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Clips from NewsRadio - Planbee (S04E04)

"so we can all be happy employees at just the best radio station around."
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"Do I look like the kind of person who would do that?"
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"Yes. That is exactly what I am."
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"Mm-hmm. Good guess, you."
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"Excuse me. Exactly what do you mean by "smooth out the rough edges"?"
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"Oh, you must be Catherine or Beth or Lisa. Okay, does anybody have any other questions?"
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"Plan "B" isn't a plan at all--"
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"It's a witch hunt."
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"Now, that is-- that is just silly."
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"Well, if you're lookin' for a witch, Beth's your woman."
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"Look how she dresses."
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"Mr. James, can I speak to you in my office, please?"
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"Why? So you can tell me it's a bad idea,"
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"that you hate this woman who has the power to fire you..."
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"even though you don't even know her? [ Laughs ] No."
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"No."
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"Um, sir, uh, where are you going?"
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"Dave, please. You don't drop a piranha in the kiddie pool..."
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"You have to admit, things have gotten pretty darn inefficient around here lately."
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"Being inefficient and you bein' lonely, they're not the same thing."
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"Okay, but it was, like, months ago."
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"My only goal in being here, really,"
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"is to get this place fine-tuned and back on the road to success."
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"Excellent. [ Giggles ] Great. Oh, this is gonna be fun."
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"I can virtually feel it."
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"- Oh, great, 'cause I got a fun feeling too. - Uh! Well, join the club."
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"Plan Andrea what we're made of."
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"Lisa, Matthew's the one who's gonna get fired."
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"- [ Beth ] Joe's right. - Hello?"
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"Oh, come on. I think that you guys are jumping to conclusions here."
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"be careful of the wall 'cause there's, like, wet paint."
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"I'm startin' to feel like Jackie Rubinson playing for the Sacramento Bumwads."
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"I assume you've worked with a teleprompter before."
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"Well, why don't we get you into makeup and how 'bout I show you the way?"
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"No need. I know my way around a television studio, friend."
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"Terrific."
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"- Matthew. - Who missed three days of work..."
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"because he thought one of his cats was on the verge of learning to speak?"
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"because he thought he was addicted to computer solitaire?"
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"So I figure the more productive and efficient we become,"
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"- Is that right? - Uh, sort of."
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"Okay, well, when do we start, 'cause I am raring to go!"
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"Oh, great. Actually, today I'm just gonna be observing, so--"
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"What do you find more efficient, brushing your teeth in your day clothes or in your pajamas?"
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"I don't understand the question."
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"I think p.j.'s, 'cause if you get toothpaste on your day clothes, you're screwed."
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"Great. Um, so, don't let me distract you..."
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"'cause I'm sure you just have tons of work to do."
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"Not really. What are you workin' on there?"
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"Oh, just-- Oh, well. Look. You got somethin' on your sleeve."
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"Messy stuff, that paint. Yeah."
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"This is, like, the second shirt I've ruined today."
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"I'll wipe that for you, please. Oh, no."
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"I need your help, okay?"
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"Lisa wants you to help her with some reports."
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"Oh, Matthew, you make me laugh so much."
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"Matthew. What? What? What's goin' on?"
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"in front of the efficiency expert, okay?"
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"Do you have a blouse I could borrow? [ Indistinct ]"
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"Hi. Mind if I observe? Hi. No."
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"the standard Matthew Brock once-over and then shoot it on over to Dave?"
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"Probably not. I mean, I could give it a try, but good luck."
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"[ Laughs ] Oh, you have computer solitaire on this one, don't you?"
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"Thanks a bunch. Hey, maybe we should let him work his magic, huh?"
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"Actually, nothing goes on here without his go-ahead. Really?"
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"Yeah. Now, isn't that usually the news director's job?"
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"Oh, yeah. Well, Dave helps,"
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"you know, but when you have an incredible resource like Matthew,"
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"Do you know--"
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"Do you know that I have always thought..."
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"that efficiency was a really interesting field of inquiry?"
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"What are you allergic to?"
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"Wow, that Matthew works fast. Yes, his alacrity is matched only by his thoroughness."
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"You know, that is a very articulate way of putting it."
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"Oh. Oh, gee. You just press the button."
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"Oh! Oh, well, this I gotta see! Oh!"
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"Uh, what's going on out here?"
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"I think we just saved Matthew's job. Leave that to me, all right?"
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"Hot computer, comin' through!"
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"are eavesdropping on us,"
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"Knocked 'em flat on their asses. [ Chuckles ]"
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"We laughed and laughed. Sounds like those girls have a good sense of humor."
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"Well, not them. Joe and I laughed."
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"How's that? A wise man once said..."
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"Then again, another wise man said if you can get more money, screw your friends."
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"You're very lucky to have found a place where you fit in."
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"Of course they do, but other people will love me as well, right?"
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"Just do the makeup."
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"Tommy?"
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"My name's Carl."
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"Of course it is. I was just kiddin' ya, Carl."
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"Join us for lunch. Come on."
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"Come on! Come on, Carl."
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"Hey, when was the last time, you know,"
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"we all got together and sat down and had lunch, huh?"
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"Everybody, you know Carl. He's gonna join us for lunch today."
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"[ All ] Hey, Carl. Hey."
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"Hey. Ah, where were we? Oh, right."
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"I know, but these are desperate times and they call for difficult decisions to be made."
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"Well, there they are."
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"A great group, for the most part. So where's Bill?"
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"Just asking. Uh-huh. All right."
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"And, of course, Lisa."
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"Joe-- Well, without Joe everything would just break down around here,"
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"and besides, he's in a union, so don't even think it."
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"Beth, the glue that holds it all together."
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"Then there's Carl."
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"Oh, gee, it says here he's an accountant."
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"An accountant who seems to prefer pretending to be an engineer to minding the books."
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"Okay, okay. Let's go back."
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"Matthew?"
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"He's absolutely essential."
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"Genius level I.Q. and instincts like I've never seen before."
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"and I, for one, can't blame him for not liking Carl."
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"Hmm. So, now, Matthew and Lisa basically do the same job."
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"Strike three for Carl, I guess."
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"So it seems like Matthew could do all the reporting himself."
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"Oh, I'm sure he probably could, yeah. Oh, great."
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"Lisa has to go. No, fire Matthew--"
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"In Albany today, State Assemblyman Bruce Sparks..."
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