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Clips from Family Guy - Farmer Guy (S11E11)

"Look at all this stuff."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh, someone's getting cranky."
Family Guy
"You guys, there's a fully functional meth lab"
Family Guy
"Now, I know you're freaked out,"
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"but when you really stop and think about it,"
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"No way, Peter."
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"not to mention incredibly dangerous."
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"I can't believe we're actually gonna do this."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Well, right now, our family needs us"
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"Thanks, Lois."
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"I'm going to respond violently to outside noises"
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"what it looks like when a bitch dies!"
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"I don't want to put them in a bad mood."
Family Guy
"or similar pseudoephedrine-based decongestant."
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"Oh, my God, help!"
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"Is anyone here a doctor?!"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"in epidemic amounts, and is believed to be originating"
Family Guy
"why is the Quahog envelope so light this week?"
Family Guy
"and talk to those people in Quahog."
Family Guy
"First of all, you sat in something green"
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"for a place where there are zero beakers."
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"It's time to go back to Spooner Street"
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"And this house?"
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"because this is a meth town now."
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"Quick, everyone lie on the floor."
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy"
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"and then declaring them good."
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"I drive a 2006 Infiniti, and I don't intend to lose it."
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"An increase in crime?"
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"You're in the house 14 hours a day. What would you notice?"
Family Guy
"but over the last couple of years,"
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"when I know what's been in that mouth of yours."
Family Guy
"Yeah, just like Truman Capote."
Family Guy
"Who's Truman Capote?"
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"there were strangers in our house."
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"Nope."
Family Guy
"Maybe you guys were right."
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"and problems of the big city."
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"now that we're living on a farm."
Family Guy
"Well, Lois, in my defense, I have nothing"
Family Guy
"And it's not like it's the first time you made"
Family Guy
"And, Chris, you been telling me how you wanted"
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"Don't you see, you guys?"
Family Guy
"Come on, guys, what do you say?"
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"fresh out of a chicken's butt?"
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"Yay! Now I can be one of those filthy teens"
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"All right, let's do it."
Family Guy
"Wh-What?"
Family Guy
"where you can just run and run and be free"
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"The Griffin family farm."
Family Guy
"I feel like those miners who first struck gold"
Family Guy
"in San Francisco."
Family Guy
"Well, Lois, a big part of owning a farm"
Family Guy
"Wait a second."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I can't take any more plowing."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, that's Larry."
Family Guy
"Part of being a farmer is having a best friend named Larry"
Family Guy
"Aw."
Family Guy
"What's your point, Brian?"
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"With the proper training, maybe I can actually"
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"Guys, what's that over there?"
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"MEG: What is this place? It's really dark down here."
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"PETER: No, I just want you to stop talking."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What... what are you talking about, Peter?"
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"This lab is just what we need to get back on our feet."
Family Guy
"to sell illegal drugs to the tank top community."
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"What do you say?"
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"Then what the hell was that?!"
Family Guy
"Don't hear those crickets no more."
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"I'm not... gonna make it."
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"Gee, I hope I didn't scare the cows."
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"(bird coos) What's that, Dad?"
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"Now this is the money I owe Peter."
Family Guy
"Why?"
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"(muffled): Hey, Brian's home!"
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"My teeth came in and then fell out again."
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"Look at all that cash, Brian."
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"Go back to your own business!"
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"She's doing fun things for me, for money."
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"But now we've become part of that problem."
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"Look at our lives, Peter."
Family Guy
"There were a lot of Rottweilers in that house."
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"(laughter)"
Family Guy
"God, I wish I could get tickets to that show."
Family Guy
"they're outsourcing their bullying to India."
Family Guy
"MAN (Indian accent): Okay, do you see"
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"I think Quahog is still pretty great."
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"Yeah, come on, guys, she's got dyed roots in this community."
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"What a surprise!"
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"you don't want to do is tell me to take it easy."
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"I've never felt so scared."
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"They stole the chair I use in the shower!"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Peter, you went out and bought a farm"
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"without even talking to me about it?"
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"I mean, I have three aprons that say "Quahog.""
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"I... I did say that."
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"maybe it is time to make a change."
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"and no one will ever hurt you."
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"Rich and gay."
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"Get yourself out there. Easy does it."
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"Bye."
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"and we're in deep trouble."
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"Do you have almonds? What kind of almonds?"
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"Peter, if something doesn't change,"
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"(sighs) The proudest day of a man's life"
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"(imitates electricity humming)"
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"Burners, plastic tubing."
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"You sick whore."
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"Oh, this is gonna work out great."
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"Uh, okay, Peter, but I..."
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"Yeah, yeah, you're right, it's probably just a--"
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"Dad, we don't even have a..."
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"What the hell is going on out there?!"
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"You hang in there, you hear me?"
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"I want you to take care of my kids."
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