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Clips from Axe Cop - Heads Will Roll (S02E02)

"Once Goo-rilla is frozen I will chop his head off."
Axe Cop
"Senja, Rintamaiki, attack!"
Axe Cop
"Oh, come on, Axe Cop just defeated Goo-rilla"
Axe Cop
"the cop found the perfect axe."
Axe Cop
"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
Axe Cop
"I can't do much about their heads,"
Axe Cop
"- What? - Oh my gosh, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"There's so much red tape bureaucracy with normal justice."
Axe Cop
"But know this, I am your loyal partner and I'm going to"
Axe Cop
"But I don't want to leave. Prison is the best!"
Axe Cop
"The bad guys get to watch movies and I chop their heads off."
Axe Cop
"I just never been around so much death before."
Axe Cop
"Bad guy heads?"
Axe Cop
"so get a good night's sleep. Lights out."
Axe Cop
"Oh, no no."
Axe Cop
"Shh, shh, come on, little guy. Shh, shh."
Axe Cop
"Allow me to show you around my bad guys greenery."
Axe Cop
"The bad guys we grow are just too bad."
Axe Cop
"What the heck?"
Axe Cop
"It was a waste of time... until you showed up."
Axe Cop
"you need a little bit of a good guy. A little bit of flute guy."
Axe Cop
"Guards, grab him!"
Axe Cop
"Huh? Flute Cop's in trouble."
Axe Cop
"Well, hello."
Axe Cop
"was prone to turning on their masters."
Axe Cop
"My dear sir, I hope you understand"
Axe Cop
"Loyal bad guy people, kill Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"You forgot the most important thing:"
Axe Cop
"Bad guy plant people..."
Axe Cop
"- Yeah, I'm free to go! - Wrong!"
Axe Cop
"You're free to die."
Axe Cop
"Watch out!"
Axe Cop
"Ice Viking horns freeze acid goo."
Axe Cop
"Sven, Svoren, Svaaren, Vjorgen,"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, you've broken every normal cop rule in the book."
Axe Cop
"and saved everybody."
Axe Cop
"Be that as it may, the normal cop rules are as follows:"
Axe Cop
"only use a gun, no going back in time,"
Axe Cop
"no inviting Ice Vikings to our time and absolutely no axes!"
Axe Cop
"One day, at the scene of the fire,"
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became... Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"I will chop your heads off!"
Axe Cop
"The new fish is Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"Take a look around. Tell me what you see."
Axe Cop
"- Bad guys. - Right. Shoo."
Axe Cop
"Have fun, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"Hey, I'm free! I'm free!"
Axe Cop
"I'm so sorry this is taking so long."
Axe Cop
"get you out of here before you can finish the alphabet."
Axe Cop
"- I'm never leaving here. - Axe Cop, don't give up so soon."
Axe Cop
"I know it seems bleak, but we're pooling all our money"
Axe Cop
"to get you out."
Axe Cop
"Monday is gym day."
Axe Cop
"The bad guys get to exercise and I chop their heads off."
Axe Cop
"Tuesday is movie day."
Axe Cop
"Wednesday is game day."
Axe Cop
"- Duck, duck... - The bad guys get to play games..."
Axe Cop
"Yes, the Warden loves it."
Axe Cop
"He does? I don't know, Axe Cop,"
Axe Cop
"something about this sounds really suspicious."
Axe Cop
"What's wrong with you, Greg? If we damage these heads"
Axe Cop
"we're gonna end up in one of these crates."
Axe Cop
"Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you, man."
Axe Cop
"Yeah, let's go get some mops and clean this mess up."
Axe Cop
"- Load 'em up! - Oh!"
Axe Cop
"We got truckloads of new bad guys coming in tomorrow,"
Axe Cop
"What the heck?"
Axe Cop
"Oh, no. They're growing bad guys."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop's loyal partner."
Axe Cop
"Now? Uh, okay."
Axe Cop
"no one knows if he's gonna be a good guy or a bad guy."
Axe Cop
"Why would you need to grow so many bad guys?"
Axe Cop
"For the money, you fool."
Axe Cop
"Oh, that's too bad."
Axe Cop
"I guess it was all just a waste of time then."
Axe Cop
"- You don't say? - To make the perfect bad guy,"
Axe Cop
"Supposedly my last crop of bad guys"
Axe Cop
"Today, I am proud to announce we are the first"
Axe Cop
"and only bad guys greenery to fertilize their product"
Axe Cop
"with the rare loyalty gene"
Axe Cop
"- Bad guy, how are you feeling? - Loyal."
Axe Cop
"To be a great bad guy you need a little good guy inside you."
Axe Cop
"I will open the bidding for bad guy army at... $1."
Axe Cop
"- $5. - I bid $10."
Axe Cop
"- $10 to the man in the hat. - I bid $200."
Axe Cop
"- that every bid is taken very seriously. - I'm always serious."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop?"
Axe Cop
"A live demonstration."
Axe Cop
"No."
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop is only loyal to me,"
Axe Cop
"You are mad!"
Axe Cop
"The evil Warden's head; going once, going twice!"
Axe Cop
"And chopped by the gentleman with the axe."
Axe Cop
"Well, I guess we should start rehabilitating"
Axe Cop
"these bad guy plants into contributing members of society."
Axe Cop
"Kill each other."
Axe Cop
"I've got to get back to prison. It's Friday."
Axe Cop
"And on Friday, it's parole hearing day."
Axe Cop
"Parole is granted. Congratulations, you are free to go."
Axe Cop
"Viking Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Hey, look!"
Axe Cop
"the one and only Axe Cop, here in my prison."
Axe Cop
"Bad guys with their heads still on."
Axe Cop
"Please don't tell the missus."
Axe Cop
"- Shh... Chop! - ...and I chop their heads off."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, does the Warden know you're doing this?"
Axe Cop
"- Hey, visiting hours are over. - Bye."
Axe Cop
"What are these guys doing with all of these?"
Axe Cop
"What I've done here is taken that uncertainty and crushed it."
Axe Cop
"For every one bad guy's head I plant, I can grow a thousand"
Axe Cop
"I'll auction my bad guys army off to the highest bidder,"
Axe Cop
"and he can do with them whatever he wishes."
Axe Cop
"And the best part is, Axe Cop is helping me to do it."
Axe Cop
"Wexter!"
Axe Cop
"Allow me to demonstrate."
Axe Cop
"What? Why are you not killing Axe Cop?"
Axe Cop
"and now so are your bad guy plant people."
Axe Cop
"No! No! You are ruin everything!"
Axe Cop
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