Why?"
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The entrance is right there.
"The entrance is right there."
Spider-Man
What, you want me to trade in my car for a Jetta...
"What, you want me to trade in my car for a Jetta..."
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- It wasn't for me. - Of course it was.
"- It wasn't for me. - Of course it was."
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Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.
"Don't ever be ashamed of who you are."
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I'm not ashamed of who I am.
"I'm not ashamed of who I am."
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It's just...
"It's just..."
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Just what, Harry?
"Just what, Harry?"
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Pete!
"Pete!"
Spider-Man
- Hi, Harry. - Hey, man. What's up?
"- Hi, Harry. - Hey, man. What's up?"
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Harry.
"Harry."
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- Won't you be needing this? - Thanks, Dad.
"- Won't you be needing this? - Thanks, Dad."
Spider-Man
Peter, may I introduce my father, Norman Osborn.
"Peter, may I introduce my father, Norman Osborn."
Spider-Man
I've heard so much about you.
"I've heard so much about you."
Spider-Man
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
"You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."
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I read all your research on nanotechnology. Really brilliant.
"I read all your research on nanotechnology. Really brilliant."
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- And you understood it'? - Yes, I wrote a paper on it.
"- And you understood it'? - Yes, I wrote a paper on it."
Spider-Man
I live with my aunt and uncle. They are.
"I live with my aunt and uncle. They are."
Spider-Man
Hey, you two! Let's move!
"Hey, you two! Let's move!"
Spider-Man
- Nice to meet you. - Hope to see you again.
"- Nice to meet you. - Hope to see you again."
Spider-Man
- He doesn't seem so bad. - Not if you're a genius.
"- He doesn't seem so bad. - Not if you're a genius."
Spider-Man
I think he wants to adopt you.
"I think he wants to adopt you."
Spider-Man
There are over 32,000 known species of spider in the world.
"There are over 32,000 known species of spider in the world."
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They're in the order Araneae, divided into three suborders.
"They're in the order Araneae, divided into three suborders."
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Arachnids from all three groups possess...
"Arachnids from all three groups possess..."
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For example, the Delena spider, family Sparassidae...
"For example, the Delena spider, family Sparassidae..."
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has the ability to jump to catch its prey.
"has the ability to jump to catch its prey."
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Next, we have the net web spider, family Filistatidae...
"Next, we have the net web spider, family Filistatidae..."
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Spins a funnel-shaped web whose strands have a tensile strength...
"Spins a funnel-shaped web whose strands have a tensile strength..."
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proportionately equal to the high-tension wires used in bridges.
"proportionately equal to the high-tension wires used in bridges."
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What's Daddy gonna do? Sue me?
"What's Daddy gonna do? Sue me?"
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- This spider... - Let's go.
"- This spider... - Let's go."
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that some researchers believe it borders on precognition.
"that some researchers believe it borders on precognition."
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- An early awareness of danger. - Jerks.
"- An early awareness of danger. - Jerks."
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A spider-sense.
"A spider-sense."
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Hey, look at that spider.
"Hey, look at that spider."
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Some spiders change colours to blend into their environment.
"Some spiders change colours to blend into their environment."
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Who wouldn't?
"Who wouldn't?"
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Over five painstaking years, Columbia's genetic research facility...
"Over five painstaking years, Columbia's genetic research facility..."
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- You gonna talk to her now? - Oh, no. Come on. You talk to her.
"- You gonna talk to her now? - Oh, no. Come on. You talk to her."
Spider-Man
Armed with these DNA blueprints...
"Armed with these DNA blueprints..."
Spider-Man
we have now begun what was once thought impossible.
"we have now begun what was once thought impossible."
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- Disgusting. - Yeah, hateful little things.
"- Disgusting. - Yeah, hateful little things."
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I love them!
"I love them!"
Spider-Man
You know, spiders can change their colour...
"You know, spiders can change their colour..."
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to blend into their environment. - Really?
"to blend into their environment. - Really?"
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combining the genetic information from all three spiders...
"combining the genetic information from all three spiders..."
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into these 15 genetically designed super-spiders.
"into these 15 genetically designed super-spiders."
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There's 14.
"There's 14."
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- One's missing. - Yeah.
"- One's missing. - Yeah."
Spider-Man
I guess the researchers are working on that one.
"I guess the researchers are working on that one."
Spider-Man
Do you know that this is the largest electron microscope...
