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Clips from Friends - The One with All the Rugby (S04E04)

"Okay, okay, okay, should I be scared?"
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"I know that switch has gotta do something. So I went to City Hall and I got these."
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"All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours."
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"Wow. If only more people knew."
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"You know, you really didn't have to take me to the airport."
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"Oh, please. Every moment is precious."
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"Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with your luggage."
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"And your friends don't seem to care very much that you're leaving."
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"Well, we're not really that close."
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"JANICE: Oh, no, no."
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"It's not goodbye. I'm not leaving until you get on that plane."
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"Okay, well, I guess it's just "wait here," then."
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"Hi. I need a fake ticket to Yemen."
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"- One ticket to Yemen? - Oh, no, no, no."
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"I just need a pretend ticket."
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"I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand."
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"What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?"
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"Are you traveling with a child?"
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"No."
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"Oh. She's gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card."
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"But what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card."
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"Uh, sir, a ticket to Yemen is $2100, and we don't take library cards."
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"What's the matter? Is something wrong?"
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"American Express?"
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"LIAM: Ross!"
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"[ALL GRUNTING]"
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"[ROSS SCREAMS]"
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"- Oh. - Ah."
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"I can't believe they're doing that to him. I told them to go easy on him."
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"No offense, but sometimes it's hard to understand you..."
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"...you know, with the accent, so..."
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"[BLOWS WHISTLE]"
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"- That's just halftime. There's more of this. - Oh."
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"PHOEBE: Hey."
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"Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game."
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"- Right. - Do me a favor? Grab me a bottle of water?"
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"- Yeah. - Thanks."
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"- I think I'm dying. I really do. - Oh, poor baby."
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"Tell my son that I love him."
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"Ross, they are killing you out there."
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"What? No. No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross."
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"Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross."
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"All right. If you insist on doing this, at least let me help you."
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"That's not what I was saying."
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"I just might know a few things that could help you inflict some pain."
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"- I like that. - Yeah? Listen closely."
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"- Devon has got a weak ankle. - Huh?"
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"EMILY: One swift kick and he'll back off."
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"All right, bad ankle. Got it."
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"- He's got a trick hip. - Ha, ha."
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"Yeah. And David over there, I heard that he doesn't wear a cup."
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"And Liam. Liam's got bad knees."
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"But Liam's on my team."
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"- I don't care. You just get him. - Go get him."
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"Okay. I am going back in."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Red Ross. Yeah."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"What are these?"
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"Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up."
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"I know that there's no hole there. I just really like that picture."
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"RACHEL: Oh, my God. Look at this."
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"I thought if I could follow the wire, I could find out what it did."
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"- And did you? - No."
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"It disappears back behind that baseboard."
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"For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs."
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"[GASPS]"
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"But it didn't."
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"- Say hello to Mrs. Catrokis. RACHEL: Oh, my God."
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"WOMAN: Hello, darling. RACHEL: Hello, Mrs. Catrokis."
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"Are you sure you don't wanna go see a doctor?"
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"Oh, no, that'll just bring me down."
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"This was great. I mean, I was great. This was a great day."
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"You know what? I'm buying everyone coffee."
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"Someone just grab my wallet. It's in my pocket."
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"- Yeah, sure. - No, not you."
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"Okay."
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"- Okay. - Ooh, ice, yeah. I'm so in the mood for ice."
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"[ROSS GRUNTING]"
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"- You were amazing out there. - Oh."
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"- I kind of was, wasn't I? - Oh, my God."
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"I made a man twice my size cry."
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"I mean, I haven't done that since I was 4 and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks."
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"You really enjoyed yourself, didn't you?"
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"Please, are you kidding? I hurt three huge men."
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"I mean, I'm not proud of it..."
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"...but I really am."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"And it's all because of you."
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"- Yeah. Wonderful, amazing you. - I think you've got a concussion."
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"No, no, I'm serious. Thank you."
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"[ROSS SQUEAKS]"
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"- I'm sorry. Did that hurt you? - It's worth the pain."
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"You know what? You know what? It's not."
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"WOMAN [OVER PA]: This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen."
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"Well, I guess I gotta go."
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"Oh. My Bing-a-ling."
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"Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel."
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"Oh. Well, I'll write you every day."
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"15 Yemen Road, Yemen."
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"Okay. Goodbye."
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"- Chandler? CHANDLER: No."
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"Chandler."
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"Janice. There you are. There you are. I had to have one last kiss."
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"And also, also, you said you were gonna leave right after I got on the plane."
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"No. No. I wanna see you take off."
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"I'm going to Yemen."
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"When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?"
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"All right. The super couldn't figure out what it did."
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"The $200-an-hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did."
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"I've had seven pretty serious shocks."
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"It does nothing."
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"See?"
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"I'm doing it. I am totally doing it."
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"[CROWD CHATTERING ON TV]"
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"I lost it."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"[ALL CHUCKLE]"
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"Heh. Well, we didn't have freedom here until 1776 either, so..."
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"But I do know it's sometime tomorrow."
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