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Clips from Friends - The One with the List (S02E02)

"- I'm sorry? - Macholate."
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"It's a synthetic chocolate substitute."
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"Go ahead, try a piece."
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"I love how it crumbles."
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"- You see, chocolate doesn't do that. - No, ma'am."
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"We should be getting our FDA approval any day now."
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"Hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving."
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"The way we see it, chocolate dominates..."
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"...your major food-preparation holidays. Easter, Christmas, what have you."
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"But given the right marketing..."
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"Aren't you gonna swallow that?"
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"Just waiting for it to stop bubbling."
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"Isn't that great?"
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"...we're looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving recipes."
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"Abso..."
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"...- lutely!"
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"I love creating recipes, I love Thanksgiving, and now..."
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"...I love Macholate."
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"Really?"
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"Especially that aftertaste. I tell you..."
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"...that'll last you till Christmas."
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"It's not..."
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"...very Thanksgiving-y."
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"How about Pilgrim Macholate mousse?"
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"What makes it Pilgrim?"
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"No, I'm sorry."
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"Why didn't he call?"
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"He's gonna stay with Julie."
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"He's gonna stay with her and she'll be:"
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""Hi, I'm Julie. Ross picked me."
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"We'll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!""
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"No offense, but that sounds nothing like her."
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"What am I gonna do? This is like a complete nightmare!"
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"...and my diamond shoes are too tight!""
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"Ross, listen. I got two words for you:"
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"You still have another word if you wanna use it."
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"Let's get logical about this. We'll make a list."
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""Rachel and Julie: Pros and Cons.""
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"We'll put their names in different fonts..."
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"...and I can use different colors for each column."
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"No, Amish boy."
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"Let's start with the cons because they're more fun."
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"I don't know."
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"I mean..."
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"All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes."
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"I guess, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know?"
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"And I've seen her be a little too into her looks."
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"And Julie and I have a lot in common..."
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"...because we're both paleontologists, right?"
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"But Rachel's just a waitress."
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"Got it. You guys want to play Doom?"
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"What else?"
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"I don't know."
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"Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby."
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"What's wrong with her?"
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"This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholate-chip cookies."
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"Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!"
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"I pressed that button, like, 100 times."
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"For a hotline, you're not so hot."
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"What is that in the background?"
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"Are you watching Star Trek?"
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"It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me."
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"Where you going?"
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"...from Julie's."
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"No, no."
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"It's not what you think."
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"It's the other thing."
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"Well, go hug her, for God's sakes!"
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"Really?"
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"- This is really good. - I know. I know."
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"It's almost..."
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"What do you say we take a walk? Just us. Not them."
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"- Let me get my coat. - Okay. No, hey!"
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"He's going to get my coat. He's going to get my coat, Joey!"
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"- What's that? - What? Nothing!"
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"- I saw my name. What is it? - No, no, see? See?"
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"Let me see!"
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"Chandler wrote something about me and won't let me see."
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"Because isn't that..."
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"And I'm in it? Let me read it."
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"No!"
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""It was summer."
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"And it was hot."
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"Rachel was there."
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"A lonely gray couch."
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"'Oh, look! ' cried Ned."
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"And the kingdom was his forever. The end!""
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"That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the world!"
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"This isn't funny anymore."
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"No, you don't."
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"All right, fine. If you guys want to be children, that's fine."
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"That is..."
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""Kind of ditzy"?"
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""Too into her looks"?"
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""Spoiled"?"
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"A little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little," the idiot!"
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"I mean, as opposed to..."
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""She's not Rachem"?"
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"What the hell's a Rachem?"
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"Is that a stupid paleontology word..."
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"...I wouldn't know, because I'm just a waitress?"
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"It's "She's not Rachel"!"
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"She's not..."
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"That's true. You'd be a great person to have around after an emergency."
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"- I know. - What a dinkus!"
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"Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea."
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"Oh, good. I was hoping that would come up."
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"This was your idea?"
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"Let's get some perspective here. These things happen for a reason."
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"Yeah. You!"
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"Pheebs, back me up. You believe in that karma crap, don't you?"
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"By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle."
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"Hey! Open up! Please?"
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"When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means, "Go away.""
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"It doesn't mean, "Climb up the fire escape.""
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"I just want to read you your "Pro List.""
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"Not interested."
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""Number one: The way you cry at game shows."
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"Number two: How much you love your friends."
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"Number three: The way you play with your hair when you're nervous."
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