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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl (S05E05)

"the guerilla-slash-protest production"
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"of Die Hard, the Musical on the same night, in here!"
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"It's the perfect way to stick it to Courtney,"
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"It's brilliant!"
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"The symbolism!"
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"We'll be up-staging her from down-stairs-stage!"
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"Wow! What a considerate"
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"- and lucrative solution to Gene's problem. - I know!"
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"What?"
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"What's taking so long? Waiting is gross."
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"That's a thing, right?"
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"Well, Gene, you violated school rules"
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"by entering the prohibited secret boiler room..."
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"You decided to put on a guerilla-slash-protest play"
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"- the same night as the fall musical... - Amazing."
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"Do you want the whole story or not, Mr. Frond?"
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"So things were really coming together..."
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"Okay, we got the musical, we got the venue."
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"Now all we need is the actors."
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"Right. Do you know Sir Ian McKellen?"
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"No. - Crap."
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"Hello, Courtney. Cool piece of paper."
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"Gene, if you're here to try out"
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"for Working Girl, the Musical, you're too late."
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"I'm posting the cast list right now."
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"But I suppose I could work you in,"
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"as like a really stupid stapler"
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"or a desk or something."
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"- 'cause I'm putting on a pl... - Weight!"
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"not being in any plays or talking about other plays"
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"that could get him in trouble."
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"Oh, well, good luck with your weight gain."
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"You guys, I'm secretary number one!"
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"- Aw, man. - Come on!"
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"I think I've found our cast."
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"Yep, did not make the cut."
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"I guess I'll have to win an Oscar for wrestling."
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"♪ I can't help it."
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"- We stepped on each other's lines. - We stepped on each other's lines."
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"Miss Merkin, what are you doing here?"
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"I've played piano for the Wagstaff Musical for 24 years."
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"Well, how are you with a Casio?"
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"Oh, wait. We still need a girl"
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"to play Holly Gennaro McClane."
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"- So I guess that's you? - Oh, no way."
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"♪ I'm Katherine Parker"
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"Okay, so I betrayed Gene"
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"but I have a perfectly good explanation."
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"♪ I'm a business man with a business plan ♪"
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"♪ I need a business woman with some business hands... ♪"
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"So, yeah."
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"Oh, God."
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"We're all allowed to interpret the movie differently."
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"No, they definitely don't end up together."
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"Eh, to each his own."
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"No, they really don't."
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"Well, comme ci comme ça."
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"C'est la vie."
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"I wrote a play, we're doing it tomorrow, see you there."
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"and you not having one! It sounds like,"
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"♪ Yeah, I have a play and you don't have a play ♪"
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"♪ I have a play, you don't have a play... ♪"
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"Aah! I'll show you, Courtney Wheeler!"
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"So never mind! Bye!"
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"♪ Why did you throw that corpse on my car? ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm inviting you to the party, pal ♪"
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"♪ Think we're gonna be great pals ♪"
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"♪ Al and John, John and Al... ♪"
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"Get over here! Ow! Okay..."
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"John McClane is in a tower."
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"You can't wrestle!"
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"And Rudy, you're moving your hands too much."
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"affecting my lungs a little, but I'll work on it."
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"Yeah, it's boiling up in here!"
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"It's what it does!"
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"guerilla-slash-protest musical"
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"Uh, Gene."
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"The play is tomorrow night."
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"We gotta get it together."
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"Give 'em a pep talk, you know?"
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"Put some fire in their butts!"
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"Is the putting a fire in the butt"
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"And I thought together we'd create the kind of theater"
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"You're all blowing it!"
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"Zeke with your wrestling,"
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"Darryl and your extra-note singing,"
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"FBI agents don't hold hands!"
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"These ones do."
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"Yeah, and they sleep in the same bed."
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"to make this production shine"
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"is if I fire all of you and play all the roles myself!"
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"Uh..."
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"Say what? Except for Miss Merkin."
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"You're my rock, girl. Thank you."
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"And I've been thinking about getting you"
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"drums and maybe a cute top."
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"You cool with that? You know it."
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"So congratulations,"
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"the rest of you have been demoted to stagehands"
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"on Die Hard, the Musical, a one-Gene show!"
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"Yes, starring me. Gene. Yeah."
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"Okay, well, I've come to the part"
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"- I'm blaming you. - Yeah. Oh."
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"But I did start to get suspicious"
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"when we were walking into the fall musical"
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"and I found this weird thing in my pocket."
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"♪ Musical! Musical!"
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"See you in there!"
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""You are invited to attend the performance"
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""a one-Gene show,"
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"in the secret boiler room at school tonight.""
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"Gene's in a musical at school, too? Tonight?"
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"Oh, my God, our kids are in competing musicals!"
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"I always dreamed this night would happen."
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"Yeah, Tina's the president and this."
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"Hey, my little Sigourney Weaver-achiever."
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"How's your stage fright, honey?"
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"It just so happens I found the only cure."
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"It's his butt."
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"She's stuck in the doorway!"
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