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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Ain't Miss Debatin' (S07E07)

"- I have a fear of public speaking. - Oh, boy."
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"- _ - MR. DeSANTO: Welcome to"
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"- our newest debater, Tina. - Thanks, Mr. DeSanto."
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"Larry's our policy ace, Zach's a research machine,"
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"and Todd's a ninja with sarcasm."
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"Sarcasm, huh. Any good?"
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"(sarcastic): No, I'm terrible."
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"- Oh, that's too bad. - Ugh, I was doing it!"
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"All right, tomorrow's debate topic is:"
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"Oh, fun, I love the metric system."
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"I give it a ten out of ten."
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"(chuckling) Get it? Everything's ten?"
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"Uh, tough luck, kiddo."
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"We've been assigned the negative, against it."
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"But shouldn't we argue for what we really believe?"
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"- (boys laugh) - Guys, guys."
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"that you don't is great preparation for being, like,"
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"a lawyer, or a stepdad."
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"I guess I might be one of those some day."
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"You just have to stuff down your feelings"
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"and stop believing in anything."
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"I think I can do that."
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"I mean, I don't think I can,"
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"but I'm pretending I can."
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"Now you're getting it!"
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"Aw, my talky Tina joined the debate team?"
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"It throws off our whole after-school play routine."
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"Usually we just do the opposite of what Tina wants to do and it's fun."
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"This is gonna sound crazy, but you guys could"
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"get started on your homework."
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"(laughing): Yeah that does sound crazy, Dad."
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"Plus I don't even know where my backpack is."
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"GENE: Yes I see it, Dad, thanks."
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"Oh, my God, now we have to throw out ten pounds of hamburger meat."
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"Um, can we have it?"
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"Why would you want that?"
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"I don't know, I just... I want it."
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"- I don't think that's a... - Please?"
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"We won't ask for any meat for Christmas this year."
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"Let 'em have the meat, Bob."
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"- Let 'em play with it. - Fine."
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"Y-You know you have to wash your hands"
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"after you play with it, right?"
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"I'm gonna bring it in the tub."
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"Everything's a toy in there."
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"MR. DeSANTO: Tina, how you doing on that list of tongue twisters?"
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"Getting your speed up? Your articulation?"
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"That one's not actually a... you know what?"
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"(sighs) Fine."
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"So we're both excited, that's great."
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"Now we need to find some passion in your delivery."
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"What really gets you going?"
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"You mean what makes me tick?"
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"Think of things that get you mad."
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"I think of when they canceled Firefly. You try."
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"that they call it your bottom when it's in the middle."
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"- Okay. - Or why do horseshoes"
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"only come in one style?"
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"Why can't they have horse sandals?"
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"Find your Firefly, come on."
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"I got a Canadian quarter in change."
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"to Canada to buy gum. (groans)"
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"You'll get there."
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"- Eh, I guess it's just a meatball. - That's great."
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"- Hubba hubba. - We need a picture."
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"- Gene, go get Mom's phone. - On it!"
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"Got it! All you have to do"
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"is ask Mom a math question and she says,"
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""Here, there's a calculator on the phone."
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"- Don't make me do math!" - Great."
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"- (camera shutter sound) - Give me sassy."
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"Now give me classy."
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"Now gassy."
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"No, if we move him a little"
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"and take another picture, and keep doing it,"
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"we can make a movie. Meat-mation!"
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"Oh, my God, this is the most exciting thing we've ever done!"
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"Okay. Reposition very slightly,"
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"another click, reposition..."
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"And now I'm bored."
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"And if we adopt the metric system,"
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"when someone says "Thanks a ton,""
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"you won't actually know how much they're thanking you."
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"Oh, my God, she's a dud."
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"(whispers): Find your Firefly."
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"I mean..."
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"I can kiss my elbow."
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"We already have grams, they're called "grandmas""
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"and mine lives in Florida, thank you."
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"And if she has to learn kilometers she's gonna get lost"
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"and never make it back to the condo."
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"This is America, damn it, and we're the leader"
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"of the free world, not the liter."
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"- U-S-A! U-S-A! - (bell dings)"
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"Whoa."
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"She's amazing."
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"And then you brought up foot-long hot dogs, which was great."
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"And then you pointed out that inchworms were cute,"
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"but centipedes were gross."
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"- And then you're so beautiful. - Um, what?"
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"Uh, it's-- debate exercise."
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"Proposition, uh, we should go on a date."
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"But dating isn't debatable. Everything's debatable."
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"Okay, um, we should go on a date because..."
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"Pro: we both live on land."
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"Con: people find me annoying."
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"Pro: oh, we're not related to each other."
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"Con: I get really, uh, bad haircuts."
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"Pro: You don't have a rat tail; that's my deal-breaker."
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"Con: I have a rare kind of contagious acne."
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"Um, um, um, um, pro:"
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"bears are less likely to attack two people than one."
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"We should go on a date."
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"I'm that good."
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"Then it's settled. Shake."
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"Sundown is at 6:43, so my telescope and I will be there"
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"at 6:44."
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"Only Ursa Minor will be visible,"
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"but we'll still have Ursa major fun."
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"Got it, you'll show up or not show up."
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