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Clips from The Simpsons - 'Cue Detective (S27E27)

"Mold."
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"It's worse than a Grampa hug in the summer."
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"But I guess we'll have to spend this money"
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"on a new washing machine."
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"Oh, Stink-sons!"
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"Hey!"
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"Mmm..."
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"smoked meat."
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"Mmm!"
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"I'm trying to text! Oh, I spilled my pee jar!"
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"Watch it, Stink-son!"
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"A roadside barbecue stand?"
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"Everything tastes better when it's near a road."
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"Guaranteed to blow your mouth's mind."
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, look at 'em go!"
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"Ooh, charred and moist!"
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"Like Satan's burps."
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"She's been passed down through my family for generations."
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"They say the Hive's made from a meteor..."
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"It was a gift from the heavens."
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"The perfect smoker."
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"The Hive has never been cooled down,"
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"never been cleaned."
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"Mixing meat, fat and smoke into pure magic."
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"Mmm... smoked me."
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"is available for purchase."
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"But why would you give up your most prized possession?"
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"My old lady and I are saving up to live our dream"
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"of moving further away from our grandchildren."
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"But if I don't come home"
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"Oh, should I do the thing I'm supposed to do"
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"or the thing everybody knows I'm gonna do?"
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"You bought a grill?!"
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"It's not a grill."
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"It's a smoker."
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"That you can grill on."
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"and instead you bought a... doo-hickey"
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"Hmm."
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"Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!"
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"I can't believe you cooked this."
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"Well, the secret to barbecue"
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"is sitting around doing nothing."
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"No wonder I'm great at it."
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"Come on, just one bite."
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"Nah-uh! Uh-huh."
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"Never! Ever."
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"No way, Jose!"
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"Sí way, Josefina."
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"Nothin' doing."
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"Oh, fine! One bite."
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"Ooh!"
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"Homie, I finally understand gluttony."
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"but we smelled your barbecue and couldn't resist."
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"Here's some Carl-slaw to go with it."
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"I call it "Carl-slaw," because I bought it."
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"Thank goodness for your selfish choices."
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"Yeah, how you doing, everybody?"
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"and I'm challenging you to an Eat-down!"
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"What's that-- some kind of eat-down?"
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"It's my new show where I use"
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"my big-time New York City chef skills"
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"to obliterate amateur cooks."
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"Who would watch such a one-sided farce?"
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"I'm in."
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"This Eat-down's gonna throw down"
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"And when I'm done, you're gonna wish you never heard of food!"
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"I'm competing against Scotty Boom!"
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"He's got what all great chefs have--"
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"You were right, greasy hobo."
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"Nothing fixes bad times like good food."
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"anyone in the world take a shower."
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"Okay, pork, I'm gonna throw you"
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"in that magic smoker for 24 hours"
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"and win that cook-off."
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"this is my last chance to say"
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"Aw..."
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"And when?!"
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"You didn't lock it up?"
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"You fat idiot!"
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"I'm out of here."
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"You'll find the Hive, right?"
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"Ah, don't you worry."
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"The Springfield PD is on the case."
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"it's cooking another family's hot dogs."
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"So, it's gone."
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"It's really gone."
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"All that's left is the smell of burning hickory"
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"So you lost your grill."
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"Son, this is so much more"
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"How to explain this to a child?"
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"This is the death of hope."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Everything good that comes into our lives,"
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"the universe takes away."
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"So from now on, I'm just gonna lie here"
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"and never care again."
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"Come on, you know your life sucks."
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"I don't want to."
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"I don't know."
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"The whole barbequing scene is pretty pro-meat."
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"And all that smoke pollutes the environment."
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"This isn't about your boyfriend, the planet."
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"I've never seen him this beaten down."
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"Okay, look for clues."
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"to local heaths and moors?"
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"Knock it off, boy."
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"Santa's Little Helper was in the yard last night"
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""Natural Peanut Butter.""
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"What if someone gave this to the dog"
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"so he'd be licking instead of barking"
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"while they took the smoker?!"
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"A clue!"
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"Come on, Homie."
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"We can't let this Empire State jabroni beat us."
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"This week I took on the Gilbert family of Portland, Maine."
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"They've been making clam chowder for generations."
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"I win!"
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"NYC!"
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"The Gilbert family has learned a valuable lesson--"
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