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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - The Circle Of Driving Again (S05E05)

"A stick I found."
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"Okay, stop."
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"This bag of crap will not help you."
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"Trust me, all you need to do is put yourself out there"
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"to show the other attractive party-minded boys and girls"
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"that you mean business."
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"Dude, that is not how college works."
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"That is, unless you have sweet dreads"
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"and an invisible dog."
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"[Jamaican accent] Check it out,"
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"mons and lady mons."
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"My dog be jammin'!"
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"Hey, uh, I already told you, put this crap away"
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"before you embarrass yourself, or worse, me."
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"Look! His dog is invisible."
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"His name's Butterscotch."
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"He's part Beagle and part not real."
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"I rescued him from a kill shelter,"
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"although I feel like he rescued me."
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"Okay, what is happening?"
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"Why are you engaging with this idiot?"
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"Ignore her. She's not a dog person."
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"Clearly. [Scoffs]"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm the crazy one."
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"There is no dog."
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"Ow!"
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"I know that was intentional!"
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"As Erica was hit by my brother's instant success,"
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"my mom was about to be struck by some bad news."
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"There's my handsome men."
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"I just snickered up a batch of doodles."
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"Should you tell her or should I?"
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"Let me take this."
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"I was out teaching him how to drive."
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"The [bleep] you say?"
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"Good for you, kiddo!"
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"No, no. It was not so good."
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"As a matter of fact, it was worse"
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"than any of us could have imagined."
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"I ruined the car!"
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"He ruined the car?"
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"- Not great. - Oh, my God."
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"Please tell me you made him wear a seatbelt."
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"Technically, I didn't get that far."
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"Doesn't matter. You always wear a seatbelt."
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"- Why? - Because of the road pirates."
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"What the hell are road pirates?"
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"They're like sea pirates, but instead of other ships,"
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"they plunder mid-sized sedans and hatchbacks."
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"That's right. Without a belt,"
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"they'll just reach into the window"
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"and yank you out of the car."
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"What are these words?!"
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"What are you teaching him when I'm not around?"
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"The good news is, I've officially decided"
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"I'm not ready to drive this year."
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"Adam, you are my little cookie."
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"My scrumptious oatmeal-nibble man."
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"If you're not ready for the next three decades, so be it."
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"[Muffled] Your little cookie thanks you, Mama."
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"Here's a little crumb. Mwah."
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"Oh, I could just eat you up."
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"It's easy, 'cause I'm a soft-baked cookie."
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"Oh, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!"
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"Nom, nom, nom, nom!"
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"Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!"
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"- Oh... - Just go!"
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"[Laughs] Nom, nom!"
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"What the hell did you do, Murray?!"
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"I finally agree with you."
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"That kid should never drive,"
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"and he should stay your little baby forever."
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"No! Adam needs to drive!"
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"Then what's with the cookie business?!"
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"And the road pirates?"
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"I spent the last five years scaring Adam with my stories"
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"so he'd be a super terrified,"
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"very cautious driver."
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"Now's the time for you to swoop in"
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"and call him a moron until he learns to drive."
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"Wait, that's your plan?"
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"Worked perfectly for Erica and Barry."
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"I don't know what went wrong here."
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"I have a theory."
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"Your stories didn't teach him to be cautious."
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"They just terrified a very gullible, anxious child."
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"No one wants your objective opinions based on facts, Dad."
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"We'll handle it, Al."
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"With that, my parents shut down my grandfather,"
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"who went upstairs and bribed me to drive."
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"Okey dokey, it's happening."
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"We'll see you in a few hours."
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"What? Wh-Where are you going?"
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"To take the kid out driving, just like we agreed."
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"Uh, no."
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"You had your diver's license taken away, remember?"
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"So? Doesn't mean I can't still drive."
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"That's exactly what it means."
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"Wait, are you still driving?"
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"Sure. How else do you think I get here every day?"
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"The bus. You told us you took the bus."
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"Why would I do that? I got a car."
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"Did you know about this?"
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"Of course. We have crazy adventures every week."
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"How do you think we get there?"
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"Oh, my God, Dad!"
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"It's not safe for you behind the wheel!"
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"You crashed into a drive-through!"
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"What crash? It was a nudge."
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"We both know it wasn't a nudge."
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"I nudged it."
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"In fact, I don't even think I touched it."
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"This is becoming a whole thing."
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"I'm gonna rain check,"
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"but we can pick this up again in a few years."
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"No! No rain checks!"
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"Your hero Pops is gonna teach you how to drive."
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"End of story!"
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"Finally! Things are looking up."
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"But we're coming, too."
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