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Clips from King of the Hill - Bills Are Made to Be Broken (S04E04)

"our Sports Jock and Chad question of the day."
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"Who currently holds that record--"
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"and here's the tricky part--"
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"what position did he play?"
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"Winner gets a Sports Jock T-shirt"
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"and dinner for two at the Arroyo."
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"YO, MAN, DANG OL' BILL DAUTERIVE."
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"MAN... DANG OL' OFFENSIVE LINEMAN."
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"IF RICKY TIES MY RECORD."
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"I'M GOING TO THE LITTLE LINEMAN'S ROOM NOW."
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"SHOULD WE ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS"
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"WELL, HE SEEMS OKAY..."
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"Announcer: Interception!"
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"FOCUS ME, HANK! IT'S RICKY!"
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"HE'S GOING TO TAKE IT BACK"
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"ALL THE WAY!"
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"Announcer: That ties the record for career touchdowns"
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"currently held by class of '74's Bill Dauterive"
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"who's here in the stands tonight!"
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"Let's give them both a hand."
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"( cheering ) HEY."
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"Hank: WELL, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BILL."
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"NOW, I'VE NEVER DONE A RADIO INTERVIEW BEFORE"
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"BUT HARDLY A WEEK GOES BY"
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"THAT I DON'T DO A TELEPHONE SURVEY"
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"ABOUT MY LONG DISTANCE SERVICE."
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"UH, BILL, I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS"
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"BUT THIS IS THE SPORTS JOCK AND CHAD."
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"EXCUSE ME."
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"( retching )"
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"( continues retching )"
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"MAYBE I NEED A MINT."
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"HELLO, CHAD."
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"( electronic feedback )"
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"Chad: Hey, hold on, we've got a little feedback here."
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"Is your radio on, Bill?"
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"SAY NO! SAY NO!"
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"Sports Jock: Hell, it would just tear me up"
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"if some young buck"
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"was about to get my record."
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"Some folks drink, but I find what's best for what ails me"
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"is to head on down to the Arroyo Diner"
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"for their delicious chicken-fried steak"
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"Mmm, that is uptown."
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"But let's get back to Bill."
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"I like the yam biscuits."
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"Uh, Bill, our listeners want to hear about your record."
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"OH, YEAH."
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"( clears throat )"
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"IT WAS NINETEEN AND SEVENTY-FOUR"
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"AND WE WERE PLAYING THE WAHATCHEE COWBOYS."
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"THE BALL WAS ON THE THREE-YARD LINE"
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"WITH FIVE SECONDS LEFT."
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"WE NEEDED A TOUCHDOWN TO WIN"
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"THE BILLDOZER!"
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"( all imitating revving engine )"
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"YEP, CHIPPED MY SPINE ON THAT PLAY."
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"Announcer: Ricky Suggs gets the handoff."
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"Oh!"
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"WHO WAS HAPPY ABOUT RICKY BEING HURT."
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"SHE SAID IT."
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"DOCTORS SAY I'M OUT FOR THE SEASON."
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"A DOCTOR TOLD ME I MIGHT NOT WALK AGAIN."
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"WELL, NOT ONLY AM I WALKING"
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"I HEAR HIS MARRIAGE HAS GONE SOUTH, TOO."
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"Chad: That Bennett boy's a hoss, all right"
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"Sports Jock: Oh, yeah, he can play football."
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"Back in action! This Friday!"
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"Funk & Wagnall!"
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"ONLY RICKY AND I KNOW HOW TOUGH IT IS"
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"HE WON'T LET ANYTHING STAND IN HIS WAY."
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"AND EMBOLISM, EVEN DETACHED RETINA."
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"IT SOUNDED SCARY, BUT WHEN YOU SMELL THE GOAL LINE"
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"THEY'RE ONLY WORDS."
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"JUST... WORDS."
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"WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A HURRY"
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"WHEN RICKY SUGGS CROSSES THAT GOAL LINE."
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"HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO DALE?"
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"YOU BOTH THINK BILL WILL BE DEPRESSED."
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"WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I AM IMPRESSED"
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"WITH SPORTSMANSHIP AND DIGNITY."
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"GO WITH THESE SHORT PANTS?"
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"YOU THE MAN!"
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"YOU THE MAN!"
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"Announcer: And Arlen has a first and goal!"
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"It's Ricky Suggs coming in to break the record"
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"for most career touchdowns!"
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"( crowd cheering) Hank: WHAT A COMPETITOR."
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"HE CAN BARELY WALK."
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"IF THAT BOY DOESN'T MAKE IT IN THE NFL"
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"PENDING MR. STRICKLAND'S APPROVAL."
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"HUP. HIKE."
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"THANKS."
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"( crowd cheering ) WHAT THE...?"
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"NOBODY'S TRYING TO TACKLE HIM."
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"WHA... WHA... WHA...?"
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"Announcer: Ricky Suggs!"
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"The new touchdown record holder!"
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"Too much!"
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"Announcer: Now that Ricky has broken the record"
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"Arlen will allow Hentoff to score a makeup touchdown."
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"I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE--"
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"AND THE SCHOOL BOARD."
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"FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF THE TROPHY BALL."
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"WELL... UH..."
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"( stammering unintelligibly )"
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"SAID, "YEP.""
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"EVERYBODY SEEMED REAL HAPPY ABOUT RICKY BREAKING THE RECORD."
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"YO, MAN, IS DANG OL' 6:00 SHARP, MAN"
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"ON THE DANG OL' SPORTS JOCK AND CHAD."
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"Sports Jock: Now, don't go saying the Sports Jock"
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"should be fitted for a skirt and some of them"
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"pretty hoop earrings, but I got a tear in my eye last night"
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"Chad: Mm-hmm."
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"WHAT?! THE SPORTS JOCK MAYBE, BUT CHAD?"
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"( sighs )"
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"COME ON. ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO SAY"
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"WHAT WE ALL BETTER BE THINKING?"
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"IT'S AN... OUTRAGE?"
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"I AM OUTRAGED!"
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