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Clips from Family Guy - Bigfat (S11E11)

"Like when a new Pope moves into the Vatican."
Family Guy
"but I'm still getting XVIII's mail."
Family Guy
"Yeah, no."
Family Guy
"No, he's not here anymore, this is XXIV."
Family Guy
"Yeah, no, I don't need Newsweek."
Family Guy
"No, I don't need National Geographic."
Family Guy
"Oh yeah, no, yeah, we'll-we'll hang on to Boys' Life."
Family Guy
"How do you do?"
Family Guy
"I'm Stan Smith."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm so glad everyone could make it."
Family Guy
"Stan, I need $50."
Family Guy
"What the hell kind of dog is that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, uh, that's our alien, Roger."
Family Guy
"He lives in our attic, but nobody can know."
Family Guy
"And don't tell anybody about our attic."
Family Guy
"(phone ringing)"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Hey, you're not gonna believe this."
Family Guy
"I'm over here with Joe, and he's got a space alien."
Family Guy
"(moaning)"
Family Guy
"Peter, wake up."
Family Guy
"You're having a nightmare."
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"Oh, Lois."
Family Guy
"Thank God, it was just a dream."
Family Guy
"Hey."
Family Guy
"Lois, what's that fat man doing in our bed?"
Family Guy
"Ugh, everybody's always commenting on my weight."
Family Guy
"This is why I almost died from anorexia."
Family Guy
"(monitor beeping)"
Family Guy
"You..."
Family Guy
"All right, I got the monkey bars all put together."
Family Guy
"they already got Al Qaedas all over them."
Family Guy
"Scat!"
Family Guy
"Man, they're gonna be so good"
Family Guy
"Wow, Quagmire, how did you build that part so fast?"
Family Guy
"I just followed the instructions."
Family Guy
"I couldn't find the English ones."
Family Guy
"These are in Latin and those stuffy"
Family Guy
"Ivy League professors won't help me."
Family Guy
"(laughing)"
Family Guy
"Nullum gratuitum prandium, eh, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah?"
Family Guy
"Nerds."
Family Guy
"No, I just read the back,"
Family Guy
"where it's printed in French."
Family Guy
"Sure, they love mein Fran."
Family Guy
"Oh, Quagmire, don't fall near ze mouse trap."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and French also comes in handy"
Family Guy
"I always wanted to go to Canada,"
Family Guy
"but then South Park went, so we couldn't go."
Family Guy
"Oh, man, you guys should come with me sometime."
Family Guy
"Montreal has the best strip clubs in the world."
Family Guy
"They do?"
Family Guy
"The girls up in Canada are gorgeous."
Family Guy
"that a Canadian strip club"
Family Guy
"♪ Nip nip here, nip nip there"
Family Guy
"♪ And a bevy of porno stars"
Family Guy
"♪ In Canadian nudie bars"
Family Guy
"♪ Dirty ho's put on shows"
Family Guy
"♪ Would they even dye their pubes ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ To match my hair?"
Family Guy
"♪ Color me there"
Family Guy
"♪ And tell them you're a friend of Bill Maher's ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ In Canadian nudie bars"
Family Guy
"♪ Ha"
Family Guy
"That sounds incredible!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, will you take us, Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"Please?"
Family Guy
"All right, let's do it!"
Family Guy
"But I don't want to get any crap"
Family Guy
"from your wives about me"
Family Guy
"taking you to a strip joint."
Family Guy
"Okay, sure. Yeah, no problem."
Family Guy
"Is it clear in your direction?"
Family Guy
"Yep."
Family Guy
"HOST: We now return to Stabbed in the Butt,"
Family Guy
"you get stabbed in the butt."
Family Guy
"All right, Bradley, here's your question."
Family Guy
"What is the atomic weight of nitrogen?"
Family Guy
"Stab him in the butt!"
Family Guy
"I'm leaving now."
Family Guy
"Peter, tell me again why you're going to Montreal?"
Family Guy
"Hey, do I give you the third degree"
Family Guy
"every time you go for one of those luxurious mammograms?"
Family Guy
"Dad, why can't we all go?"
Family Guy
"and round up all these rattlesnakes."
Family Guy
"(rattling)"
Family Guy
"(all screaming)"
Family Guy
"Bye."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys."
Family Guy
"How'd you swing that, Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"Hey, who's that?"
Family Guy
"He was also the world's foremost squid hunter."
Family Guy
"I've got a lot of big ideas, too,"
Family Guy
"Hey, Joe, I'm gonna go check out the john."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, have you seen this?"
Family Guy
"Geez, the synagogue button's almost worn out."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Joe, there's a man on the wing."
Family Guy
"Peter, there's no man on the wing."
Family Guy
"There is! I saw him!"
Family Guy
"Peter, stop being ridiculous."
Family Guy
"I'm telling you, lift up the shade."
Family Guy
"It's me."
Family Guy
"Peter, how the hell did you get out there?"
Family Guy
"We're losing altitude."
Family Guy
"Hang on, you guys; I don't know"
Family Guy
"Wow, from up here, everything looks"
Family Guy
"so huge and coming faster."
Family Guy
"Uh, what happened?"
Family Guy
"Wow."
Family Guy
"Still, you know, we saved so much trouble"
Family Guy
"not flying commercial, I think we came out ahead."
Family Guy
"Sure."
Family Guy
"If we went to Logan, that plane wouldn't crash"
Family Guy
"for another hour, at least."
Family Guy
"Oh, they made pretty good time."
Family Guy
"but not everyone likes to talk about planes"
Family Guy
"Well, we're out of cell phone range"
Family Guy
"This is not good."
Family Guy
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