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Clips from Veep - D.C. (S02E02)

"Boom, boom, pow."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow."
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"Just wanted you to know that up front."
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"- This is your fault. - No, no."
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"That was POTUS's problem."
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"I might show you around the West Wing."
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"I mean, it's very claustrophobic."
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"No, I am not plagiarizing Mike."
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"Time for us or do you mean time as a general concept?"
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"I just wanted to say that--"
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"But now I think it makes sense"
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"Yeah, that's what I-- you're not finished? Go ahead."
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"Loved it."
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"Oh, no, you don't. You want to be president."
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"A cloud of suspicion hangs over this administration."
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"Were there cover-ups? Lies?"
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"So what's POTUS's next move, Jonah?"
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"No, I just have a "don't ask don't tell" policy"
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"about the things that I know."
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"Or that I don't know."
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"Jonah, don't talk, don't stay."
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"You need to fuck off and go back to Westworld."
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"- But, ma'am-- - You need to fuck off."
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"- But, ma'am-- - I said fuck off."
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"- Three fucks, you're out. - Yes, ma'am."
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"Yeah. Uh, guys, everybody in my office, please."
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"Um, Gary, why don't you come sit here next to me?"
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"Okay."
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"I've already told Amy this,"
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"but I have something that I need to tell you all."
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"I've decided I'm not going to join POTUS"
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"in the next election. I'm gonna get out."
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"Yeah."
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"that I'm gonna leave in two years,"
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"four years after that."
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"So if you need to look for other jobs,"
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"then you need to be thinking about that."
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"I'm still digesting the information."
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"Well, your devotion to this job..."
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"- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. - ...it's just inspiring, Dan."
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"He's not getting a call. He's making a call, right?"
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"Hi. Yes."
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"Can you please tell Governor Chung"
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"that Dan Egan is ready for the Chung chat?"
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"Hi, Senator McKensie. How are you?"
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"You really think she'll go?"
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"God, that's such a shame."
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"No, it means I have absolutely nothing to do."
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"I meant for her."
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"that we could spend more time together."
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"Let's take it one day at a time."
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"Sweet Jesus."
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"Thank you so much for seeing me at such short notice, Mr. Davison."
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"Happy to, Miss Wilson."
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"I'm an ardent admirer of your efficiency and precision."
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"Oh, well, in that case, let's get right to it."
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"Excellent. I respect your brevity."
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"It's almost threatening."
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"Or should I say mentor Kosynski?"
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"The father figure my own dad was too weird and distant to be."
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"- Uh-huh. - That was really nice."
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"And I thought, yeah, that is something"
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"that I could do for the rest of my life."
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"Yeah, well, you know, I like sleep and newspapers"
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"- as much as the next person, but... - Right."
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"the rest of your life?"
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"- Yes, sir. - We are simpatico."
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"- We have a deal. - Pleasure doing business with you, sir."
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"Yes, yes. Justice Blackwell, how are you?"
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"- You fast? - Oh, yeah."
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"All right, let's get this over with ASAP."
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"It's not gonna be easy with this big, gangly"
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"piss flap over here who moves like--"
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"investigating the murder of a young black man."
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"Yeah, abso-- oh. Right behind you."
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"Hey, ma'am, you know you're gonna break"
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"the president's heart with this news."
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"But I can't, 'cause it's made of Jell-O."
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"Come on, you being veep is the best thing that's ever happened to America."
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"- Again? - Yeah."
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"Excuse me, Ben. Gonna go see the president."
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"Uh, no. No, you're not. He's canceled."
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"- until you told me to-- - Fuck off."
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"Are you finishing my sentence or are you telling me that again?"
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"Both."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Good. Go ahead."
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"Wow, you're fast."
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"Just wondering if you could use a top press guy."
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"Ha! I really don't have any need for you, Mike."
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"You're like a Viking stuck in time."
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"- I have excellent contacts. - Really?"
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"Very high up people, sir. Very high up."
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"Maybe you can hook me up with Charlize Theron."
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"No, I'm being serious, too. I'd like to fuck her."
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"No, we just all need new challenges."
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"We? What, is the whole team leaving?"
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"- No, no. No, sir. - Holy shit."
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"We had a fucking deal. I make Senate in two years,"
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"we run together as a team in six."
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"- That was the deal. - Why don't you fucking kill yourself, Will?"
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"if she was leaving the ticket,"
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"which I have not actually said she will."
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"Oh, fucking God, thank you for stopping."
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"how shitty you are at your job, you just proved it."
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"I have some very big news, ma'am."
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"Well, I have huge news."
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"POTUS knows how this is all going to end,"
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"so he drank the poisoned Kool-Aid"
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"from my very big, blue mug."
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"- Huh? - He isn't going to run again in two years."
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"Once the party leadership figures out he's not gonna run,"
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"So, um--"
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"so why didn't he tell me this? Why are you telling me this?"
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"Because he couldn't stomach the look-- like that,"
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"very quietly on the inside."
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"While in your mind you're doing pirouettes on his grave."
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"Oh, don't tell me you're not happy about this."
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"Well, it's not the job that's depressing."
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"I'm fine."
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