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Clips from American Dad! - Shallow Vows (S05E05)

"He's done!"
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"- [Door Opens] - Come on, Stan."
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"I don't want to be a provider!"
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"[Moaning]"
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"I had no budget left. I went to the party store..."
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"[Man] Can we get more garlic bread?"
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"I'll spread them out over here in the sun. Help yourselves."
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"Our policy is not to throw rice. It's bad for the birds."
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"I notice you let out little farts all the time. It's cute."
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"Alzheimer's runs in my family."
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"I was keeping it in a cooler so the chocolate chips wouldn't melt..."
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"No. I left the cages open."
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"- I'm gonna slap your big, round ass. - Damn right you are!"
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"I'll be paying with a combination of change, check, and the value of this dance."
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"You kids bought the gift?"
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"I'm ready to renew our vows."
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"I love you, Francine, and I didn't want to lose you, but I can't get past your looks."
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"Let's see. What kind of job can an ugly person do?"
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"I'm sure she's on her way. She's only three hours late."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"No, she's not fine. That's the problem. Can't stand the sight of her."
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"- [Door Slams] - I can't believe what Stan did!"
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"My eyes were getting me into trouble, so I had the C. I.A. take my retinas out."
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"Whoa, whoa! Francine, be careful."
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"Needle and thread. Band-Aids for sore heels."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"Oh, another joke. Shut up, Stan. You're too funny."
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"That is a strong woman."
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"Tell me your dreams. Where do you park when you go to the airport?"
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"He does. He totally does. On with the show. We'll meet you at the altar."
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"Just like before, you won't see each other for two weeks."
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"[Screams, Groaning]"
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"A little mouse could wear it for a hat."
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"- There was nothing else? - Nope."
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"W-What he means is, your beauty emanates from within."
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"- These porcelain thimbles. - We'll take them."
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"Haaaa... lo!"
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"I could get in a lot of trouble."
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"If after 20 years of marriage you can find nothing more to love about me than my looks..."
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"[Spits]"
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"## [Piano]"
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"Alex Trebek, a chamomile tea and a chapter of Little Women, and I'm out by 8:15."
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"- [Video Game Noises] - [Boy] Number 42!"
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"I got two light beers."
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