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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - Opposite Day (S01E01)

"Company!"
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"It's Patrick."
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"( whimpers )"
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"( wailing )"
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"( bawling )"
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"Patrick, you're not really not my friend."
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"It's just Opposite Day."
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"Opposite Day?"
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"You have?"
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"No! What is it?"
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"Well, whatever you normally do,"
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"( straining )"
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"( still straining )"
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"Patrick!"
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"Patrick, breathe!"
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"Meow."
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"( speaking backwards )"
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"( laughing )"
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"Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob."
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"Opposite Day."
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"SpongeBob, what are you...?"
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"Ah, isn't Opposite Day... terrible?"
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"( laughs )"
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"I'll never sell this house."
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"PATRICK: Isn't it beautiful?"
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"On Opposite Day it is."
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"( rumbling )"
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"which made Squidward clean my yard,"
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"which means filth is clean."
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"That means Squidward's really making my yard a wreck,"
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"l must be the opposite of SpongeBob by being..."
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"( in Squidward's voice ): ... Squidward."
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"Hey..."
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"I want to be opposite, too."
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"Yeah, finally!"
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"♪ I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward ♪"
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"( in Squidward's voice ): You have to act like him, too."
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"( in SpongeBob's voice ): Now you try."
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"♪ I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. ♪"
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"♪ I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. ♪"
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"Hello, Mist..."
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"uh, Mr. Tentacles?"
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"Now, if you want the sale to go through,"
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"The floor creaks, the roof leaks."
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"Please, let me finish."
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"The winters are harsh."
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"The summers are brutal."
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"Now, would you care"
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"Well, I-I'm not sure"
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"And here's the worst room in the house: my gallery."
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"Thank you. ( screams )"
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"I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Squidward."
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"Ah, well, that's done."
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"At least SpongeBob has been quiet."
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"Okay, I really don't want to hear another one."
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"( tooting )"
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"( tooting )"
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"Oh, oh, I am so sorry, ma'am."
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"haven't harmed you in any way."
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"Who are you?"
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"What kind of fool do you take me for?"
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"He's Squidward? He's Squidward?"
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"You're Squidward?"
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"Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?"
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"I'm out of here."
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"What about my house?"
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"if you were the last Squidward on earth!"
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"Wait!"
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"No, no, no! ( grunting )"
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"Please sell my house."
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"BOTH: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward."
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"( yelling )"
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"Patrick, you ever feel"
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"Huh? ( jabbering stops )"
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"( blows noisemaker )"
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"I can sell your home in a heartbeat."
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"See you then."
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"( loud, noisy music playing ) ( yells )"
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"Boy, have you been missing out."
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"Does everybody know about Opposite Day?"
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"Opposite, opposite."
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"( meows )"
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"Patrick. Go away!"
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"Let me show you how to do it... the wrong way."
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"Nope."
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"( laughing )"
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"Oop, I mean, good-bye, Squidward."
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"But the opposite of clean is filth,"
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"SPONGEBOB: Wait."
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"Okay. ( inhales )"
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"BOTH: ♪ I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward ♪"
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"Oh, my."
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"There's a terrible draft."
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"Nonsense."
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"I won't take no for an answer."
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"You're both Squidward?"
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"I really don't want to hear more, thank you."
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"Why, I'm Squidward."
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"We hate you."
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"( bell dings )"
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"♪ Happy, happy birthday! ♪"
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"Oh, I get it."
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"( exhales loudly )"
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"If the real estate agent sees that mess,"
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"which means he's SpongeBob."
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"Boy, oh, boy, do I like playing the clarinet."
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"but I never get any better."
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"( in Squidward's voice ): l'd love to."
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"( honking laughter )"
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"because I want to move as soon as possible."
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"No problem... as long as it's not infested with nematodes"
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"Why don't you get a jump on it?"
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"Not that opposite."
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"Meow."
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"l-I hope these two barnacle-heads"
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"( in Squidward's voice ): Meow."
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"What drum?"
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"SpongeBob doesn't like me anymore!"
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"( door slams )"
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"( banging and whistling )"
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