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Clips from South Park - Elementary School Musical (S12E12)

"# and soon you'll be... #"
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"That's what I really want to do."
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"Basketball?"
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"No son of mine is going to be a sweaty little jock!"
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"But Dad, that's what I really want."
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"There's no singing and dancing in basketball!"
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"Don't you even think about it!"
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"I'd be the laughing stock of the men's choir club!"
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"I will slap your face so super hard."
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"I am the man of this house!"
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"You disrespect me and you're gonna get slapped!"
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"You aren't being fair."
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"That's it. I'm gonna slap you!"
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"No, please!"
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"# I slap you! I slap you! #"
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"# I slap, slap, slap you! #"
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"# I'm slapping you, slapping you silly, 'cause you disrespected me #"
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"You guys, I need to copy your math homework before class."
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"You're not copying my homework, you lazy turd."
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"# And you know We're together at school again #"
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"# At school again #"
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"# And you know We'll be doing this forever #"
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"# What a special day #"
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"- # We can say that it's never # - Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
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"Hey, kid, what happened?"
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"I thought you didn't wanna sing and dance anymore."
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"Yeah, well, my dad blew a gasket when I told him"
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"Dude, what did I tell you?"
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"You have to be tough and stand up for yourself."
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"He's really good."
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"Hey, we sure could use you, kid."
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"I can never find enough kids that wanna play ball."
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"All the kids and the school funding goes to the theater department."
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"You see? They need you. This is fate, kid. Fate."
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"I don't know."
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"Look, just come in at recess and shoot some balls with the team."
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"Yeah, just go in at recess"
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"Okay."
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"- Hey, that's great, Bridon! - Thanks!"
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"We might have a chance at winning now!"
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"Bridon!"
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"# What are you doing here? What are you doing here? #"
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"and you weren't there."
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"You're here in the sports gym shooting basket hoops."
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"Hey, your kid is really good at this."
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"Don't talk to me, stupid jock asshole!"
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"Just go easy on him, huh?"
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"You know what this means?"
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"It means you're about to get slapped,"
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"so you better shut up."
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"If he wants to play ball, you should let him."
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"I'll do it! I'll slap the shit out of you!"
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"He's just a kid."
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"You don't tell me how to raise my son!"
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"- I'll slap it again... - Dad, stop!"
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"You try to turn my son"
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"Slap it! I slap it!"
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"- Dad! Dad, you're hurting me! - Shut up, Bridon!"
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"What's going on here, Mr. Guermo?"
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"Get outta my way, Mackey! You wanna piece of this?"
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"You're gonna sing and dance and be the best at it."
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"- You're hurting my arm! - That's good."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"That's good, that's good. Yeah, shoot that guy in the face, Kyle."
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"Yeah, nice."
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"I think we better just get on board with it."
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"What? Are you crazy?"
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"No way, dude."
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"We promised each other we would never do that."
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"- Remember? - Yeah."
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"I know, but I think we're really starting to become outcasts at school."
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"I mean, look at who you guys are hanging out with now."
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"Scott Malkinson for Christ's sake!"
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"Shut up, Scott Malkinson."
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"Hey, don't make fun of my diabetes."
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""Don't make fun of my diabetes. I'm Scott Malkinson.""
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"You can rip on him,"
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"but you guys are hanging out with him."
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"maybe your clout at school has slipped a little?"
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"Stan, you're just jealous of that third grader"
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"and you think Wendy's gonna go for him"
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"unless you start singing and dancing, too."
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"Yeah."
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"That isn't true!"
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"But you guys, we are at risk of becoming the unpopular kids."
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"Hey, that was supposed to be my power up pack."
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"I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes.""
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"# High School Musical is so awesome. #"
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"- Mr. Guermo? - What?"
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"We're from Child Protective Services."
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"There's some concern you might be physically abusing your child."
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"We got a phone call from a concerned student"
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"who wishes to remain anonymous."
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"His name is Stan Marsh."
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"Mr. Guermo, we need to come in and have a word with your son."
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"Oh, by all means."
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"You got the balls to come in here, do it."
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"Do it!"
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"We just wanted to talk to you for a few minutes,"
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"Yeah, there it is! Slapped you!"
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"You probably think I'm finished, huh?"
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"- There's another one! - Oh, my God!"
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"Don't worry, bitch. I didn't forget about you!"
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"There's a slap for you! Slap! Slap! Slap!"
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"There you go! Here's a little reach-around back of the head slap!"
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"I'm going slap happy!"
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"# And teaching you a lesson for coming in my house! #"
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"What are you looking at, Robertson?"
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"They're here. The audition results for the school musical are in!"
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"- Hey, you got the lead, Wendy! - All right!"
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"- Who's the male lead? - No surprise there!"
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"I get to be a stand-in!"
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"Congratulations, Bridon!"
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"Guess we'll be working a lot together."
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"- Yeah, great. - Goddammit!"
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"No matter what I do, this kid just won't stop."
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"Now they're gonna be in a show together?"
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"Jesus, it's all over for me!"
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"And what am I supposed to do now?"
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"# Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah #"
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