"Do you know that this is the largest electron microscope..."
Spider-Man
Now, I don't know what it's like at those fancy private schools...
"Now, I don't know what it's like at those fancy private schools..."
Spider-Man
Where do you want me? Over here?
"Where do you want me? Over here?"
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Yeah, that's great.
"Yeah, that's great."
Spider-Man
Don't make me look ugly.
"Don't make me look ugly."
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- Is that good? - Great.
"- Is that good? - Great."
Spider-Man
That's great.
"That's great."
Spider-Man
M.J., let's go!
"M.J., let's go!"
Spider-Man
Parker, let's do it.
"Parker, let's do it."
Spider-Man
We solved the horizon glide and the multi-G balance issues.
"We solved the horizon glide and the multi-G balance issues."
Spider-Man
I've already seen the glider.
"I've already seen the glider."
Spider-Man
That's not what I'm here for.
"That's not what I'm here for."
Spider-Man
General Slocum, good to see you again.
"General Slocum, good to see you again."
Spider-Man
Mr. Balkan, Mr. Fargas.
"Mr. Balkan, Mr. Fargas."
Spider-Man
We tried vapour inhalation with rats. Their strength increased by 800%.
"We tried vapour inhalation with rats. Their strength increased by 800%."
Spider-Man
In one trial, yes.
"In one trial, yes."
Spider-Man
An aberration. All the tests since have been successful.
"An aberration. All the tests since have been successful."
Spider-Man
In the trial that went wrong, what were the side effects?
"In the trial that went wrong, what were the side effects?"
Spider-Man
Violence, aggression...
"Violence, aggression..."
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and insanity.
"and insanity."
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- Back to formula? - Dr. Osborn.
"- Back to formula? - Dr. Osborn."
Spider-Man
I'll be frank with you.
"I'll be frank with you."
Spider-Man
I never supported your programme. We have my predecessor to thank for that.
"I never supported your programme. We have my predecessor to thank for that."
Spider-Man
The general has approved Quest Aerospace...
"The general has approved Quest Aerospace..."
Spider-Man
to build a prototype of their exoskeleton design.
"to build a prototype of their exoskeleton design."
Spider-Man
I'm gonna pull your funding. I'm going to give it to them.
"I'm gonna pull your funding. I'm going to give it to them."
Spider-Man
And the Lord said, "Let there be light" And voile! There is light.
"And the Lord said, "Let there be light" And voile! There is light."
Spider-Man
Forty soft, glowing watts of it.
"Forty soft, glowing watts of it."
Spider-Man
I'm already on my ass, May.
"I'm already on my ass, May."
Spider-Man
When the plant's senior electrician is laid off after 35 years...
"When the plant's senior electrician is laid off after 35 years..."
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what else would you call it? I am on my ass.
"what else would you call it? I am on my ass."
Spider-Man
Hand me that dish. The green one.
"Hand me that dish. The green one."
Spider-Man
The corporation is downsizing the people...
"The corporation is downsizing the people..."
Spider-Man
Oh, Ben, you'll get another job somewhere.
"Oh, Ben, you'll get another job somewhere."
Spider-Man
Well... Well, let's look in the paper and see.
"Well... Well, let's look in the paper and see."
Spider-Man
There are the want ads. What do we got here?
"There are the want ads. What do we got here?"
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Computer...
"Computer..."
Spider-Man
Computer salesman, computer engineer, computer analyst.
"Computer salesman, computer engineer, computer analyst."
Spider-Man
My Lord, even the computers need analysts these days.
"My Lord, even the computers need analysts these days."
Spider-Man
I love you. And Peter loves you.
"I love you. And Peter loves you."
Spider-Man
You're the most responsible man I've ever known.
"You're the most responsible man I've ever known."
Spider-Man
Hi, sweetie. You're just... Just in time for dinner.
"Hi, sweetie. You're just... Just in time for dinner."
Spider-Man
I don't feel well. I'm gonna go to sleep.
"I don't feel well. I'm gonna go to sleep."
Spider-Man
- You won't have a bite? - No thanks. Had a bite.
"- You won't have a bite? - No thanks. Had a bite."
Spider-Man
Did you get some pictures, Peter?
"Did you get some pictures, Peter?"
Spider-Man
I gotta crash. Everything's fine.
"I gotta crash. Everything's fine."
Spider-Man