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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #2.10 (S02E02)

"A certain gleam in the eye indicating a sharp acumen."
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"We found a message saying one of our parents survived."
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"You told Olaf it was true."
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"I'm sorry. I only said that to keep him here."
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"But if Jacques believed that there was a survivor,"
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"then it must be true. His research is never wrong."
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"The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations."
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"Jacques told me headquarters is on this map,"
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"- but it doesn't seem to be marked. - May I see it?"
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"Markings on maps are like codes."
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"Look, the Valley of the Four Drafts. VFD."
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"Just a stain where Jacques must have accidentally spilled coffee."
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"Maybe it wasn't an accident. Headquarters might have a secret way of marking it."
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"I think the stain is the headquarters."
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"We have to get there."
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"We're stranded till the previous Madame Lulu gets back."
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"They do, but they don't run. The radiator keeps overheating."
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"That sounds like a fan belt problem."
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"You need to transmit torque from the engine to cool the radiator."
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"Then we'll leave first thing tomorrow."
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"I'll pack my library and food for the journey."
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"I can keep Olaf distracted until then."
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"And I promise, if one of your parents really is alive, we'll find them, too."
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"There was a schism. You know what that means?"
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"A division between members of the same organization."
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"[Olaf] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for an interruption!"
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"[babbles]"
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"if you're in the men's room, wash your hands and come on out!"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"Right this way, folks."
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"[breathing heavily] How do we look?"
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"[sighs] Your ribbon."
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"Okay."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, freaks and normal people,"
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"a brand-new attraction at Caligari Carnival."
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"[Olaf] It is good news."
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"Who here is familiar with the ancient art of sorcer-enary?"
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"Wait. Of sorcer-generarry?"
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"That's not that impressive. Maybe if it was doves."
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"Really?"
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"Darling, you're scaring him."
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"All right."
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"That's a little impressive."
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"You know what's a lot impressive?"
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"More impressive than 17 scarves and a dead dove?"
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"Behold!"
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"[all gasp]"
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"A pit of starving lions!"
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"[roaring]"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very special surprise for you."
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"- That's not a surprise. - Everybody knows that."
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"But these lions have not been given any meat."
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"Not a single drop of food. They're starving."
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"and we will watch as the lions devour them."
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"[roars]"
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"You can tell a lot about a person"
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"from their reaction to the news that someone will be eaten by lions."
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"while another person might have to pretend to be gleeful,"
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"Finally, some people might be horrified, but still manage to spot something useful."
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"Something long and starchy, designed to enhance certain sauces,"
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"- You've got a solution. - [whispering] The tagliatelle grande."
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"coconut milk and water chestnut."
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"[Kevin] Chabo grated ginger with her teeth."
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"If she wasn't a freak, she could be an excellent chef."
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"[as Beverly] She's gonna be an excellent chef."
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"Not if she's eaten by lions."
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"I am not crazy about this devouring plan."
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"Everybody loves violence."
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"Especially when combined with sloppy eating."
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"There are better things to do than get eaten."
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"Y'all never know when an opportunity will knock."
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"- [knocking at door] - [Esmé] Open up."
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"It's not often a normal person wants to talk to us."
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"We'll be good. I won't bend into a single strange position."
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"I'll only use my left hand. No, wait. My right... My left."
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"and as you can see from my gown, I love freaks."
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"- That's so nice of you. - Yes, it is."
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"I had this gown made to show how much I love them."
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"and this creepy little face is like I have two heads."
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"You look very freakish."
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"I'm not really a freak. I'm a normal person."
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"I admire you so much, I consider you more than employees at a carnival."
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"I consider you to be some of my closest friends."
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"I'd rather be with you than with the finest people."
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"Wow. I've never had a normal person call me a friend."
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"Well, that's what you are. You're all my freaky friends."
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"I have real tears in my eyes thinking about it."
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"[sighs] Close friend, don't be sad."
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"But I have an opportunity for you all that might make us all very, very happy."
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"Now that we split these logs and started this fire like you asked,"
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"what's this opportunity?"
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"I am offering you the chance to quit your jobs at the House of Freaks,"
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"Count Olaf doesn't care whether you're hideously freakish or normal,"
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"as long as you obey his every whim beyond all reason."
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"Wow! What an opportunity!"
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"- No offense. - None taken."
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"If you're interested, all you have to do is one simple task."
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"- Okay, sounds good. - Did you just say..."
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"Olaf will choose one freak to jump into the pit."
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"But I want whomever is chosen to throw Madame Lulu in instead."
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"[stutters] You want us to murder Madame Lulu?"
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"Think of it as a dramatic exercise"
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"to show Count Olaf you're brave enough to join his troupe."
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"Just vicious and cruel."
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"The crowd wants to see someone eaten by lions."
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"I want Lulu thrown into the pit."
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"Tomorrow, one of you will have the exciting opportunity"
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"Oh, you'll understand when you're older. Hmm."
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"Maybe not you."
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"I just offered you a job, which was generous."
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"It is very generous, Ms. Squalor."
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"I just don't feel comfortable throwing Lulu to the lions."
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"I agree."
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"- Chabo, too. - I bet Chabo only half agrees."
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"I bet her wolf half can't wait to see Lulu get eaten."
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"- I'm excited. - Me, too."
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"I really want to join Olaf."
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"Maybe you can convince your two-headed coworkers."
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"People don't always get what they deserve."
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"And who knows that better than the two of you?"
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