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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Ain't Miss Debatin' (S07E07)

Why lock lips when you can lock grips, right?

"Why lock lips when you can lock grips, right?"

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Here's a tape of King's Head against Bog Harbor.

"Here's a tape of King's Head against Bog Harbor."

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They've got only one non-crappy debater,

"They've got only one non-crappy debater,"

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- Sasha Whiteman. - TINA: Oh, I know Sasha.

"- Sasha Whiteman. - TINA: Oh, I know Sasha."

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He's tricky and preppy.

"He's tricky and preppy."

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Treppy? Pricky?

"Treppy? Pricky?"

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He'll have to be tricky 'cause the rest are stiffs.

"He'll have to be tricky 'cause the rest are stiffs."

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This guy gets stress hiccups.

"This guy gets stress hiccups."

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This Duncan guy is from New Zealand, and no one can understand him.

"This Duncan guy is from New Zealand, and no one can understand him."

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Rebuttal, yeah. Where I'm from we call it buttle rubbies.

"Rebuttal, yeah. Where I'm from we call it buttle rubbies."

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- DUNCAN: Buttle rubbies. - And roll back again.

"- DUNCAN: Buttle rubbies. - And roll back again."

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- I don't get it. - Buttle rubbies.

"- I don't get it. - Buttle rubbies."

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And again.

"And again."

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- Buttle rubbies. - Uh, why are we doing this?

"- Buttle rubbies. - Uh, why are we doing this?"

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- Buttle rubbies. - And again.

"- Buttle rubbies. - And again."

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- What? - Buttle rubbies.

"- What? - Buttle rubbies."

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- Can you zoom? - I can't zoom.

"- Can you zoom? - I can't zoom."

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- Uh, and freeze frame. - All right, Tina.

"- Uh, and freeze frame. - All right, Tina."

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Come on, let's start debate prepping, girlfriend.

"Come on, let's start debate prepping, girlfriend."

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What?! Oh, right.

"What?! Oh, right."

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(chuckles) We're dating.

"(chuckles) We're dating."

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It all came rushing back.

"It all came rushing back."

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I'm just prewired for long-necked boys

"I'm just prewired for long-necked boys"

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with thick accents and/or speech impediments.

"with thick accents and/or speech impediments."

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She likes them not quite a man and hard to understand.

"She likes them not quite a man and hard to understand."

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- It stinks. - I know, sweetie.

"- It stinks. - I know, sweetie."

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No, something actually smells bad.

"No, something actually smells bad."

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(sniffs) Ugh. It's Meat Man.

"(sniffs) Ugh. It's Meat Man."

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Oh, boy. The meat is turning gray.

"Oh, boy. The meat is turning gray."

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Makeup.

"Makeup."

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I can't break up with Henry right before the big debate.

"I can't break up with Henry right before the big debate."

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It'll kill him and we'll lose,

"It'll kill him and we'll lose,"

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which will kill him again.

"which will kill him again."

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And then Monday let Henry down as gently as you can,

"And then Monday let Henry down as gently as you can,"

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like I did with Hugo.

"like I did with Hugo."

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You sang a break-up song on his answering machine.

"You sang a break-up song on his answering machine."

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It was a rap, Bob.

"It was a rap, Bob."

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Tina, honey, just keep your head in the game,

"Tina, honey, just keep your head in the game,"

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and don't even look at this Duncan boy.

"and don't even look at this Duncan boy."

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Avoid. Avoid.

"Avoid. Avoid."

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Got it. Avoid mixing with Duncan.

"Got it. Avoid mixing with Duncan."

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What do you say we go over there and get in their faces?

"What do you say we go over there and get in their faces?"

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Great idea, Habes.

"Great idea, Habes."

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Really get in their faces, like an inch away.

"Really get in their faces, like an inch away."

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I'm drinking wine. I'm off school property.

"I'm drinking wine. I'm off school property."

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(laughs) Or-Or, rejoinder,

"(laughs) Or-Or, rejoinder,"

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That always chaps my hide.

"That always chaps my hide."

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I heard that voice, and I knew it either

"I heard that voice, and I knew it either"

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had to be Tina Belcher or the saddest bird in the world.

"had to be Tina Belcher or the saddest bird in the world."

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- Hi, Sasha. Hello. - Hi.

"- Hi, Sasha. Hello. - Hi."

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(whispering): Closer. Intimidate.

"(whispering): Closer. Intimidate."

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Uh... Tina, you seem to have noticed Duncan,

"Uh... Tina, you seem to have noticed Duncan,"

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our exchange student from somewhere.

"our exchange student from somewhere."

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- New Zealand. - Right.

"- New Zealand. - Right."

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It's so far away that Duncan

"It's so far away that Duncan"

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a couple of chesties.

"a couple of chesties."

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Oh, a new one. Want one?

"Oh, a new one. Want one?"

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Um, one of your chesties?

"Um, one of your chesties?"

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Yeah. They just twist off.

"Yeah. They just twist off."

