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Clips from The Goldbergs - Jedi Master Adam Skywalker (S04E04)

"Well, before I was unfairly kicked out"
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"of the freshman dorm for that fire,"
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"I learned that every kid comes with two things..."
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"A mini- fridge and bean bag chairs."
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"Marvin! This isn't a get-rich-quick scheme."
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"We sell furniture!"
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"Um, bean bag chairs are furniture."
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"They're soft, colorful balls of furniture."
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"How are you not getting this?"
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"Damn it, Marvin!"
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"No person wants to sit on a sack of beans."
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"Yes, they will! Just pull up a bag and sit on it!"
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"I will never sit on a bag of beans."
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"- Sit on the beans. - I don't want to sit on the beans!"
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"- No! Come on! - Try it!"
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"Stop it! I don't want to try it!"
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"Ease on down to comfy town."
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"I don't want to! I just don't!"
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"Yes."
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"Now let the tiny beans work their magic."
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"Damn it! I'm stuck!"
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"The more I push, the more I sink!"
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"You're doing it wrong."
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"You got to shimmy out. Like me. Watch."
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"I am shimmying!"
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"You just got to do like I do."
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"Now I'm stuck in this horrible cloud of beans!"
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"I knew this was a bad idea! Help me!"
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"You were supposed to take this seriously!"
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"I do!"
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"But if you don't appreciate me, then I'm gonna quit."
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"More like you're fired! Let me show you the door!"
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"Yeah, don't bother. I'll go through it myself."
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"Seriously?"
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"The whole yearbook's gone? How did this happen?"
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"Well, as you know, these two treat me like a child,"
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"so I composed a list of demands"
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"for when the balance of power shifted in my favor."
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"What are you even talking about?"
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"Do you have any idea how much time"
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"I've spent working on this layout?"
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"Based on the fact that this is the yearbook,"
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"I'm gonna go with a year?"
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"Yes. And now it's all gone."
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"Don't worry, Dana."
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"I've literally memorized the entire school year."
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"All I got to do is re-create the yearbook"
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"using my brain snapshots."
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"You mean your memories?"
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"Accessing first day of school."
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"It was late September, Wednesday."
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"It was snowing hard, and the Eagles were in the Super Bowl."
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"None of that's right."
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"Geoff Schwartz was there, and he said something funny."
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"And we were like, "Good one, bro.""
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"- That does sound like me. - Just forget about it."
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"I still have the hard copy,"
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"so I'll just retype the whole thing by myself."
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"At least let me help."
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"No. Trust me. You've done enough."
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"You think this was my fault?"
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"They told me "ALF" was on."
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"I mean, puppetry, comedy, a wisecracking alien."
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"Come on! I'm just a man."
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"No. No, you're really not. You're actually just a child."
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"Thanks a lot! You ruined my life."
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"You started this when you gave us that insane list of demands."
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"Do you even know why I wrote it?"
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"My whole life, you've treated me like some insignificant baby!"
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"I couldn't wait till I got to high school"
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"so I could be an equal."
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"But it got worse! You respect me less!"
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"- Adam. - No!"
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"It's bad enough that you always see me as a little child,"
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"but now Jackie does, too."
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"I hope you're happy."
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"Jedi Master Adam's done with you two!"
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"Marvin?"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, hey! Ho!"
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"Bev! How's it going?"
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"I was just poppin' into the Wawa here"
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"to pick up some strawberry milk"
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"and get a box of California raisins."
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"You gotta treat the body good"
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"if you want it to treat you good back."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"Are you just saying a bunch of words to distract me"
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"from the fact that you're living in your car?"
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"Can't a man just have all of his worldly possessions"
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"stuffed into his DeLorean?"
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"What happened to your condo?"
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"Funny story, sad story."
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"I had to sell it in order to get rid of my keno debt,"
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"which is a good thing because now I'm free and clear"
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"to start over fresh."
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"Fresh?! You're homeless."
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"I like to think of it not as home-less but as car-full."
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"I'm actually thrilled this is happening,"
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"except for the bucket."
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"Don't look in the bucket."
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"Okay, you're coming home with me."
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"You can stay in the basement until you get back on your feet."
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"Yeah, I don't know"
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"if the Mur- Man's gonna be cool with that."
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"Marvin, he loves you dearly."
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"He may act all angry,"
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"but deep in his heart, he wants you to live with us."
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"I do not want him living with us!"
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"I am saying it out loud so everyone can hear!"
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"He's got to go! No Marvin!"
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"Think you're right, Bev."
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"He's playing it super angry, but he wants this."
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"Ha ha! I knew this would happen! I called it."
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"Now I got four kids living here forever and leeching off me."
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"That's it!"
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"I am tired of you always calling me your idiot kid brother!"
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"Just once, I want you to treat me"
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"like Barry and Erica treat Adam,"
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"with a little bit of dignity and respect!"
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