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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six (S11E11)

"I know it's weird to sit in Santa's lap at our age,"
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"Let's hang around him and lower our status even more."
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"Right at the height of bullying season."
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"A cloaking device for dorks?"
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"who is that?"
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"Glasses, weak chin, bad posture."
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"He's mine."
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"Hey, new kid!"
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"Wah!"
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"Brutality."
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"Get real into art."
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"♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"H-how did you do that?"
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"I'm always saying that."
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"keeps getting me kicked out of school."
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"But I know which one the moon is."
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"No! We take karate at his dojo!"
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"Harder! Ai-ya!"
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"Angrier! Ai-ya!"
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"Oh, my God. He's telepathic!"
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"and I can't be bothered."
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"I don't know. Everyone has anger."
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"There it is."
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"Yes!"
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"Then use that and punch."
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"And you must hate that weak excuse for a mustache."
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"And I bet you're poor."
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"Lucky."
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"Punch this board!"
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"Let's just say I'm not ready to have guests."
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"And now we wait."
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"See, Francine, this is why I can't go piñata shopping."
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"Oh, Hayley, are you back to homeopathic deodorant?"
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"I haven't broken a sweat in a year."
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"Ooh! Yahtzee!"
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"This is nothing."
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"you want us fighting this soon?"
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"Punch! Aah!"
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"Don't apologize."
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"Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!"
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"Whoa."
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"In the words of Vice President Joe Biden,"
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""You do not have permission to use my name on your dojo.""
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"Oh, I'm gonna go sit with my karate friends."
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"You agreed with you, Steve."
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"You agreed."
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"You gonna let him"
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"A lizard!"
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"Well, go to class after that."
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"I got caught fighting twice today."
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"I feel like Sensei Tom is turning you"
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"all the time now."
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"I've always been angry."
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"and he's teaching me to use it."
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"Lonstein, you can't come in the office"
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"So listen, we have a three-strike policy"
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"So, uh, maybe you could tell him"
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"I lease a dojo. I sleep in a dojo."
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"I do my cooking and laundry in a dojo."
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"Is that some sort of ancient karate code?"
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"I know you took martial arts in your C.I.A. training,"
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"and I was wondering if you could teach me some."
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"so I can save our friendship."
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"Lesson one -- open your mind."
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"There are a lot of people with that last name"
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"Yep, the Smiths have a lot of friends."
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"that Dupont is like the French Smith?"
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"Hey, French Smith! Remember him?"
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"You've done it, Klaus."
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"You're once again an inside fish."
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"Ha ha!"
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"Sensei Tom."
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"Well, you technically live in yours."
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"because people who fight with anger are sloppy."
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"You're gonna fight with cold, calculating technique."
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"You're ready. Now make me four more."
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"But the tournament is in 20 minutes."
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"Don't worry about time. Let me worry about time."
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"Nothing can stop you, unless..."
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"No. I'm gonna kick your ass so we can be friends again."
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"Steve Smith versus Snot Lonstein."
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"I said that the day we moved in!"
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"you're still using my HBO Go password."
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""Water for Elephants" was on my "Recently Watched,""
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"and I didn't watch it."
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"We're only starting 20 minutes behind schedule!"
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"Steve, if you get in trouble out there, kiss him."
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"He'll like it. Now get out there!"
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"with my cold, calculating precision."
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"Fight!"
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"Destroy him!"
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"Ai-ya!"
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"Starfish! Oh!"
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"I didn't choose him."
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"Really?! You did?!"
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"Yes. Yes."
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"Right by the bike that belonged to that kid who died"
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"and now serves as a grim reminder of his passing!"
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"it's him whistling, but it's not true!"
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"He lives above his dojo"
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"and steals his wi-fi from the H&R block next door."
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"I'm showing you I love you, Snot!"
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"Sure, you've got a lot to be angry about,"
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"Remember when you and I had lunch together that one time?"
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"No, wait. You get three."
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"I expect you to use them!"
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"Thanks, Steve."
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"Maybe in, like, 20 years, quietly, victim by victim."
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"I've got a delivery for Klaus Heissler."
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"Ooh. Hello."
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"Or maybe it's Stan, Francine, and Hayley."
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"He's opening it. It's working!"
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"Do you hear that, Stan?!"
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"but we got to do what it takes."
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"Why are you walking so fast?"
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"That dork? Oh, great idea."
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"Don't you get it, Steve? This kid's such a loser,"
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"if we stay within 20 feet of him,"
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"bullies will never even see us."
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"Smith and Snot!"
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