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Want me to twist you off a chestie?

"Want me to twist you off a chestie?"

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Yes? I-I mean no. No. No.

"Yes? I-I mean no. No. No."

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- Sasha, you want one? - Yeah, I'll take one.

"- Sasha, you want one? - Yeah, I'll take one."

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No worries, here you go. That's my best one.

"No worries, here you go. That's my best one."

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No worries. That's what you say when there aren't worries, right?

"No worries. That's what you say when there aren't worries, right?"

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But-But when there are worries, what do you say, "Worries"?

"But-But when there are worries, what do you say, "Worries"?"

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(laughs nervously) Duncan.

"(laughs nervously) Duncan."

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Uh, King's Head huddle.

"Uh, King's Head huddle."

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Duncan, you'll be my number two tomorrow against Henry and Tina.

"Duncan, you'll be my number two tomorrow against Henry and Tina."

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- We're going with the debate candy. - I'm not a good debater.

"- We're going with the debate candy. - I'm not a good debater."

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Just be you. And if you can figure out a way

"Just be you. And if you can figure out a way"

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to take off your shirt during the debate, do it.

"to take off your shirt during the debate, do it."

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Fun mixer. I-I'm gonna go prep for the debate.

"Fun mixer. I-I'm gonna go prep for the debate."

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You know, I think Duncan's gonna body surf

"You know, I think Duncan's gonna body surf"

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right outside the hotel windows to clear his brain.

"right outside the hotel windows to clear his brain."

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Oh, I'll go get my togs on then.

"Oh, I'll go get my togs on then."

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You probably call them swimmies.

"You probably call them swimmies."

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DUNCAN: That wave was a dumper.

"DUNCAN: That wave was a dumper."

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I almost lost my togs.

"I almost lost my togs."

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- (phone rings) - Hello?

"- (phone rings) - Hello?"

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Tina, the sunset is gorgeous down here.

"Tina, the sunset is gorgeous down here."

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Is no one gonna help Duncan towel off? Really?

"Is no one gonna help Duncan towel off? Really?"

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It's so simple. He's wet, make him dry.

"It's so simple. He's wet, make him dry."

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I know what you're doing, Sasha.

"I know what you're doing, Sasha."

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SASHA: Just calling you back real quick

"SASHA: Just calling you back real quick"

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to let you know that Duncan

"to let you know that Duncan"

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is being so self-deprecatingly charming right now.

"is being so self-deprecatingly charming right now."

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No one gets him.

"No one gets him."

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- There. - (alarm ringing)

"- There. - (alarm ringing)"

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Everybody down to the beautiful beach.

"Everybody down to the beautiful beach."

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Whoops. All better.

"Whoops. All better."

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Whoops. All better.

"Whoops. All better."

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Whoops. All better. Whoops.

"Whoops. All better. Whoops."

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Lorna wouldn't kiss that old meat.

"Lorna wouldn't kiss that old meat."

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Oh, it's a little late in the day

"Oh, it's a little late in the day"

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to start talking about things Lorna wouldn't do.

"to start talking about things Lorna wouldn't do."

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Look, I'll kick in another ten pounds of hamburger

"Look, I'll kick in another ten pounds of hamburger"

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for a new meat man.

"for a new meat man."

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But he's been with us since the beginning.

"But he's been with us since the beginning."

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He's just a piece of meat.

"He's just a piece of meat."

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"Just a piece of meat"? Wow.

""Just a piece of meat"? Wow."

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That's kind of rough, Linda.

"That's kind of rough, Linda."

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Yeah, you should hear yourself.

"Yeah, you should hear yourself."

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Okay. Sorry. Sorry, Meat Man.

"Okay. Sorry. Sorry, Meat Man."

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(in deep voice): That's okay.

"(in deep voice): That's okay."

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False alarm, everybody can go back in.

"False alarm, everybody can go back in."

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Probably a prank, a super-cool prank.

"Probably a prank, a super-cool prank."

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I'm going in. I-I got to go find an extension cord

"I'm going in. I-I got to go find an extension cord"

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for my sleep apnea machine.

"for my sleep apnea machine."

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- Yeah, I'm gonna go in, too... oh! - Oh!

"- Yeah, I'm gonna go in, too... oh! - Oh!"

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I'm gonna go inside, bye.

"I'm gonna go inside, bye."

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Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.

"Oh, hi. Didn't see you there."

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A crab bit me on my clacker.

"A crab bit me on my clacker."

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The lights look pretty on the water, huh?

"The lights look pretty on the water, huh?"

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Yeah. You know, in New Zealand,

"Yeah. You know, in New Zealand,"

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we say, "Turn on the dark."

"we say, "Turn on the dark.""

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Son of a bitch.

"Son of a bitch."

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Mwah.

"Mwah."

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Oh! I got to go.

"Oh! I got to go."

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Wait, wait, I got to check something.

"Wait, wait, I got to check something."

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Uh, yeah, I was right.

"Uh, yeah, I was right."

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